The_Goose

I feel so triggered 🤣I been attacked by many a Goose and you've really captured their essence and intensity here.

Honk honk. Honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk. 


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Y'all gonna sit your as*es and read this sh*t now!

There was Dostoevsky. But he did not know how to finish his novels without messing up his readers' overall feels.

There was Nietzsche. But he was whiny because some chick once broke his heart and spent his life sh*tting on women to make himself feel better. Every neckbeard will quote you some Nietzsche at some point or another.

There was Jane Austen. But she wrote political romance. No one ever realized there was a political part to it. Everyone read the romance part. And she ended up as a spinster.

There was Ayn Rand. But she was a pathological narcissist who was only promoted in the USA due to her delusional fear of Communism. I didn't even know of her existence before I moved to North America.

And then … there is The_Goose. At some point in the history of spirituality, God decided to drop a glob of his reproductive material into the world's seas and from there emerged The_Goose, dressed in nothing but a gooseberry leaf on strategical places. A gift to humanity. The next great, transcending author of philosophico-psychological romance.

Master, I bow to your greatness. Teach us your ways!

Them gooses are truly powerful but lovely creatures. HONK HONK  UwA please releasy more. This book has revolutionary characters and world.
This is a message sponsored by Mario Sinb.

Move over Christian Grey, Chadgoose is the real big bird in the corporate nest. He’ll put all the other trash husbandos like Edward Cullen  several pegs down the pecking order. Does he do some terrible sexist crap? Yes, but it’s okay because he is attractive. Does he have a lot of money, also yes! Which is why it’s okay for him to some twisted stuff. He’ll drain the swamp and build his goosewife the mansion of her  dreams!

A Masterpiece! HONK HONK! Worth reading! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🕊🕊🕊🕊🦢🦢🦢🕊🕊🦢🕊🦢🕊🦢🕊🕊🦢🕊🦢🕊🦢🕊🦢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*honks very violently in satanic joy and devours souls of innocent people* ues yes give me goosechad be flexin on everyone and the gooselina be like flexin on him yes yes *keeps honking violently in joy*

This was funny. I really enjoyed it. 

In a way the story is a satire on the CEO type romantic novels that are liked be females here. I did read some of them but got fed up as it was reading one and reading all. How can rape be love?  How can one not take responsibility for an unwed mother? How can CEOs be rich guys with loads of money to squander, have armies and private plains causing wars in other countries? They are, after all, employees of the President/Vice President of the said company.

This is goose-tacular! An unearthly original that blows your mind at the very first chapter! Why on goose-earth is this underrated?! 
The male lead is so mesmerizing; his extraordinary charms are killing me!😍 The female lead is on a whole other level of goose-coolness; her wings are seductive, her beak a marvel that astonishes every goose and her eyes mysterious like a galaxy of stars! Just make me your number one follower already geese-goddess!!😆

It is a satire of modern romances with the most over the top tropes, and the characters are all Gooses.
Like in Duckburg everybody where ducks and has pun related jokes.
Not for everybody, but if you are like me is hilarious.

Every month I early wait for this story to update- like a long lost lover I can never forget. 

To you experienced readers out there, this is a true gem. The condensed highlight and peak of web literature. 

I miss you, I understand that genius is hard work and needs time. 

Thank you for the memories or as you would say HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HOOOONK HONK.

Honk. Honk honk honk. Honk HONK. *honk honk honk* honk-honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkgonk (Honk honk honk HoNk)

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK 

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powerful stuff GOOSELINA NO!!! *honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk* i cry everytime..

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Hjönk Hjönk am Goose! Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Hiss Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk 
This is Honking good 




BuT iT wAs Me DiO!

Untitled Goose Novel

Table of contents

Volume 1

Chapter 1 - The Goosey Beginning