Bop floated inside his "Janitor's Manual" with the redhead as they completely forgot their objective.
The "Janitor's Manual" contained a space where Bop could freely float and inside this space was a bunch of different books and electronic tables that looked arcane and enigmatic.
Some of the books looked like ancient relics from the past lost to the doom of their respective civilizations while some of the tablets looked like futuristic pieces of technology not yet born to this current age.
But the only thing Bop thought was "Why is there so much garbage in my private space..." as he sighed in regret.
"You know you should really show me your boobs" [You know you should really help me clean this place] Bop's thoughts and speech were once again swapped.
"What?" The red-head was too busy looking at the weird "trash" Bop called that was lying around.
"Nothing" Bop sighed in relief as the girl didn't hear his thoughts. [I really need to fix this malfunction!] Bop swore in his heart.
"Weeeeeee!" The girl rode on a book as she glided towards Bop.
"What are you holding there?" The girl asked.
"This? Oh, it's just trash" Bop said while holding a book made from paper.
"It's papery just like your manual so I don't know how to open it. I mean it doesn't have buttons! How do you open and read something with no buttons!" Bop wailed.
"Ehhhhhh, but I heard most old books from the past didn't use buttons" The girl cried.
"Che! If it's from the past it's already probably outdated... Who put this trash in my private place anyway!" Bop complained as he threw the Book an ancient race of Aliens put the culmination of all their knowledge into. If the afterlife existed the fallen ancient race is probably crying right now... Oh, Bop...
"And what is this tablet? Its circuits aren't even covered by a case... And where are the buttons! Did someone from the Janitor Manual production team have a grudge against buttons or something?!"
And on that day Bop swore in his heart if he even invented something he'd make sure there were buttons on it.
"And here is my studying area" Bop grandly gestured at a group of books being used as chairs while a group of normal-looking tablets, WITH BUTTONS, Bop added, were stacked on top of each other. This was the group of tablets Bop could understand and so these were the only ones he read.
"Hypercollector Beam - Infinite Currency Manipulator. Read now! To get that sweet sweet KaChing!... Hays, It's one of those get rich quick schemes again. PASS" Bop threw the tablet containing the information Waldo Ka-Ching!-Cha-Ching!, owner of Ka-Ching!-Cha-Ching! Universal Industries, used to become the second richest being in all of existence.
"The Sexy Scandals of The Hyper Galactic Council! Oooh! Now here's a book worth reading!" Bop thanked the smut Gods only to be bombarded with disappointment.
"W-what... What is this?! Gay porn? Ugh... I lost interest!"
Bop forgot The Hyper Galactic Council was made up mostly of old male aliens.
"How to Glorp a Glorpidian. Pass... Stupid elephant-pig manager... What's so fun about Glorping"
Bop didn't know that the word Glorp could be translated into many different words within the Glorpidian language depending on the intonation and volume.
This book in particular translated into "How to mind-control a Glorpidian" sadly due to Bop's ignorance he had just missed the chance for revenge at his past ungrateful boss and the chance to enslave or conquer one of the 97 great races of the Hyper Galactic Federation.
"Hey did you ask your question yet?" Bop asked the red-head as he continued to surf through tablets.
"Ask what?" The red-head floated around the space within the Thesarius, completely forgetting their initial goal.
"Wha-what? We've been wasting all this time and you still haven't asked about that "Freedom" thing of yours???"
"O-oh yeah! I forgot!" The red-head made a serious face as she went into the middle area of the space they were in as she asked with all her concentration:
"What is... Freedom" She opened her eyes with sincerity and seriousness! Sadly... nothing happened!
"W-what? What is Freedom?! What if Freedom?! What, when, where, who, why, which is Freedom?!! Wence is Freedom?" The red-head tried different combinations but nothing happened as she sighed towards Bop almost tearing up.
"B-bop! Nothings happening?!"
"What? Let me try?..." *Cough Cough* Bop cleared his throat...
"What is Freedom?" He tried to cooly ask, but utterly failing...
Suddenly a great light entered his mind and even the redhead's mind was penetrated by the light as they both wowed in awe.
"OHHHH! Amazing!" The red-head thought.
"It's just like watching those movie thingies Martha used to show me"
"Kukuku, see? I only did it one time! Maybe I AM special? Kukuku" Bop felt superiority over being able to make the book answer him once.
"Wow, sugoii~! amazing~!" The oblivious girl clapped which served to only feed Bop's misguided ego.
"Now let's see... what do we have here."
The vision showed them a dead planet already destroyed by something as even its gravity was out of whack for there were different parts of the planet that already cracked away from its central core but strangely the planet stayed in the same still and stagnant unmoving orbit.
Then the vision went inside the core of the planet and there it was.
A magnificent sword too grand to be described with words.
Even calling it what it really was, which is "A sword" would be a grave insult to the majesty of the mysterious sword-like item in the vision.
The sword was piecing the head of an ugly and deplorable beast-creature that looked to be the depraved spawn of Satan and Cthulhu. No... even Satan and Cthulhu would be offended when they were likened to that "THING" the sword was piercing.
While seeing these grand and mysterious things one thing passed Bop's mind...
"A movie?! I heard from Larry that these cool things were something called Hytech Modern CGI!"
"Woah! Amazing! Was that Larry dude a director?"
"What's a director?"
"A man who guides the movie I think? Well, at least that's what Martha said...." The girl twiddled her fingers.
"Pfttt! Of course not. Larry wouldn't be some lowly director. He told me he had the esteemed position of "Part-time Camera Boy". He was chosen within countless other applicants to have that duty ya know. It was very hard Larry said" Bop imparted his knowledge upon the ignorant red-headed girl.
"Woah! Amazing!" Once again the ignorant girl clapped.
"Awe, the movie ended" The vision suddenly stopped.
"Well, at least we now know what we're looking for!" Bop victoriously said.
"What? What?" The girl asked.
"Well, it's obviously one of those "Otaku" shops. Larry said we could buy anything from there! Even figurines of that sword we saw in the movie!" Bop felt victorious as he guided the girl in front of him who was ignorant of the world around her. He felt like a good brother figure of some sort.
"Ooohhhh, as expected of Bop-senpai! I bet Martha would be really happy if I get her one of those!"
"Yes! We could even give some to those weird metal guys you talked about. Maybe they'll forgive us if we do that! Kekeke"
"No! Not those guys. They were big bad bibibooboos!" As the girl didn't know how to swear so she made words up to express her profound hatred.
"Oh yeah... What was your name again?" Bop realized he didn't know her name yet.
"Name? What's that?" The girl innocently asked.
"Oh it's like a made-up word I can use to call you"
"What? That's really weird... Why not just use my code "Homunclii 8.2 Zeta"?
"Oh, my ignorant underling... You see, society's customs are indeed very strange as I too am called Bop even though I already have a code. I guess it's just required..." Bop sighed in profound regret as if he was the first philosopher who had discovered the pointlessness of life.
"I see, I see. What would I have done without you Bop!" The girl felt relief that someone other than Martha had taken up the mantle of teaching her the things she did not know yet.
"Kukuku, it matters not! As your better, it is only normal that I teach you the ways of life" Bop tried to sound sophisticated. If it was another person, they'd just laugh at his idiotic display... But sadly it was the ignorant redhead in front of him.
"Ohhh, so noble of you!" She praised.
"I guess it falls upon me to give you a name..." Bop said.
"From now on you shall be called!"
"Beep!"