In the middle of the night, a young man can be seen walking on the side road, though if people look at the young man more closely, they could see that he's drunk and having a hard time walking. The young man is Xander Ranvil, a normal high school boy. He has a hobby of reading light novels and fanfiction, he also like to watch anime but not to the point where he would do it everyday.
This morning he got invited by his classmates to skip class and have fun outside, as a healthy young man he did what normally someone would do... He joined them, they play arcade, ate in fastfood restaurants and lastly drink. He tried to control himself so that he wouldn't get too drunk, his parents are strict with him, if they hear just a news of him smoking or drinking, they would cut his allowance. And this is the result, him not being able to walk properly and he doesn't even know where he's going.
Xander was just walking slowly when he saw a light coming towards him along with a loud beep , "Ohhh, is t-truck-kun finally picking me? hehe" Xander revealed a silly smile as he slowly opened his arms wide intending to accept the incoming blessing.
"Beep!! Beep!!"
'Ah so relaxing' that was Xander's last thought before he finally succumbed to death.
Xander opened his eyes only to meet complete darkness, "..Where am I? what am I doing here?" Xander asked as he started looking for something bright to escape this world of darkness.
[Ding!]
Xander was startled by the sudden voice emerging in his mind. He started looking for clue to what this is and finally arrived at a certain point.
[You will be now surveyed, please answer the question with great care!]
'Survey? Not System loading?'
[System or Not?]
'Ohh here it is, I choose System'
[Sentient or Not]
'Of course I would choose 'Not', asking for a system with sentience is just stupid, what would happen if my system personality is the same as those chinese manhua?'
[If you were to be given 3 abilities, what would it be?]
'For my first ability, I would choose Suzuki Ichirou's Unique Skill 'Menu'. For the second ability I would like to have Brandish μ's 'Command T' and lastly I would like to have Takatou Yogiri's 'Instant Death' ability'
[Analyzing the answers...]
[Ding!]
[The three abilities has been approved! Though It will be given with limits.
Proceeding to the last question]
[What world would you like to live?]
'World huh? with these kind of abilities, I'd like to challenge a world with a lot of crazy stuff.. let's go with Highschool DxD?, also make it interesting.'
[Survey Complete! Hope you enjoy your next life.]
After the last message disappeared, the world of darkness suddenly started to shake, it started to crack with light emerging from those, until the world finally broke into pieces along with Xander.
Xander opened his eyes and got confused, "Now where the hell am I?" he started to look in his memories what happened yesterday and froze in his place when memories of that place slipped into his mind. "Fuck, did that really happened?" He started rejecting reality until the he saw a piece of clothes hanging on the balcony, to be precise it is a Kuoh Academy Uniform.
Upon seeing that he looked for a cellphone and started to search about this place. After a few minutes he finally gave up and just accepted reality. "Ugh, I was drunk yesterday, what abilities did I choose again?" Xander pressed his finger to his head trying hard to remember when suddenly..
[Ding!]
[Host's chosen abilities were
*Menu - Suzuki Ichirou's ability from Death March world.
*Command T - Brandish μ ability to change the size of any matter.
*Instant Death - Takatou Yogiri's abilty to kill anything with just a thought.]
[Some of your abilities were given limits to keep the world's balance from being destroyed.
*Menu - Everything except for the Skills and Storage section, everything are erased.
*Command T - Nothing. Just the same as the original's weakness.
*Instant Death - Limited to opening only first seal because of how broken it is]
Xander was dumbfounded by what his drunk self chose. "I didn't really think about this, shit, what am I now? Satou's Menu made him a Singularity Existence while Yogiri true form is Omnipresent. I guess I'll just use Yogiri as my base, and I'll probably seal my Instant Death ability since it would be overkill using that ability here." Xander was happy because the ability he gained were quite overpowered.
Menu, ability of Suzuki Ichirou that can make him learn anything just by doing some acts, though you need to use points and you can only gain points by killing beings and leveling up. This ability was made using billions of Suzuki Ichirou's soul from many parallel world. So Satou gained a billion talent because of this ability.
Command T, ability of Brandish that gave her the title "Country Destroyer" she can change the size of any matter, so changing the size of a whole country is a simple thing for her. The only weakness of this ability is Mana, when people has stronger or more mana than yours, your magic can't change them.
Instant Death, explanations are not needed. A person can even erase a multiverse using this ability.
"Now, where am I? Did the canon finally started?" Xander said while checking his appearance in the mirror. In the reflection, you can see a young man with gray hair, blue eyes and normal body without any strong muscle. "My appearance changed huh? and here I was hoping to keep my appearance the same, not this animesque style" Xander released a long sigh.
Xander went downstairs and started to look for any family members this body have but didn't find any, so Xander concluded that this body is a orphan. And that was a great news for him. Xander went to the kitchen when the system's interface appeared again.
[Quest!]
[Cook atleast 2 food that can be eaten]
[Reward: Random Item]
[Accept or Refuse?]
"Huh? I got a quest already? and Isn't this too easy? I just need to cook right?" Xander was happy that he got a easy quest. Xander was always ignorant of his own cooking, when he was a child, he tried cooking and the result was his father sleeping in the hospital for 2 days because of stomach ache. Ever since then, his mother always keep him out of the kitchen thinking that maybe next time he would set the entire kitchen in fire.
Xander started preparing to cook. "I'm gonna eat so there gotta be some rice right?" Xander looked for the rice and started recalling how his mother cooked it. "At that time she washed the rice, so I'll just do the same, but wait won't the rice still be dirty?" Xander's brilliant mind got a idea, he pick a cleaning powder and then pour it in the washed rice. He started filling it with water again to wash, he was satisfied with the bubbly water. "Hm! Now I can really say that this is clean" Xander said while nodding his head. He put it in the rice cooker and waited for it to cook.
Xander IQ would always drop in significant amount when coming to the kitchen, common sense is having hard time entering his mind. "Next is egg, egg should be easy to cook right?" Xander started preparing he took many ingredients and heated the pan until it started smoking. "Hooh, this is awesome!" He was fascinated by the smoke that, he stared at it for a few seconds. He pour large amount of oil and immediately added the egg without waiting for the oil to heat. He then remembered "Mother added a white condiment in the egg right? was it sugar? or salt? hmm" Xander started contemplating what to add. ['Cooking' skill acquired]. Being lost in thought he didn't notice the notification the Menu gave. "Too troublesome, I'll just add the 2 of them, but I like sugar so I'll put more sugar than salt" He added salt and sugar with 80/20 mixture, 80%sugar and flipped the egg.
After cooking he took the finished product in the living room to eat. "Huh? why didn't the system react to my food? Isn't this finish?" Xander was confused but set that thing aside as he was hungry from cooking. He took some rice from the rice cooker. "Although this is not the same mother made, it should taste the same right? This is the same rice after all" Instead of scooping rice, what he got was like a porridge. He put the burned egg in top of the rice? And took the spoon and put the food on his mouth. A exact second after eating it, Xander passed out.
['Poison Resistance' skill acquired!]
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