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Chapter 42 - Horny idiot

"What fandom do you have?" Sin Jeong-Hyuk can't stop himself from questioning Seol. "Is it No Shi Won?"

"I have plenty of lolicons who like me for how I look." She gives him a quiet look. "They would prefer it if I didn't have curves. For their sake, I should maintain my body."

"..." What the hell is she talking about? Is it something to be happy about? Sin Jeong-Hyuk opens his mouth to scold her. "Are you--"

"I see." Oh Ji Ye laughs, interrupting Sin Jeong-Hyuk. "I heard about you from No Shi Won. Are you saying that my cousin is a lolicon?"

Chang Seol doesn't dislike Oh Ji Ye but she doesn't like her either. She lets out an annoyed sigh. Can't they leave her be? "I don't know him enough to say that he's not one."

Oh Ji Ye bursts into laughter. It's been a long time since she heard something funny. "Chang Seol, have you thought about being a comedian? I am sure that you will be popular."

Nobody else laughs along with her. Jeong-Hyuk gives her a cold look. Oh Ji Ye hiccups as she forces herself to stop laughing. She covers her mouth and mumbles an apology before she realizes that she's apologizing for something that doesn't need an apology.

"Why would she become a comedian?" Sin Jeong-Hyuk questions her with a deep voice. "She's studying to be an architect. In addition to that, she has a nice voice. She can become a singer."

"Jeong-Hyuk." Oh Ji Ye makes a face at him. "You can't possibly think that everyone can become a singer. Besides, a comedian isn't a lowly job. Isn't she already a making a fool of herself by admitting that lolicons are her fandom?"

Mun Soyoon lets out a laugh. "Unni, you aren't well-tuned with sarcasm, are you?"

"What?" The corner of her lips twitch. Sarcasm? That little girl? Oh Ji Ye glances at Chang Seol. Did this girl make fun of her?

Chang Seol rolls her eyes. She likes this actress a little less now. Look how she's clinging to Mister. Oh Ji Ye's chest is rubbing against his arm. He's not doing anything at all. She stares at him. "Oppa, your arm is okay now. I am sure that you can cook meals for yourself."

After saying her piece, she steps toward the door.

"Don't go," Sin Jeong-Hyuk yells, standing up. He unhooks his arm from Oh Ji Ye's grasp and takes long strides toward Chang Seol. "I want to ask you something."

"What is it?" Chang Seol wrinkles her nose when he moves closer to her and grabs her shoulders. This man already has a girlfriend. They even sleep in the same room but he still dares to grab her shoulders like this.

"Are you never ever going to tell me where Daydream is?" Sin Jeong-Hyuk looks into her round eyes. "I really need to find her, Chicken."

"Chang Seol," She corrects him coldly. "And she is already dead."

"What?" Sin Jeong-Hyuk blinks his eyes. "When? How?"

"She died last month." She lies through her teeth. "She was skydiving and her parachute didn't work."

"..." He scrutinizes her face. She's lying, isn't she?

"206 bones of her body shattered when she fell." Chang Seol continues with a straight face, "Her kidney came out of her mouth. Her brain was --"

"I told you that she's funny." Oh Ji Ye comes to Sin Jeong-Hyuk's side. "By the way, are you asking about that internet celebrity? Jeong-Hyuk, you should only pay attention to me. Why do you run after random voices? Is there a song that I can't sing for you?"

Chang Seol narrows her eyes on Oh Ji Ye. She dislikes this woman more and more. Why does she keep glueing herself to Mister? And Mister isn't pushing her away either. He's acting like nothing is happening. Is it because her boobs are bigger than hers?

"Of course, you can sing all the songs in the world." Sin Jeong-Hyuk gazes into Oh Ji Ye's eyes. There's no doubt that Oh Ji Ye is talented. Even just having talent isn't enough. She's quite hardworking. "However, there will always be someone who can do it better."

The corner of Chang Seol's lips curl up slightly when the pride in Oh Ji Ye's eyes dim. Isn't Mister saying that she's better than Oh Ji Ye?

"Is that girl better than I am?" Oh Ji Ye has the same question. She frowns at Sin Jeong-Hyuk. "If she's that good, why does she sing from a hiding place? You know how there are so many apps that can even make a crow sound like it's a cuckoo. I am sure that her voice is a fake."

"I don't think that…" Sin Jeong-Hyuk falters. He hasn't considered that the voice could be fake.

Fake? Chang Seol glares at Oh Ji Ye. "Her voice isn't fake."

"How do you know that?" Oh Ji Ye snorts at her. "Let's say that her voice is real. But you just said that she is dead. Then, there's no way to prove whether she is fake or not."

Chang Seol purses her lips. Mister's girlfriend is damn annoying.

"Jeong-Hyuk, stop chasing ghosts," Oh Ji Ye whines. She grabs his hand and tugs him, raising her chin and pouting at him a little. Blinking her long eyelashes 'cutely', she croons at him, "Jeong-Hyuk, you are always like this. Didn't you start chasing me because I have a wonderful voice? Then, you have me and my voice. Why do you need someone else?"

Chang Seol has an urge to gag but she controls her reflexes.

Mister wrinkles his nose slightly, looking side-ways at Chang Seol, feeling a dark stare of a certain cockatrice. Chicken is mad for sure. "Ji Ye, I think--"

"Show me the song." She wraps her arms around him, smiling giddily. "I signed up for a movie recently. Maybe we can use that song in that movie. I will work hard to reach your level, Jeong-Hyuk. Come back to S City now. We miss you a lot."

Chang Seol has seen enough. She storms out of the house, nearly running to the bus stop. She doesn't stop when she hears him calling her name. When she reaches the bus stop, she stops and pants for air.

"Damn him!" She grips the edges of her shirt. "Horny idiot."

All men are the same. They like bigger boobs. Mister is no different.