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Chapter 16 - Life 16: The Champ- Mudda-F*ckerrss

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After Bulma's fight had ended it was now time for Goku Versus Giran and everyone was hoping it would be good to redeem the previous unsatisfactory match.

[Bacterian Vs Krillin] ✔️

[Jackie Chun Vs Yamcha] ✔️

[Nam Vs Bulma] ✔️

[Son Goku Vs Kaiju Giran] ✔️

The next match was Goku versus Giran, and Goku was determined to finish this fast.

So Goku had launched out a powerful offence against Giran bulldozing Giran completely however when Goku was about to throw Giran of the stage Giran quickly used his Merry-Go-Round-gum on Goku.

Giran had bound him and was about to throw him off the stage until Goku broke out of the Gum with pure physical strength.

This shocked Giran, but he didn't give up as when Goku was to move forward and attack him.

He quickly pulled out the tiles from the ground as a barrier of sorts and then he threw them at Goku like Snowballs.

But Goku didn't waste any time as he simply tanked them as all the tiles turned into dust when landing on Goku's body.

"Sh*t!" Growled Giran angrily as he thought, 'that's it I'm just gonna attack him with a rush attack!'

So Giran rushed towards Goku in hopes the dust the would obscure his figure, and then he gave Goku a quick jab before smashing him backwards with his tail.

'Wait I smashed him, but he hasn't moved an inch, this doesn't work, it's as if I can't hurt him!'

'Could he be stronger than me, Nah it can't be it's just my imagination I just never attacked hard enough, yes that's...!'

While Giran was thinking while blocking the outside world.

The tiles of dust quickly cleared as a lone warrior with gravity-defying hair walked out the cloud of dust, and said.

"That's enough weakling, it seems I'll have to kick you out myself if you actually think you can fight me, hah the thought causes me to laugh, haha haha!"

And after this Goku came out with a devilish smile as he did a quick leap before doing a rotating kick on Giran's head causing him to fall straight off the stage as he spun into the cold grassy ground, with defeat written all over the dinosaur's body.

"... BANG!!"

"... SMASH!!!"

".... THUD!!"

Merry-Go-Round-Gum: The user shoots go-go gum out of his mouth which then flies towards the target and wraps around it.

It is very tight, similar to a straight jacket; if encased in it, the only way out is to break it with brute strength.

"It seems that Son Goku has just won against Kaiju Giran.

Give a round of applause to the Kame Style fighter, will you all.

As it seems for the first time in the history of the Tenkaichi Budokai's that students with the same Master will duke it out for the crown of the the strongest under Kami's Lookout!"

"Who do you all think will win, we will find out tomorrow!!"

"Okay it's official Mark, these guys definitely don't use tricks and mirrors.

They truly are strong and they're even Master Roshi's students meaning they actually have true strength if you're going to say they're using mirrors and stuff again I will beat you up!"

With this sentence Mark, the Afro haired boy couldn't say anything as he knew he was wrong.

This all this was real, it was just that the fighters were too strong totally beyond human comprehension.

"That's it I've made my decision Billy, I'm gonna join Satan Dojo, and become Mr Satan, this battle especially that Mr Wolf.

Has shown me that through martial arts one will gain the strength to protect their loved ones and to get laid.

And for that reason of not being a wizard, I will become MR SATAN, the champ!"

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After Goku Versus Giran, it had become dark out, as we all headed to our rooms for some rest for the next day.

[Yamcha Vs Krillin] ✔️

[Bulma Vs Goku] ✔️

•[Yamcha Vs Bulma] ✔️

In the first match, Yamcha had won effortlessly, against Krillin due to the huge gap in Battle Power, and Bulma had won against Goku, even though she was weaker than Goku she didn't let that pull her down as she and Goku had an incredible battle shocking the audience.

But Bulma, in the end, won due to Yamcha teaching her how to control the attributes of Water as she used this to increase her toughness and strength.

She also incorporated it into her Beam struggle against Goku giving her the edge and without further ado had kicked Goku so hard he landed onto the tournament grass meaning he had lost due to Bulma using her mind strategically to win.

In the end, the last battle was Bulma Versus Yamcha.

And contrary to popular belief Yamcha wasn't some beta isekai novel protagonist as he actually fought with his all against Bulma.

He never held his powers back as that would be dishonourable to his opponent.

He didn't let the fact that she was his love interest to cloud his mind and cause him to become weak.

No instead he fought properly against her 100% and won the battle, though Bulma used many strategies to destabilise Yamcha's offences.

But Yamcha was too strong for this as he overpowered each and every one of her attacks.

In the end, Yamcha won but Bulma was happy he didn't hold back and actually treated her as an equal.

Showing that he didn't want to dishonour her, causing her joy to overflow.

And Yamcha was also impressed that she actually defeated Goku.

I mean who would've actually thought that Bulma would have such talent in Martial Arts.

"Congratulations to Yamcha-san, as he is now the champion of the 21st Tenkaichi Budokai, and is also the one who gave us such an amazing spectacle with Jackie Chun.

I thank you personally for allowing me to see such unfiltered and pure martial arts-

I thank you all as well for attending and I hope we see you in the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai!"