After a small talk with Naruto, Shikamaru became busy in his dream world. Slowly class is occupied by students and everyone is wondering who is this new boy with a hybrid colour of golden and red. It is overpowering his look that they fail to notice his small whisker marks which look like they can fade from his face anytime. Now he almost looks similar to Chibi Minato.
Ino and Sakura are shouting at each other to sit near Sasuke. After some time they are settled down by Iruka. Even he was surprised by the appearance of not so old student with his new looks. Ino asked Shikamaru about this new guy in their class and his info. Shikamaru muttered something about a troublesome woman and blond color and went back to rest.
Iruka started his class with attendance.
Iruka called, " Ino ."
Ino answered, "Present."
Iruka called, "Kiba ."
Kiba answered, " Present Iruka sensei."
Iruka called, " Shino ."
Shino replied, " buzzzzzzzzntt."
Iruka said, " I will take that as a present. Hinata."
Hinata answered, " p..pres..enttt Ir.ruu.kka. sen...sei.."
Iruka called, "Okay, sakura."
Sakura answered, "Present sensei ." Bhu she is thinking, 'Sasuke kun.'
Iruka took some random names after that.
Iruka called, "Sasuke."
Many girls start to stare in Sasuke's direction, especially Ino and Sakura.
Sasuke said, "hnnn."
Iruka asked, " Naruto."
Before Naruto could answer his attendance, Kiba answered in his place.
Kiba said, " Sensei maybe he is still in the hospital after he fell from that tree."
Sakura interrupted, " And he wants to compete with sasuke kun ."
Ino in an agitated voice said, " Sakura don't scream, you big forehead, others have ears, you know ."
Sakura angrily said, " Oh shut up, Ino pig."
Naruto answered, "Present Iruka sensei."
Iruka looked at Naruto and said, "It is not your turn it is Naruto's turn."
Naruto stood up from his bench and started to walk towards the door. His move surprised everyone. But Iruka stopped him in his tracks.
Iruka said to Naruto, " Class is not over my boy."
Naruto said, "For me, it is already over. I am already marked absent in this class. So I am going to do something else."
Iruka looked confused but still said, " But we don't even know your name."
Naruto replied in a mischievous tone, " Naruto Uzumaki is my name, pranking is my game, SEXY HAREM JUTSU."
Naruto transformed himself into a bunch of sexy girls. Iruka is unconscious with a heavy nosebleeding even his male students get nosebleeds after watching the naked bodies of curvy girls in their full glory. And when the cloud of smoke cleared in their class, Naruto was nowhere to be found. All the male students and Iruka are unconscious because of heavy nosebleeding.
All that is left is nose-bleeding male students and girls who couldn't understand the current situation. They understood only one thing. Most of the boys are perverts in their class even their Iruka sensei. They believed the new boy was Naruto because except him nobody could pull off such shameless jutsu in their class.
Iruka became conscious after some time with his other male students.
Iruka shouted in a loud voice, " NARUTO."
Even from the hokage tower, Hiruzen can hear Iruka's voice.
[Ding!!! Hidden achievement: knockout more than half of your class.]
Status: Completed.
Rewards: Exp:1000 a Mythical dagger (forged from a big piece of meteor which fell on earth.)
Naruto replied in a happy tone, "My luck is great. Jane, what if someone tries to steal it from me ."
(No this cannot be stolen because it is produced by the system. Anyone who tries to take it forcefully will be cursed. Only you can give it willingly.)
Naruto said, " That is great news, and what about my guild ainz ooal gown."
(You can summon individuals from the guild but to summon the great tomb of Nazarick you need a place, where no one can disturb the citizens of nazarick.)
Naruto thought in his mind, 'I cannot summon anyone from the tomb in the middle of this village. Everyone will freak out.'
Naruto starts to walk towards Ichiraku Ramen while thinking and then he bumps into a lady.
Naruto said, "Sorry, I was thinking something."
The unknown lady said, " Such a sweet boy. Oh, you are an academy student, what are doing here when your classes are still going on at Konoha Academy? Did your girlfriend dumped you ?"
Naruto replied, " No I don't even have a girlfriend in the first place. It's rude to ask about another's girlfriend without telling your name lady?"
The lady said, " I am Konoha's number one super sexy kunoichi 'anko Mitarashi'. what is your name shorty?"
Naruto replied, " It's Naruto Uzumaki for you. Believe it."
Anko said, "You are Konoha's number one prankster. What did you do today ?"
Naruto answered, " Small stuff, created another version of sexy jutsu, 'SEXY HAREM JUTSU' and knocked out almost all the male population in my class even Iruka sensei. After they marked me absent hahahhahaa."
Anko was shocked by his proclamation of creating such a jutsu and knocking his classmates with it.
Anko in disbelief said, " I do not believe that. Jutsu is one thing and knocking out your whole classmates is another."
Naruto said, "Would you like to try my other version of sexy harem jutsu even you will get knocked out by it's power."
Anko replied, " Another version of that perverted technique, dream on."
Naruto in a mischievous tone said, "It works only on perverted girls hehehhee. you can bet on it."
Anko immediately replied, "1000ryo. Be sure to prepare your money in advance boy. "
Naruto said, "Same goes for you. Reverse sexy harem jutsu."
In place of Naruto now we can see dozens of naked guys in the cloud. Anko couldn't resist the pressure and passed out. Ladies who were passing by also fainted on the spot. Naruto woke up Anko and asked for his reward money. Before meeting Naruto she already spent more than half of her money on dango. She is broke. She saw the chance of easy money in this bet, so she agreed. But now she lost to a kid.
Anko said, "You see Naruto kun, I don't have money right now. But I can pay you tomorrow."
Naruto with a raised eyebrow replied, " Ohh I see, it is like that. I have a proposition. I will eat in Ichiraku Ramen and you pay the bill for my lunch."
Anko with a relief tone said, "Deal." She thought, 'I got off easy.'
Anko said, "I will tell the Teuchi and Ayame."
Naruto said, "You have to tell them in front of me. Then you are free to go. Both of them walk together to the Ichiraku Ramen stand."
Anko loudly called, "Hey Ayame Chan and Teuchi san. Whatever Naruto will eat for his lunch is on me. I will pay the bill for him. So you can put it in my tab. I have to go to my department to interrogate a criminal in a few minutes."
Ayame in a suspicious tone asked, "Are you sure, you wanna pay for Naruto and especially ramen."
Anko immediately replied, "Yeah sure."
Teuchi asked for more confirmation, "Are you 100% sure it is in your tab Anko."
Anko with a nodding head said, "Yeah 100% sure." She thought, 'A small price for saving a lot of money.'
Naruto thanked her, "Thanks for the patronage."
Anko replied, "You are welcome all the time. Bye, all of you." She thought, 'Before he changes his mind let's run for it.'
Naruto said in a proud tone, "You heard her Teuchi Jiji. Put it on her TAB."
Ayame said, " Why did she run away so quickly? Something is fishy. What do you want to eat for your lunch naruto kun? "
Naruto answered, "As usual miso ramen. Let's start with 5 bowls hehehhehe." He is thinking, 'ramen.'
Ayame nodded her head and said, "Yeah sure." She looked at Naruto and thought in her mind, 'Naruto is too much happy today.'
Teuchi said in a happy tone, "You always bring a lot of money for me boy hahaha. She gonna scream when she hears how much you can eat." He thought, 'money.'
Naruto replied, "Yeah sure."
Ayame came back with his food and said, " Here is your miso ramen, Naruto kun."
Naruto broke his earlier record of 21 ramen by adding 3 more bowls making it for epic 24 bowls of ramen.
(Someone is going to scream in the next few chapters.)