I just realised something
How am I supposed to go on a crusade, if I have no god damn clue where to go? I'd ask the system but recently it's become more... human. It's kinda off putting.
Anyways, I awoken to quite the lovely sight... at least I probably would of thought so earlier. The physical appearance of Dice and Anise were now... well captivating. Their long black hair became ice blue, and their leather like clothes became glittery dresses, and they no longer smelled of blood.
Honestly though, it's the kind of pretty to me that's more of a compliment to them rather than a selling point. Besides, Anise was born only a few days ago... and I have no clue how old Dice is... that could turn out bad despite their physical age. I also sorta them as Children, I feel more of a father figure to them now.
I guess I'm building a family one member at a time. First Dice and now Anise, I believe I heard Dice call Anise her younger sister, so I guess it works out...
That, and my lack of sex drive since that fatal day I lost my sanity... why did I lose it in the first place actually? Anyways... whatever. They are clearly making advances on me, something I'm totally not into... but I guess it's sort of natural... they are insects at heart right? Plenty of species of any types of animal would breed with the strongest members.
I just happen to be pretty strong...
Unfortunately for them.
System, how long have I been asleep?
15 hours, Cobalt. |
See what I mean?
Do you know where I need to go for the quest?
According to directions from the Goddess of Ice, you are to kill a player named " KoKo ", who is a strong fire wizard. |
Why is that?
KoKo, who is blessed by the God of Fire due to his strength, has aligned himself with the Demon Lord's Armies where he know serves as a general. Killing him will decrease the strength of the army... there is also a special item he holds onto that the God of Light needs to break through the second barrier. |
Ahh, I gotcha. He's got one of those key things huh. That's what I used to hold back the story at first, but I wasn't aligned to the Demon lord... just stole it for myself.
So, where is the guy?
Warping to him now... |
Wait wait cancel that!
Confirmed |
I can warp?
Yes, Divine beings can warp to any user. |
Can you warp Dice and Anise too?
Confirmed, warping... |
Alright? Murder time!
It's been hell of a long time since I actually killed someone for a contract. It feels nostalgic, but not in a good way. Man, despite being so high level and Constantly experimenting with things, there is quite the bit I actually don't know about. I feel like I'm a frog that just got out of the well.
Speaking of frogs, let's hop right into the fight. I got line of site on the guy and I'm ready to shoot. Despite it not being a sniper rifle, I got other means. Anyways, where I ended up warping was a hillside that overshadows a small compound area filled with lots of demons. All of them seem to be ridiculous high level, 60s and 70s for the most part, yet not one of them notices the white cloaked guy aiming down on them.
I guess it's the thought that counts, they definitely seem looking for someone.
Confirmed, they have been alerted that someone is targeting their boss. |
Ah, so they know I'm coming? That makes it slightly easier. Here's why...
Trick. Shot.
The compound immediately combusted into a large series of explosions, after the initial barrage muitple ice shards flung out of the enemies that died, piercing muitple others, leading to the deaths of every visible Demon and even some extra.
Event Started : Raise Hell |
Kill all the Demons in the camp. |
Reward Choices :
Demon Slave
Crucible blade Knife
Demon Hound mount
None of those are useful...
Whatever, might as well.
- " Dice, raise hell. "
D - " Of course master! "
A - " What... shall I do... Master? "
- " Keep up with Dice, try to get as much XP as possible. "
A - " Ok... understood... "
I should really work on getting her speech therapy, the long periods of silence between her words is kinda annoying
...
I feel like that statement would piss someone off.
System, did I get any levels?
Yes, approximately 5.292 levels. |
You can just say five, why is it so low?
XP taken to restore )&):/"( and Sex Drive. |
Well, why is it taking so much? What's the glitched out thing by the way?
0;/;):) is under inspection by the system currently, however it seems to be having weird effects on your mind... such as influencing you to forget things. |
I thought I was just a forgetful bitch...
Anyways, that guy is here somewhere right?
Location not determi- |
Dice has located the ta- |
Target eliminated |
Good job dice?
Huh, guess she is pretty reliable now... I remember when I had to grind her levels for her... she was just a wee centipede then... ah, memories.
Oh yeah I leveled up right? How many stat points I got?
25 |
excuse me
25 |
Put them into speed then...That's quite he bit of stat points... wowzies, is that due to me being Divine now?
Confirmed. |
Speed is now 395 |
When did that get so high? 395??? That's higher than a fully speed dedicated player!!!! I fucking lucked out recently!
... Are those demons running?
I thought demons never run? Isn't that like hard programmed into them?
Demons never run from enemies they believe they can at least damage. |
... Man, Dice is really fucking them up then huh? That's my girl. I'll take care of the runners for ya Dice.
You have slain an important NPC : Orno |
You leveled up! |
Put the points in speed...
Got nothing else to put them besides Dex, and I do have slightly homing shots on an assault rifle.
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Alert : Traces of Asi's soul have been detected. |
Who's that?
...|
Ok? I guess I'll keep mental note of that... why won't it tell me about this Asi charector? Is he like some secret NPC?
The NPC has significant value to not only the game, but yourself. |
That kinda makes me curious, did you make me a stalker?
...|
Ahh, you made a NPC that stalks me huh?
I cannot reveal such information at this time lest you lose sanity. |
Huh?
What does that fucking mean. Your straight fucking with me you know? Who's this Asi motherfucker?
...|
Stop typing dot dot dot in my fucking head, it's getting annoying. I get you don't want to answer then. I'll find out eventually.
D - " Master! We finished killing everyone! "
- " Ahh, good job. Did Anise manage to level up? "
D - " Yes! She reached quite the level! She's already 36! "
A - " 39... actually... "
- " Good job you two, The Event hasn't finish yet though so let's search the place for hidey holes. "
D -" Ok! "
A - " ...Alright... "
Man, you can clearly tell why these guys ran... there isn't a single body left. Only splotches of blood. So, there's about 15 buildings... might as well go one at a time.
Reward claimable, but the event hasn't finished. |
Kay, don't care. I'm going to search every fucking nook and cran -
* creak *
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- " Did you guys hear that? "
D - " Yes Master, seems like someone's under the floor! "
- " Break it open. If you'd please, Dice. "
D - " Of course! "
* Crash *
With a single kick, a hole was created through the floor almost instantly... like a cracker. Actually that kinda makes me hungry thinking about it.
" Wait! I'm human! "
I can't tell through all this dust created by the explosive kick dice just unleashed, but there clearly is someone in that hole. Most likely a human, considering they said so.
- " Name and affiliation please. "
" Ruby! Of the - "
* Bang *
Alright, next building... haha...
Once again, it seems there's people under the floor... Is it the latest trend?
* Crack *
- " Names and affiliation please. "
...
- " I said... names, and affiliation. "
System, activate Fear Aura.
Confirmed |
" Please don't kill us! "
- " Names. And. Affiliation. "
" I'm Horkin of the guild Divine Chario! I'm here with my Girlfriend! "
- " Why didn't you answer at first. "
" I believed you to be hostile! "
- " I am, now get out of the hole. "
" Ok! "
...
Well, they are clearly of Divine Chario... they are wearing completely dressed in their weird blue and purple plate mail.
- " What are you doing here. "
" We were captured by the Demons during our attempt to attack them, we were overwhelmed! "
- " Stop yelling, why did you attack the Demons? "
" We were tasked to do so by the Campaign Leader Asura! "
... I said stop yelling...
- " What for? "
" Leader Asura has evidence that the key to breaking the barrier is here! "
- " You mean the Key thingy. "
D - " I got it right here for you master!* "
- " Thanks Dice. Is this what you mean? "
" Yes! Can I have it? "
- " No, I'm going to open it myself. "
" But Leader Asura said people who open the barrier have to beat a huge boss when doing so otherwise the key gets reset! "
- " Big fucking woop. See ya. "
System, warp my party to the Asura guy.
Warping... |
" Wait I - "
Warping complete |
I'm now in a small, meeting room I guess?
" Who the fuck are you!?! How did you get in here?!? "
- " Asura, long time no see huh? Got that fucking key. Want it? "
" The Barrier key! Catch him! "
- " Loser. See ya! Cobalt said hi! "
Warp me to the Ice Goddess system!
Warping... |
Warp complete. |
- " Yo! Mordova! I got the key you -"
I'm in a bathroom? What the hell?
" Cobalt! Close your eyes! "
- " Why? "
" I'm taking a fucking shit? Why else! "
- " Alright, got the key you wanted. I'll just leave it here if you don't mind. "
" Keep it! I'm warping you to the Barrier! Go beat the boss! "
- " Alright. See ya! "
Warp complete. |
I never thought a Goddess would need to shit...
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Mordova
Level 10,000
Draconian Mage ( Ice )
" Ice maiden " " True Goddess of Ice "
Stats :
Str 10,000 | | Speed 10,000| | Dex 10,000| | Int 100,000,000 | Wis 10 | Cha 10,000 | Con -2 |
Con reduced by - Ice Blossom - |
Racial Skills : Ice affinity( Maximum ), Champion creation, Ice Magic ( Maximum ), Dragon Magic ( Maximum ).
Learned Skills : N/A
( Desc. The Strongest of the Natural God's, and the Eldest. Youngest daughter to the Dragon God. )
( Champion : Cobalt )
Ruby
Level 25 - 68
Ruby Mage
Vixen
" The Vixen of StarDuster. "
Stats :
Str 0 | | Dex 0 | | Speed 1 |
Cha 60 - 90 | | Int 20 | | Wis 20 | Con 0 |
Racial Skills : Charm ( High ), Level Steal.
Learned Skills : Charm Affinity ( High ), Spread Charm ( High ).
( Desc. A horrible player that tricks others into giving her money and levels. )
( Warning : This player has PK'd 2784 times! )
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