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Chapter 66 - Illegitimate Son

Sena found Rena across the street holding a sign with in a costume of a ginseng mushroom.

It was probably the least attractive costume he'd ever seen, so he decided to take a few pictures of her as she held a sign at incoming cars. A black sedan even opened the window and stopped after seeing Rena's face in the mushroom costume.

Sena ignored the man coming out of the car and jumped into the food stall that smelled like mushrooms. It smelled kind of bad, but a line could be seen stretching down the campus, but the only problem was the customers were all girls.

The girls were smiling and staring up at Kill as Sena walked into the food truck. His brother was cooking mushrooms and using some type of strange sauce that made it smell even worse. There was a few students even coughing as they took their first bite of food. This was not the type of food even a dog would want to eat, but they all seemed to be coming back again and again and again for more food.

"Sena's there now too!"

One girl screamed and pulled out her phone.

Sena's class was in a special wing in Max Caliber High school that was hidden from most students. The only time they saw him was during competitions, and he was always wearing a [habitat].

a large line formed in front of Sena as he started [Twist of Fate] and looked back at his sweating brother. He was running back and fourth in the kitchen and doing the job of ten men as Sena simply started gaming.

"I know what you're going to say," Kill said as he handed a girl a mushroom as she covered her nose, and blushed at Kill and Sena, "You want me to take your shift right?"

"Yup, I appreciate it," Sena decided to try one more time in front of the [bone conqueror] statue in [Red Skull Cavern]. He still hadn't learned a useful technique from it yet, and kept getting stabbed every time he tried it.

It was normal that he had to keep trying something in the game [Twist of Fate]. His avatar was like an extension of him and needed to face challenges in order to increase in level. He sat down in front of the [bone conqueror's statue and this time pulled out a spear he just made called the [meteor coated spear]. He was using rare meteor pieces to make the weapon in blacksmith mode, and thus he named all his weapons with the word meteor in them.

Some people would think it's impossible Sena had so many weapons made with meteors. The material was hard to find in [Twist of Fate] and could only be found on rare occasions... Sena had gotten around that when he found a secret room in [Meteor Dungeon] when he started playing [Twist of Fate].

There was at least one hundred off map rooms in every dungeon in [Twist of Fate] that required understanding universal principles. He walked up the [bone conqueror] and began to meditate in game as he sat down and looked over at Kill.

Kill was rushing to finish over a hundred orders including the girls who showed up for him. The lines were almost perfectly split between the seniors and the juniors in Max Caliber High school. Kill had only graduated last year, so the seniors were happy to see Kill, but everyone else was leaning towards Sena.

"Sena, can you go see about Rena? She's supposed to be back,"

"Some car stopped by her. Maybe she's getting an order," Sena looked down at [Twist of Fate] as two bones came out of the [bone conqueror] instead of the normal one. It even slightly smiled as he reached down to pick up the bones as the pole that normally killed him was dropped on the ground.

The pole hit a tile that opened a wall behind the [bone conqueror]. Sena smiled and picked up the two bones before he saw a gigantic [bone] shooting towards him. He sighed and had his avatar tried to dodge before the bone hit him in the shoulder.

A white light screen appeared on the screen of [Twist of Fate] instead of the normal black one when he died.

[Your avatar has been struck by the bone conqueror's will]

[Please wait ten hours before loading the game again to see what the [bone conqeuror's will] entails].

"Sena, is that Rena?" Kill pointed out the window as a mushroom ran down the street with over a hundred men chasing her. "What do you think happened?"

"She's a school girl in a costume. Maybe it's a fetish?" Sena thought as he put away his cellphone and jumped out of the food truck. He turned to the throngs of people chasing after her and sighed as he reached down and picked up a rock.

If he threw the rock correctly, he could probably trip at least thirty people.

"Boy friend! Boyfriend don't leave!" Rena screamed at Sena as the men got closer and closer and closer to her. "I need your help to stop all these unruly men!"

"She doesn't have a boyfriend," Sena turned behind him to see if anyone was there but only saw Leon coming over with his girlfriend, "There is no way she'd date someone like him either."

"Boyfriend! They won't stop chasing me!" Rena got within three inches of Sena as Leon smiled at Rena and opened up his arms. He turned around to scold Leon before he felt Rena's hands and legs lock around his body.

He turned forward and saw her eyes closed as she leaned in for a kiss. The men behind her instantly turned enraged as Sena sighed and turned his cheek. Her lips were shoved completely into his face with her entire body.

"Boyfriend! I missed you so much,"

"Who are these people?" Sena sighed as they all stopped behind her with rage and sadness suffusing from their bodies. "Scram, don't make me throw this rock at you."

The irascible crowd instantly charged towards Sena before he casually threw the rock from his hand and hit the calf of one of the men wearing black.

It bounced off his foot and started to travel along the line and knock almost everyone over as Rena hugged him tightly in his arms. She smiled and gently hugged him with all her might as the last of the hundred men fell over.

"Sena, you're the best. For saving me, you get one reward."

"Take my shift," Sena nodded his head and passed her his hat, "I got to go check out one of the new schools. I have a bad feeling..."

"A bad feeling?" Rena sighed and took his hat as she dropped down his body. "You don't want a different reward?"

"I'll be back," Sena pointed across the street, "There has been someone watching us all day... I got a bad feeling."

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In the Sacred Council, there was five families currently meeting.

One family was known as the Brown Legion family, the second rank family. The other four families were all listening to the head of the Brown Legion family, Zane.

"So, tell me again what we're doing?"

"We're going to take over the Sacred Council... You know how, right?"

"You mean, by beating Max Caliber High school in a competition? I don't get it," Another family head Landon said with his arms crossed as he saw a picture of Sena in front of him playing on his cellphone. "What does a game have to do with the Sacred Council?"

"It's simple," His young and hot and sexy wife said as she pointed down at Sena's picture, "If we make Sena give up his spot by crushing his ability to cultivate, the second family in the Sacred Council will take the first spot."

"So, what?" Landon said as she looked at Sena's picture as he scratched his head, "What does a game like [Seven dimensions] have to do with ruining Sena's cultivation?"

"Someone from a small time family called the [Seven Noble Families] actually managed to make a string dimension that forces Sena to use his spiritual body. It's like a real dimension, but follows the rules created by the scientist from the [Seven Noble Families].

"If we can sneak into the [seventh dimension], and kill Sena in game. We should be able to ruin his ability to cultivate without killing him."

"Therefore?" Landon nodded his head as he finally got the picture, "That way the emperor wouldn't be able to kill us if he found it we were involved. We could just say we were playing the game."

"Exactly," Zane said as she pushed his son forward who was using his cellphone to game, "My son

Cassie is just old enough to pass as a high school student, and I've kept him hidden for all these years for just this moment."

"I got this dad... Almost level 30 in [Twist of Fate]," Cassie said as he focused intently on his cellphone. He'd only started playing the game yesterday, and had leveled up fast. "This is a good game. It's a shame it's so easy for me,"

"So-so why did you call me here?" Landon said as he looked over at Cassie and then at his father who was pulling something out of his pocket, "What do you need me to do?"

"You have a beautiful daughter that just happens to be Sena's type," Zane said as he patted Landon on the back and handed him a small packet, "Get her to give this pill to Sena after she gets him to fall asleep, and record it with the phone inside. If you do this, I'll let you be the new second head in the sacred council."

"I'm almost level 31," Cassie said as he quickly rushed through his tenth consecutive dungeon, "These bosses are really too easy. I hope it gets harder..."