Well now that I know how I died I can just try to forget about life and all its embarrassments. well I have a hot mother and my dad looks rich and...and...he has a crown? *rubs eyes* yeah that's a crown alright very shiny. *stare* "ohh you like this well one day it will be yours when your papa retires from ruling the zillion kingdom." but wait what nooo I dont want to be noticed... when your noticed others push you around an take your things. I dont want to be used I want to be AVERAGE. I dont want to have others see me as a pawn that they can play around with I rather just watch from the sidelines. maybe if I tell father that he will understand.. yeah probably not well I have time to come up with a plan I suppose. "MAIDS!" "yes your highness." hold on one second there human? now that I get a closer look.... ohh I see I see there slaves.... I OWN HUMAN SLAVES!! "Me and Empress Flora will be leaving to check the lord's in the east now you will look after prince Sai. His uncle will also be around but every time my son cries is every finger you lose." I think I heard him wrong did he say fingers? "yes emperor ling may the sun bless your travels." I'm still stuck he said fingers would be Lost. I feel bad for the human beings in this world especially the ones who encounter my father on daddy mode. "well my son if these maids give you trouble tell you uncle he will punish them." yeah I will... wait I'm a baby how the hell am I supposed to communicate with someone. "honey I think you forgot our son is only 3 days old he cant use the whispering lotus yet." yes what mother said.. wait whispering what? "oh your right I got to carried away trying to look cool in front of our prince well in two weeks I'll have you uncle teach you so we can talk every day." EVERY DAY? I can't even handle a minute of this conversation let alone have another just like this. *puts Sai down* "goodbye our little prince Sai be good for you papa." finally they are gone man being a baby is a lot of work. *whisper whisper* ohh it's the maids. "if we kill him now we will not get away let's wait until the emperor leaves." I see they are planning an assassination on me.... TIME TO GO!! I want my father back at least he didn't talk about killing me beside my bed. Maybe I can call uncle... hehe I have an Idea. *cries* "shhh hes crying aww shut up I can see that" wahhh uncle save me I dont wanna die I haven't seen an elven beauty yet. *doors fly open* "why is the prince crying? do you worthless beings even know how to talk? tell me why the crown prince is crying." He seems worse then father, why do we hate humans so much I wonder. *uncle Qui picks up Sai* "tell me boy why do you cry?" is he asking a baby why they are crying? Wait let's try that whispering thing if its like the books (mangas) I've read then I just have to focus on what I want. "uncle they want to kill me help I'm scared." *Qui puts Sai down* "Crown prince Sai I apologize for giving you such worthless beings as servants. so worthless that me killing them right now is the only thing interesting that will happen in there loney pathetic life." well that sounded a lot worse then what they were talking about uncle but this reminds me of so many mangas. Wait where is my popcorn? "My lord what do you speak.." "dont play dumb with me you human scum trying to assassinate the prince is a grave sin to the blessed kingdom of zillion now you shall die." *starts to point his finger at the maids an one by one they blow up* I think I'm going to be sick.. but I dont feel sick maybe Its the long ears talking. Well now there are guts on my bed perfect just perfect just what I needed for my teddy bear some guts and stomach lining. " Crown prince Sai I apologize for the mess we will move you to another chamber as we clean this up." is this when I say something? "yes uncle please do I dislike looking at human stomach lining as I sleep." I think if I act like a arrogant a** I will fit in perfectly here although why does these stomach lining look like sausages?