1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that Shrek created memer, he made him in Shrek's likeness.
2 He created them memer and gamergirl, and blessed them. On the day they were created, he named the memer "Adam".
3 Adam lived one hundred thirty years, and became the father of a memer in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth.
4 The days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years, and he became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
5 All the days that Adam lived were nine hundred thirty years, then he died.
6 Seth lived one hundred five years, then became the father of Enosh.
7 Seth lived after he became the father of Enosh eight hundred seven years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
8 All of the days of Seth were nine hundred twelve years, then he died.
9 Enosh lived ninety years, and became the father of Kenan.
10 Enosh lived after he became the father of Kenan, eight hundred fifteen years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
11 All of the days of Enosh were nine hundred five years, then he died.
12 Kenan lived seventy years, then became the father of Mahalalel.
13 Kenan lived after he became the father of Mahalalel eight hundred forty years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls
14 and all of the days of Kenan were nine hundred ten years, then he died.
15 Mahalalel lived sixty-five years, then became the father of ProJared.
16 Mahalalel lived after he became the father of ProJared eight hundred thirty years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
17 All of the days of Mahalalel were eight hundred ninety-five years, then he died.
18 ProJared lived one hundred sixty-two years, then became the father of Eunuch.
19 ProJared lived after he became the father of Eunuch eight hundred years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
20 All of the days of ProJared were nine hundred sixty-two years, then he died.
21 Eunuch lived sixty-five years, then became the father of Meth.
22 After Meth's birth, Eunuch walked with Shrek for three hundred years, and became the father of more memers and gamergirls.
23 All the days of Eunuch were three hundred sixty-five years.
24 Eunuch walked with Shrek, and he was not found, for Shrek took him.
25 Meth lived one hundred eighty-seven years, then became the father of Ligma.
26 Meth lived after he became the father of Ligma seven hundred eighty-two years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
27 All the days of Meth were nine hundred sixty-nine years, then he died.
28 Ligma lived one hundred eighty-two years, then became the father of a memer.
29 He named him Noah, saying, "This one will comfort us in our work and in the toil of our hands, caused by the ground which Shrek has cursed."
30 Ligma lived after he became the father of Noah five hundred ninety-five years, and became the father of other memers and gamergirls.
31 All the days of Ligma were seven hundred seventy-seven years, then he died.
32 Noah was five hundred years old, then Noah became the father of Shemale, Hamburger, and Japheth.