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I AM AVERAGE!!!

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Chapter 1 - The Flower Pot

When I was a kid I've always liked watching from a distance never too close but never too far. I never liked being the center of attention I still don't I rather be invisible it's easier that way. but in my family it's always hard to find a real friend to be able to fit in an not be judged. My father owns a clothing company and he's kind of picky about everything so I've always wanted to make him proud, so I studied I became number one in our class I did every kind of sport I participated in everything. But for some reason I never had a friend. When I did have somebody who came close to me they've always ask for something maybe a month after our friendship starts it ends the day of when they ask for money when they ask for help. I'm tired of helping people an yet I still gave them money I still got them what they asked for. In hope that maybe just maybe they will be my friend my equal.....but I guess that cant happen when your dead. Now that I think about it why am I still thinking. *drip drop* hmmm maybe I'm in the hospital but would they even know that I died? wait how did I die... ugh I cant remember this is very smart of you Sai. *bright light appears* well this is the end let me say goodbye to the maga gods for the gifts they bestowed on me. *opens eyes* "awww look at his hands there so small honey." WHAT IN THE FUDINARI IS THIS!! "look he is cute when he is upset he gets that from you dear." I think that god made a mistake let me just check something. hmmm well I see.... *looks at hands and slaps self* Wahhhh that hurt *sniffles* "baby sai did you hit yourself come here my little boy." *dramatically picks up baby* well this is a predicament my mother is HOT. WAIT NOOOO WHAT SHES AN ELF? hmmmm *mischievous smile* I know what that means.. "hun look your son is smiling so adorable." it means I'm also an elf hehe may I give thanks to the anime god for blessing me with this gift called a new ego. *looks in the mirror* watch out elven woman this little baby's going to rock your world. I wonder if I'm an elf that means there should be a form of magic... yeah I'm to lazy for that at the moment. I'm more concerned about my death. how the hell did I die I was so focused on my new ears that I forgot that their technically not mine. let's see what is the last thing I remember. ohh yeah I was practicing my majestic kungfu moves. AHHHH no I remember now Judy threw a flower pot at something then I fell down an... NO I DIED FROM A FLOWER. Well at least I will be remembered as the boy who knew kungfu but didn't know how to dodge an attack from the majestic flower pot.