5 years later...
Gooselina was an aspiring actress. She was currently at a shoot, and just finished filming a scene. Resting at a chair pulled over to the side, Gooselina was drinking her favorite drink, GooseAgua. It was also the beverage that she was currently advertising since she had a brand deal with it.
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For this television drama, she played the role of a villain. The scene she just finished involved slapping the female lead of the show, played by Evilfemalegoose, the current hottest star in the showbiz industry. During the last scene they filmed, she accidently slapped Evilfemalegoose a little too hard with her wing, causing Evilfemalegoose's cheek to become red. That was why the director called for a break.
Suddenly, as she was drinking her GooseAgua, Evilfemalegoose, who was on the other side of the room, crying about her almost-bruised cheek, waltzed over. A smug look crossed her face as she stopped in front of Gooselina. With a sweep of her wing, she smacked the GooseAgua that Gooselina was drinking out of her hand.
The GooseAgua drink spilled all over Gooselina, somehow managing to splatter all the way from her feathers to her face.
Gooselina looked up, an expression of shock crossing her face. What did she ever do to deserve this? She even apologized for accidently slapping Evilfemalegoose!
Now her makeup was all ruined and so was her favorite dress-that-she-did-not-own-because-it-was-a-costume.
Evilfemalegoose said snidely, "Haha, that's what you get for what you did before!! Now suffer because you're covered with water!! The humiliation!! Hahaha!!"
Gooselina was overwhelmed. With rage, she stood up and honked, "NO U."
Then, she slapped Evilfemalegoose back and forth soundly across both sides of her face with her two wings. Evilfemalegoose, who was quite weak since she didn't have the power of the female lead (besides her role in the show), only allowed herself to be slapped until her plastic-surgery face fell off from her beak.
Evilfemalegoose spit out some blood, stuttering, "Y-you!!!! How dare you??? Do you know who I am??"
"Oh, sorry," Gooselina replied with a scoff, "I guess I just had another muscle-spasm like before and slapped you again. Are you okay?"
Evilfemalegoose, who was utterly humiliated, burst out in tears. She only spilled a little water on Gooselina, but on the other hand, Gooselina caused her to lose her face completely-- and literally. She had to get another beak-job now because her beak was completely deformed.
"I'm gonna sue youuuu!!!!" Evilfemalegoose honked, "This is assault!!!"
Gooselina was about to retort with something not-so-impressive as a face-slapping line again (but because she was the female lead, and delivered her words with confidence, the readers would think that she's super cool), but that was when roses started falling through the air.
The clouds parted, and a stream of sunlight beamed down through a pane of glass in the window. The roses brought along a magnificent fragrance of ocean beaches and salt and smoked bark and delicate morning rain and dying tree branches and muddy puddles and raisins and other nature-objects that could be used as description for an alpha-goose's scent.
Like a Greek God descending from the heavens, Goosechad burst into the room with a flap of his wings. All the other inferior male geese promptly died from how alpha-goose Goosechad was. All the females except for the female lead swooned and passed out because Goosechad was just too attractive.
Goosechad noticed how Gooselina didn't pass out upon seeing him and blinked, exclaiming inside of his head, 'Wow, that's the first female who has ever been like this around me! She is so special for really no reason at all besides being a normal goose but I'm going to act like she's the most special person in the world! Also she's that one goose lady who I promised to track down after spending one night with her! Wow wow!'
He boomed with his strong, deep, masculine, rich-like-honey voice, "WHO DARETH ABUSE MY GOOSELINA." (don't question how he knows her name)
Shakingly, Evilfemalegoose awakened from her passed-out state, stammering, "Mr. CEO, please help! Gooselina was the one who physically assaulted me and causing my entire face to get messed up and distorted and bleeding!! I only spilled some water on her--"
"YOU DID WHAT?"
"I-I spilled some water on h--"
"HOW DARE YOU, THOT," Goosechad roared, "BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT THIS INSTANT. GOOSELINA IS MY LADY GOOSE AND ANY WHO DARE TO HURT HER SHALL PERISH."
Gooselina stared at Goosechad's handsome face. Her heart thumped a little in her chest by his handsome display of masculinity. But she didn't really recognize him as the stranger who she spent that one night stand with.
Evilfemalegoose faded into the background with her face being the bloody mess that it was and that no one really wanted to look at her. Meanwhile, Goosechad waltzed over to Gooselina's side, holding out a feather he always carried in his left pocket. He patted it at her face, drying it.
Then, with his deep masculine voice, he murmured, "Are you alright, my love?"
Gooselina blinked at him. "What?"
Then, a little goose burst out from behind Goosechad, screaming at the top of his lungs in an annoying baby voice (but everyone would find this behavior cute and excusable b/c he was just a little innocent goose-bun), "MOMMYYYY!!!!"
Gooselina stared at all of this and freaked out. Her muscle spasmed and she smacked her son, Goosebaby, all the way across the room.
Goosebaby was surprisingly not harmed and bounced back happily. "mMOMM I FINALLY FOUND U"
On the inside, Gooselina panicked. When did she ever give birth??
Goosechad also panicked. How did his love not even recognize the child they had together?
Unbeknownst to the two of them, Gooselina actually got amnesia after being involved in a train crash... right after giving birth.... so she forgot everything...
But it was okay! Goosechad would make her fall in love with him again!