"NO! The name doesn't sound "smooth" at all!" Bop exploded in front of the three Gangsta.
[[[Are they having an intense battle? What's with all the shouting???]]] The people hiding behind buildings afraid of the gang battle that occurred earlier between Mussolini's gang and the Orochi started to speculate. The Orochi were the goons Marcus pointed out. Sadly, they had already left the area and made the three idiotic thugs stand guard. When Marcus sent Bop to help Mussolini's Gorgrogs out, he wanted Bop to challenge the Orochi gang.
Sadly, Bop didn't really care whether it was the Orochi or The Hyper Galactic Smooth in front of him as all he cared about was the cringy name they called themselves...
"What do you mean "The Hyper Universal Galactic Smoooth~"??? How can you guys even come up with such an awful and embarrassing name?!" Bop angrily added as he copied the walrus alien's way of saying "smooth~".
"Uhh well, we... We couldn't come up with a better name, so..." The Walrus twiddled his fingers, unable to refute Bop's words as all of the three gangster's battle readiness were converted into embarrassment.
"Is it that hard to find some words that fit with "thug"? Like how about "The Hoodlum Unified Goons" to make yourselves sound all professional and shit, or the "Tandem Hysteria Under Ground" to add some mystique! Anything than "Universal Galactic Smooth"! Come on!"
"A-are you one o those professional namers or somethin'. Those names were damn good! Can we like keep Tandem Hysteria? PLEASEEE!" The tall alien dude begged Bop with all his might.
[[[O-Ohhh! Amazing! He made that tall guy beg him with only his words! This guy made one of the Orochi, bow down to him with sheer power!]]] The townsfolk of the area misunderstood the situation as they couldn't hear the conversation. They thought Bop was some mysterious and enigmatic being thanks to his face film, and they also mistook the trio as part of the infamous Orochi gang.
"Yeah! Those names were pretty tight" The green hairy muppet looking alien agreed to the tall alien's words.
"Unlike some names a certain someone came up with" The tall alien added as he dumped all the blame on the poor walrus-like alien.
"What?! Y-You traitors! You said the name was okay!" The walrus alien felt cried.
[[[The big fat one suddenly cried out! What mysterious powers does this mysterious figure have?!]]] The townsfolk questioned Bop's every mysterious move that seemed to weaken his foes.
"Come on bro! None o dat's important now. What's important is we get that sweet ass name!" Green muppet alien tried to calm his two bros.
"I guess you're right..." The walrus alien sighed as the three hoodlums stared at Bop with expecting eyes.
"Huhu, well I guess it can't be helped that I'm so good at giving out names..." Bop sighed as he gave a smug smile.
"Yeah! He's the one who named me Beep!" Beep cheerfully added while Meiyu, like always just stared at the absurd idiocy in front of her.
[No Beep... I don't think that name's something to be proud of] Meiyu wanted to tell Beep the sad truth about the stupidity of her name, but Meiyu just couldn't break Beep's heart and ruin her innocently enthusiastic cheerfulness towards her name...
[Yes, some things are better left untold...] Meiyu thought as she looked at Beep, still innocently smiling with a hint of her usual smugness.
"So that means..." The three thugs suddenly became expectant.
"Yeah, I guess you could keep the names. As long as you don't make any trouble here anymore, I'll even benevolently let you go... Maybe I'll even add in another name" Bop stated with pride.
The three thugs nodded furiously, waiting in anticipation for Bop to reveal the new name he came up with.
And then, Bop said four words:
"The Hooligan Uber Gaff" Bop carelessly muttered words he thought were cool he read on the signs across the Hypercity.
*Boom* The three gangster wannabees' minds were blown.
"I've decided. That's the name I wanna keep" The walrus-like Alien said with conviction.
"What? How about Tandem Hysteria? I liked that one better" The tall alien protested.
"I kinda prefer the first one. Unified Goons, it's like we an army of crazy gangsters or somethin' you know. No one would mess with us if we got that name" The green hairy alien objected against the opinion of his other bros.
The three continued to argue about which name they should pick as they left that part of town.
But before they left, they bid Bop goodbye.
"Yo bro, you're a real cool dude. Name's Wally by the way. The guys call me Wall-E, for excellent" The three-eyed walrus alien introduced himself with a smooth gangster's voice.
"Name's Barry... But they call me... Bar-E" Barry, the tall alien forced his introduction despite the embarrassment of his cringe ass name.
"Yo yo, they call me E, or sometimes E.E." It looks like when it came to be the Green alien's turn, Wally just gave up and gave him the name E.E.
E.E. didn't seem to particularly mind the name...
As the three thugs happily left, Bop made a victorious laugh as he said "Gahahaha! I didn't even need to use force to drive them away! Such is my power!... They don't call me the Janitor for nothing..." Bop made a pained expression in the end of his sentence as if he truly carried the weight of immense power and the heavy responsibility that came with it while also making his job sound like some cool title he was called with despite it being his real actual job...
""Ohh!"' And as always, Policeman Bob and Beep were both awed at Bop's great show of confidence.
"""Woo! Hail the Janitor!""" The people hiding behind the buildings watching the "gang battle" (They didn't even fight though) jumped out and began praising Bop and his gang.
"T-The Janitor? Is that some kinda codename? And what's with the balloon mask???" A person in the crowd asked.
"Who knows, but whatever it means, it's cool" Another person answered.
Only Meiyu truly saw what happened for what it truly was.
[Should I be amazed that he ended a battle without fighting? Or should I be disappointed that he wasted an hour talking to some weakling mobs I could've taken care of in 5 seconds?...] Meiyu wondered as the crowd cheered Bop on.
"""JANITOR! JANITOR! JANITOR!"""
Meiyu watched while the crowd shouted Bop's name. She gave up thinking too hard on things.
That day, the Legend of The Janitor, the legendary fugitive who escaped prison fighting 300 HyperCops and making 30 tall and tough-skinned green walrus-like armed goons fall to their knees with just a stare started to circulate more and more around the Fifty-Third Hyper City as Bop's feats were greatly exaggerated...