1 Shrek said to Noah, "Come with all of your household into the ship, for I have seen your righteousness before me in this generation.
2 You shall take seven pairs of every clean meme with you, the male and his female. Of the memes that are not clean, take two, the male and his female.
3 Also of the memes of the sky, seven and seven, male and female, to keep memes alive on the surface of all the earth.
4 In seven days, I will cause it to rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights. Every meme that I have made, I will destroy from the surface of the ground."
5 Noah did everything that Shrek commanded him.
6 Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters came on the earth.
7 Noah went into the ship with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives, because of the floodwaters.
8 Clean memes, unclean memes, memes, and memes that creep on the ground
9 went by pairs to Noah into the ship, memers and gamergirls, as Shrek commanded Noah.
10 After the seven days, the floodwaters came on the earth.
11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, on the seventeenth day of the month, on the same day all the fountains of the great deep were burst open, and the sky's windows were opened.
12 It rained on the earth forty days and forty nights.
13 In the same day Noah, and Shemale, Ham, and Japheth—the sons of Noah—and Noah's wife and the three wives of his sons with them, entered into the ship—
14 they, and every meme after its kind, every meme of every sort.
15 Pairs from all flesh with meme potential in them went to Noah into the ship.
16 Those who went in, went in memers and gamergirls of all flesh, as Shrek commanded him; then Shrek shut him in.
17 The flood was forty days on the earth. The bathwaters increased, and lifted up the ship, and it was lifted up above the earth.
18 The bathwaters rose, and increased greatly on the earth; and the ship floated on the surface of the bathwaters.
19 The bathwaters rose very high on the earth. All the high mountains that were under the whole sky were covered.
20 The bathwaters rose fifteen blocks higher, and the mountains were covered.
21 All flesh died that moved on the earth, including memes, and every memer.
22 All on the dry land, in whose nostrils was meme potential, died.
23 Every meme was destroyed that was on the surface of the ground, including memers. They were destroyed from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those who were with him in the ship.
24 The waters flooded the earth one hundred fifty days.