At this very moment, the curtain has finally been raised on the Tenkaichi Budokai! Which out of eight strong warriors will be the one to take the title, 'Strongest Under Kami's Lookout!' Find out on Yamcha's Rebirth.
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"Thank you all for coming and waiting gracefully, Battle #1 will be our contestants Kuririn Versus Bacterian!"
"The winner of the tournament will receive the grand prize money of 530,000 Ƶ.
Now before we begin a word from the head of the Budo temple!"
"Bork!"
"There you have it folks the chief's words now let's get straight into the action come on out Battle #1 Contestants!"
"Hey Kuririn, I know you can do this so smash that weakling and take the victory home.
Just like you knocked out those dweebs from your previous monastery, I believe in you, my dude!"
"Thanks, Yamcha for the encouragement I appreciate it a lot!"
"Kuririn remember, his stench doesn't work on you as you have no nose remember that.
This stench you feel is merely a mental barrier that you have to overcome!"
"Thanks, Goku, I appreciate this also, and I hope I win it, see ya lads!"
After that Kuririn came down the stairs with tiny steps due to his tiny body, making an occasional "B-Dmp!" Sound as he came down the stairs.
"From this side of the corner, we have our contestant who is the youngest in the tournament called Kuririn participating at the youthful age of 13!"
"And on this side, we have, the overly stinky fellow who has never taken a bath since the day he was born- Bacterian the Vile!"
"Uwaaah!!"
"Gueeeehhh!!"
".... Pooom!!"
"Gasp!!!"
"Yo that's the guy that trains with Yamcha, Bulma and Goku, wasn't he Kuririn or something!"
"This one of his own disciples matches, man where did Kame Sen'nin run off to, seriously though Oolong that guy smells!"
"Wow, I can't believe that little kid has managed to win up until now, amazing!"
"Are you ready, if you fall off the stage you lose.
If you're knocked out for longer than 10 seconds you lose.
If you surrender or hint at it you also lose, plus there's no time limit- begin!"
Kuririn Pov:
'Damn I know he's not strong but he's too big compared to me and I realised I can't smell him I don't even have a nose.
Though it's my first Battle and due to that I'm feeling anxious yet filled with excitement for the first time.
I must end this quickly to advance up the rankings!'
'But I must fight to the best of my ability as Master is observing and analysing my skill right as I think!'
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The first match was Kuririn versus Bacterian, the smelliest fighter in the world.
The only way he won was by using his horrible stench to disgust his enemies into forfeiting and raising their arms leaving them wide open.
Bacterian had also never bathed since he was born.
Bacterian's Battle Power was only 7 compared to Kuririn's 56 meaning Kuririn could end this any time he wanted.
However, Kuririn was in the end still distracted by Bacterian's stench though he couldn't even smell it.
So he never figured out the power difference between them.
Kuririn was on the defensive blocking each punch and kick of Bacterians.
But Bacterian's foul breath constantly attacked him causing him to hurry back as his breath was acidic to say the bloody least.
It was worse than the smell of human crap timed by a 100.
Bacterian then rubbed his hands on his crotch and punched Kuririn with it soon enough.
Bacterian had Kuririn cornered, but Kuririn found an opening under Bacterian's feet, unfortunately for him.
Bacterian literally sat upon Kuririn and kept jumping up and down on Kuririn's body.
However, Kuririn quickly escaped the attack as he was much faster than Bacterian.
Due to this Bacterian had laid upon the world the most terrifying fart known to man.
The smells were so powerful that the Announcer and everyone around the ring had to stop what they were doing and put on gas masks.
Seeing this Kuririn completely let go of Bacterian.
Sighing in relief, Bacterian sat upon Kuririn with full force, as his large butt was on Kuririn's back, causing Kuririn to whinge in agony,
Seeing all this happening I screamed out:
"Kuririn you don't even have a nose, what are you doing you can easily defeat this weakling, didn't you hear what we said to you before- Mr Pachinko Ball"
'Nose- Smell, right I have no nose I can't smell I breathe in through my mouth-!!'
Kuririn remembering he had no nose swiftly defeated Bacterian and moved onto the semifinals.
He leapt out from under Bacterian and then kicked him straight forward before arriving at his back with an upward kick-
Flinging him to the sky and after this Kuririn finally launched him back down with a decimating elbow strike to the groundbreaking all the tiles-
As Bacterian groaned in pain, and Kuririn leapt downwards gracefully ending the match.
"Would you look at that, what a comeback Kuririn has won, absolutely amazing!"