Melissa finally left and tomorrow, I'm supposed to get discharged. looking at myself in the mirror I am not bad at all need a haircut but not bad. I'm 6'3 and have brown hair that is down to my chin but falls perfectly behind my ears my eyes are green but I don't remember them being that way before. I'm very muscular even though I just woke up from a coma with no physical therapy.
"that's good enough," I say to my reflection
"sure is" a mysterious deep voice replied
I stop for a moment and brush it off because well I just got out of a coma.
"it's not good to ignore a God" the voice spoke out to me
"God, you're kidding me? even more (A God ) like there are more of you" I say hoping for a response.
"well let's see there are humans and animals and now monsters and beast as a God I feed off of belief whether it be through faith or fear but that belief is what made me and it also made thousands of other Gods and forms of divinity and is still making more" he explained while leaving a lot out most of everything
But still, I understood he is a deity that was created by someone or multiple people and they provide him with the belief that they created him with.
"so what do you seek O mighty one" I shout while beginning to kneel.
suddenly a lightning bolt struck and thunder soon followed but this thunder sounded almost like laughter.
"pftt sorry haha just pftt" the shitty god laughed at my actions
"I now have something to hate more than my father," I thought
"My name is Alexander Endo not much of a pleasure you shitty god" I introduced myself
sounding as dramatic as possible he gasped and introduced himself" the pleasure is all yours I am the embodiment of laughter the Greek God Gelos"
the sound of a snap and in front of me was a 5'4ish man with a troublesome smile on his face and a heavy Snicker his blonde hair and beard are curlier than the feeling his smile leaves in my stomach.
"you're quite short to claim to be a God," I said with every intention of insulting him
"quite true my lengthy friend but you should meet st Patrick like a toddler without a stool"
he said with heavy laughter.
"what do you want, and since when are we friends," I said getting quite annoyed.
"ooh that hurts I want you to get stronger that's all," he said trying to look as innocent as possible.
disgusting the only thought going through my mind was how disgusting he is he's like the part of Kevin hart that they don't show on tv.
I took a deep breath and asked "why"
"because it'll be fun" the words that came out of his mouth made me want to throw him into a dumpster and set him on fire.