Itachi and Kisame entered the inn in which Naruto is staying with Jiraya . They knocked the door of a room and a boy opened up the door .
" Naruto uzumaki you will come with us ," Itachi said to Naruto . He has already activated his sharingan . Kisame is standing behind him .
" Nope " Naruto said and shut the door immediately on his face . Kisame broke the door with his samehada . He doesn't have a great day . He faced a great humiliation by an old lady because of him . Itachi regained his cool attitude which he lost because of the beatings of an old lady .
" You brat I am going to cut your hands and legs and carry you to our hideout . My ass is swollen because of you ," Kisame said to Naruto . Itachi facepalmed himself after hearing his word . It is humiliating enough to get beaten by an old lady and he is proclaiming it to the whole world . ' What an idiot ' Itachi thought in his mind .
" Thank you for your ass but my answer is no . I am not a gay especially not with a shark guy ," Naruto said to Kisame . The comment of naruto made him angry . He took out his sword and slashed at him quickly but Naruto became a colourful smoke and got attached to Kisame . He is looking like a clown with different colour on his akatsuki jacket .
" Do you like my colourful welcome mister sharky ," Another Naruto came out of the wall . He has hidden himself into the wall .
" You brat , I am going to cripple you ," Kisame said to Naruto . Itachi is observing both of them . Kisame again attacked him with a sword and again it was a clone . But this time it didn't dispersed like earlier but divided into ten small Naruto who jumped upon him and started to bite him and tickle him .
" What kind of irritating clone technique is this ? " Kisame said and slashed at the small clones of naruto . But it divided again and now it became 50 mini clones of naruto . They were crawling upon him and biting on his hand so he can't use his samehada . They were pulling his skin with their sharp nails . Four naughty mini clone of naruto started to bite on his swollen butt which earned a lot of painful moans of Kisame .
Itachi was about to help Kisame but sasuke came on the exact time . He looked at the scene of mini clones of naruto are having lunch of a sharky guy who is moaning in pain . He looked at his brother Itachi .
"Now I have same eyes like you . I was waiting for this moment to avenge our clan . To kill you Itachi and restore back our clan's honour . I will end you here and now brother ," sasuke said to Itachi while activating his two tomoe sharingan . He did some hand seals and lightning chakra started to appear in his hand .
" Chidori," sasuke said and all the lightning spread upon his hand and he run towards Itachi in full speed to put it inside his chest . Itachi caught him and broke his chidori arm .
" ahhhahahahhhahhahh," sasuke cried in pain . He felt he is weak compared to his brother . He felt all his efforts were waste . The curse mark got activated and he tried to attack him again in curse mark mode but Itachi kicked him and looked at him with pity .
" You don't have enough hate to kill me . Hate me , detest me and become more powerful and when you gain eyes like this come after me . I will be waiting for you , my foolish little brother ," Itachi said to him and he activated his mangekyo sharingan .
" Tsukuyomi," Itachi said the name of jutsu and casted it on sasuke .
" aaaaahahahaahahahahahaha," Sasuke cried in great agony and became unconscious . Jiraya appeared and looked at the scene . Colourful Kisame was on the floor with 50 mini Naruto who are trying to eat him . Itachi is holding sasuke .
Jiraya already casted a jutsu before entering the inn as he felt some unwanted presence . The whole part of inn in which they are standing was turning into a mass of muscules of some one's belly .
Samehada started to bite all the mini Naruto and they turned into smoke and this time they didn't divide like earlier . Kisame became free with the help of samehada . Itachi left sasuke as he was engulfed inside the muscles of that belly . Itachi and Kisame ran as the muscles were trying to capture them .
" Amaterasu" Itachi used his dojutsu and a black flame appeared and burned a part of meat wall and made a large hole on it . Itachi and Kisame escaped from the large hole .
" What are those black flames ," Naruto said as he appeared from a wall . Of course it is another clone . Jiraya was surprised to see Naruto there and he didn't even felt his presence except the mini clones who were eaten by samehada .
Jiraya took out a scroll and seals the black flame . A kanji of amaterasu appeared in its place .
" Amaterasu the black flame which burns everything for seven days and nights . Interesting Itachi possess a jutsu of this caliber ," Jiraya said to Naruto . Unconscious Sasuke appears from the wall and the the muscles were disappearing and walls are seen in his place .
" You deliberately let them go or it can be my imagination . You are more powerful than what you have showed here ," Naruto can see through the act of Jiraya . Itachi is jiraya's spy in akatsuki and he knows it . He cannot capture his own spy . He came quickly to inn as if he got a message from someone .
" I have to search for you and couldn't waste my time on small fries . I was worried about my godson ," Jiraya was sweating as he was almost got caught by a kid . It was a fullproof plan and even akatsuki cannot see through his plan .
' Naruto almost caught me . Only sensei and I know what happened during uchiha massacre . Maybe he is not entirely sure about it and he is asking on a hunch ,' Jiraya thought about it .
" Dynamic entry" Gai voice sounded with a kick on the face of Jiraya . Jiraya was thrown on the wall from the kick of gai .
" I am so sorry Jiraya sama . I was in a hurry to inform you about akatsuki and take back sasuke as he ran after hearing about Itachi ," Gai said to Jiraya who is holding his butt for some reason .
Another Naruto appears while holding a small package of food . The previous Naruto disappears into smoke .
" Many things happened when I was away . I was unlucky to miss the action ," Naruto said to Jiraya and Gai after receiving the memory of his shadow clone .
" You are alright Naruto kun . You are eating a lot for a kid ," Jiraya said to Naruto . He is still holding his butt . It will definitely affect his research .
" Keep growing Naruto kun . It's a power of youth which is shining brightly inside you ," Gai started his youth lecture for Naruto .
" Don't encourage him like that Gai , he can eat everyone's hard-earned money on one meal ," Jiraya said to Gai . He is tired after running around the town .
" You wanted to treat me that time . Don't complain about it now . Here take this food you are looking hungry and I am full . A blind old lady was kind enough to give me some food when I helped her to cross the road ," Naruto said to Gai and Jiraya . When Jiraya heard about a blind old lady he suspected that she was the same woman who has beaten him so badly .
" Good job Naruto kun ," Gai said with his shining smile .
"Where did you find that lady ," Jiraya asked him a question with a serious tone .
" Near the bar . She told me her son and grandsons ran away from bar after she corrected them . She told me she beat the shit out of his son after she caught him flirting with a young lady . I helped her to reach her house and she gave me some food from her own restaurant . Her son is pathetic to leave her in the bar ," Naruto said to both of them . Gai encouraged him but Jiraya was depressed for some reason .
Gai informed him about the condition of kakashi . Itachi put Kakashi into Tsukuyomi during his konoha visit and followed naruto here after that . He requested both Naruto and Jiraya to bring lady tsunade back as she is only one who can heal both of them now . He took sasuke on his shoulder and ran at full speed towards the konoha .
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Far from the small town ....
Kisame and Itachi were running at full speed and stopped only when they were sure that Jiraya was not following them .
They stopped for few minutes .
" Damn how are we going to explain this to pain sama . He would not be happy to hear that we failed to capture nine tail jinchuriki . That boy is very tricky than the bingo book information ," Kisame is angry that he failed his mission . First he lost his dignity after getting beaten up by an old lady and now he failed to complete a mission . Today is not a lucky day for him .
" Calm down kisame . Everything will be fine ," Itachi said to Kisame . He is happy that he informed Jiraya on time . But he can't show it to Kisame .
" My grandsons are tired after a tough fight with a Sanin . Are you injured somewhere Kisame hoshigake and Itachi uchiha ," The old lady voice appeared behind them . She is walking slowly towards them with a smile .
Kisame and Itachi are horrified by her sudden appearance . They didn't even sense her . Kisame is angry after looking at her . He dashed forward to cut her down for the humiliation she has put him through . Itachi is too late to warn him .
" I am gonna kill you old lady for beating me ," Kisame said to her . He was about to shred her into pieces by samehada . She caught the sword with her hand . Even samehada was unable to shred her into pieces . She used her invisible dense aura to protect her hand from samehada .
" You are quite rude child . I have seen centuries as an old lady . I should discipline you today for attacking an old lady like I did with that Sanin Jiraya ," Old lady kicked him and snatched the samehada from him at the same time .
Itachi understood she is not blind . He activated his mangekyo sharingan and casted Tsukuyomi on her .
" You are too young to cast a dangerous jutsu to threaten me ," Old lady said and broke his Tsukuyomi like its a simple genjutsu .
Itachi was amazed by her ability . He has seen Kakashi and his brother are unable to respond to this jutsu but this lady is something else . Kisame was horrified when he saw she broke free of tsukuyomi like it's a child's play for her .
Her body slowly changed into an old lady with white hair and red eyes . She still has wrinkles on her face . Adamantine sealing chains came out of her back and it restrained samehada on ground from escaping . Sealing chains are unable to be absorbed by samehada as it is like a kekkai genkai only for uzumaki .
" Who are you and what are your motives to interrupt us ? " Itachi said to her . As he cannot allow Kisame to speak on their behalf who is angry after losing his precious sword .
Old lady stabbed the samehada with her front part of sealing chains like a spear . It is in pain like a living parasite . Kisame cannot see his favorite weapon in pain so he closed his eye .
" Tell your leader to keep his hand away from an uzumaki child . He broke a sacred rule of uzumaki clan . As an uzumaki he should not have bring any harm to his clan siblings ," Old lady said to Kisame and Itachi . They tried to attack her together but she looked at them like they are some foolish kid .
" Fuin " Old lady said and activated the fuinjutsu she put on Kisame while bumping on him earlier in the town . He started to feel a great pain in his body parts . But he refused to let a single cry escape from his mouth .
" Don't make a move Itachi uchiha otherwise he will die a painful death . Stand there like an obedient boy ," Old lady said to Itachi . And he stopped his attack for the safety of Kisame .
" I am listening . Please tell what you want to tell our leader . I will tell him everything ," Itachi said to old lady . She smiled at him .
" You will tell him when every member is present there . You are fortunate enough that an old lady like me came here to explain it you . You wouldn't like the approach of our current leader Kai uzumaki . Tell pain that his original identity is not hidden from us . It is not fair that he send S rank ninjas against a small boy . Is he scared of naruto uzumaki , a 12 year boy . He thinks that he is a God . We can crush a puny god like him anytime if he go against our child . We will not hesitate to kill him if he is drunk in the power of rennigan and go against his younger clan sibling who is just a child ," Old lady said to Itachi . He is shocked by her information gathering . No one knows about his rennigan outside of akatsuki other than sanins .
" I heard about Kai uzumaki recently ," Itachi is carefully choosing his words . He doesn't want to make her angry . It will threaten the life of Kisame .
" Pain may have sage eyes . It doesn't mean he is god . Even sage of six paths never called himself a God . How the hell he claims that he is a God ," Old lady said to Itachi . Itachi thought for a few moment .
" People claim many things in there life . It is not possible that everything is true " Itachi wanted more information from her to tell his akatsuki leader and he will send the information about her directly to third hokage as a spy .
" It's just a warning for akatsuki and its leader . Now get lost before I beat your asses again ," Old lady said to Itachi and Kisame . Her adamantine sealing chains went back into her and samehada became free . It quickly crawl towards Kisame . The old lady disappeared in front of their eyes .
Kisame felt he was released from the pain he was felling earlier . He got up and looked at Itachi .
" I never knew pain sama is an uzumaki ," Kisame said to Itachi . He felt someone crushed his pride after looking at his samehada .
" Neither do I ," Itachi was silent . Old lady gave them a warning and left . Not even revealed her name . A simple warning . Itachi is tired after using Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu many times today . He was low on chakra so he couldn't capture her . For some reason he couldn't predicate her moves even with his sharingan .
" I don't want to meet that scary lady . She was really a grandma to play with us like that . It was a not even a battle , she crushed both of us ," Kisame cannot believe someone played with S rank ninja's like small babies . Samehada will heal within few days but his pride will not .
" Actually she used only tactic . She somehow knew we are exhausted after our battle in konoha . She took advantage of that information and took you out first as you have large reserve and I almost emptied my reserve today from all the battle ," Itachi said to Kisame . He has a hunch and it is correct .
" We have to tell everything to pain sama . I can't rest here . Let's go to our nearby hideout ," Kisame wants to get out this place . It reminds him of his defeat . They walked towards there hideout .
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Small town .....
Old lady appears near the small town where no one is around and turned back into Naruto . He walked towards the area where he stays with Jiraya for that day .
'Now they will not disturb my childhood days . Thank goodness I knew Itachi was in no condition to fight me after his overusage of sharingan . Kisame is easy to trap . It's a good thing that I didn't use academic transformation . They cannot see through my magic transformation . I should take rest now ,' naruto is thinking about his genius plan which he executed flawlessly against two S rank shinobi .
" Shadow clone jutsu " Naruto produced thousand clones . " Practice the second stage of rasengan here . Dispel the clones who progress faster than others . So everyone gets the experience of them and we can complete it in a day ," Naruto gave them their orders and left to take some rest .
Naruto went and dispelled his clone which is inside the inn . He slept in the newly provided room by the innkeeper as the earlier room is not suitable for them . Jiraya explained everything to innkeeper and gave him money for the repairs and again went for his research . Some people never change even after getting beaten up by old ladies . Naruto 's clone was alone so he has no problem to enter the room .
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Unknown location ....
Projections of akatsuki members appeared on the hands of gedo statue . All the current members appeared to know the results of Naruto uzumaki capture mission .
" Where is the nine tails jinchuriki Itachi . I thought you both are capable enough to capture him ," Pain said to Itachi . He want explanation about the current situation .
" We are unable to capture him . He is very clever and we couldn't find the real jinchuriki even at the last moment . Jiraya was with him and he returned on time to help him . Even after we saw he was beaten up badly by that old lady he came back . He almost caught us ," Itachi said to everyone present there . He is still thinking about that old lady and her message .
" I hate that old uzumaki lady . She injured samehada with her chains . She almost stole my samehada ," Kisame got angry when Itachi mentioned her earlier . He just couldn't control his anger whenever he remembers her .
" Old lady ??? What are you talking about Kisame " Pain is curious now . He never knew apart from him , kai and Naruto someone else is alive from his clan .
" It's all started when we were near the target location . She bumped into kisame and introduced herself as a blind lady . She tricked us and started to beat us . Kisame is still angry on her for his swollen butt ," Itachi said to the akatsuki members .Deidara and hidan started to laugh when they heard about it .
" So she beat you too into your ass Itachi like you are a spoiled baby ," Deidara said to Itachi to see his angry face . Itachi didn't even looked towards him .
" We thought she has mistaken us for her grandkids and punishing us as we have not recognised her . For not creating a commotion we took the beating from her otherwise it will alert the target . Suddenly she asked where is our spoiled father . We lead her to jiraya ," Itachi explained them in details .
" You lead her to Jiraya why ? " konan asked him . Why he would lead an old lady to Jiraya .
" She also want to beat our father for spoiling us . So Itachi and me are forced to take her to Jiraya . We took her to where he was talking to a young lady . While hiding we saw the beating she gave him for flirting with a young lady . At last she was going to cut his manhood but Jiraya the Sanin escaped and ran away somehow ," Kisame said to konan . Everything is fresh in his mind .
Itachi started to explain everything in detail . He gave the message of that lady to his leader in front of every member . They were silent when they heard the message from itachi's mouth .
" It's dangerous to attack nine tail jinchuriki for now . As he is protected by Jiraya . I will complete my goal at any cost when the time comes . We will discuss other things later ," Pain said to them . He is not worried about that lady's threat . The meeting was over between them and the projections of akatsuki members disappeared from the hideout .
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