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After the events The ORC and SCR couldn't pressure me to talk but Xenovia still went to Rias to become a Devil.
I didn't stop her she can go join Issei's unintentional harem. Tosca decided to keep quiet about the whole deal and went back to Italy with Irina.
I had Akeno and Grayfia to give me the news, Vali was recording the whole thing and now lot's of people on the supernatural side is scared.
After all I brought someone that's supposed to be dead and implied that the Biblical God may come back as well right after learned that he's dead.
According to Akeno, Rias is trying to find a way to "recruit" me... Even Akeno laughed at that joke, too bad turns out Rias was serious...
On Satans side Grayfia reported that Sirzechs almost burst through my house like Kool Aid Man since he didn't want someone of unknown power near his dear sister but my authority over Kuoh got checked through Yasaka and he almost started a war due to his Siscon tendencies.
Grayfia has beaten him with a paper fan througly and some more for threatening her husband.
Serafall was notified that I have beaten her sister in chess and she had no visible reactions meaning she's fucking dangerous.
So in the end, I was invited to Shirine that Akeno and Shuri is living to meet Michael and to the Peace Treaty afterwards.
I wonder if I can anger Michael enough to make him fall?
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On Avalon Rossweisse finally has relented after meeting with all these OP people that can take on even Thor(Thor is currently the strongest god in Asgard) without problems.
Also seeing that I am treating her much better than Odin with less sexual harassment, she accepted her new duty being my accountant.
I will have to work towards adding her to the harem later.
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Rin: No! I won't allow it. You can't come to the open house!
Aoi: *Sniff* Can you believe this Ace my own daughter is yelling at me.
Ace: *Shaking his head* Calm down Aoi she's just embarrassed and not like she can stop us from coming.
Aoi visibly brightened as Rin slumped to the ground.
Aoi: Right!
Rin turned to me but she knew I wouldn't help after all Iris is coming too and I am just amused by all of this.
Tsunade: Although I find all of this amusing it's going to be weird to introduce Iris to the devils since that she's your legal parent and also your wife.
I never thought about that now that I think about it's pretty fucking weird.
Alex: Give me a second.
I snapped and all of my legal records have changed not that it matters much since we're above this world but it makes me feel weird.
Unfortunately Irisviel pouted...
Irisviel: I was having fun being a mother...
I handed Alaya over and my adorable daughter solved the issue by virtue of existing.
Alex: That girl is too cute for this universe.
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As we were going to the school with Ace driving us something happened... a notification, a notification that my astral self sent.
This is big because he won't sent a notification even if the half of humanity died...
Well, looking at it I can see that generally that's what happened...
Sigh, they didn't even explore %30 of the New World and they managed to send themselves back to stone age.
The other races in different worlds are thriving but Humans kept fucking themselves over. It just took about 500 years.
Rin: What happened Alex you don't look good.
Alex: Something happened in the New World I will handle it by the time we're at school.
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Getting in the manifestation of my soul I can see that there's a somber atmosphere, chibis are sad some of them are crying, some straight hysterical at this point.
I got to my Astral Self and merged with it for a while.
The reason two of us is separate is because in this form I don't have any desires... Nothing and it's good for running a cosmos but not good in daily life.
Anyway after the merger I can see that the generation after the Boruto's grandchildren fucked up. When Elemental Nations came to New World Minato was 18 and just married Kushina.
So you can see that a lot of time passed but in the end they fucked the place with chakra assisted Nukes...
Thanks to the chakra there's no bad side effects but there are now permanent dwarfs and humans with pointy ears and people with beast traits...
They just made three different races while destroying what they have sigh.
The only good thing that came from this my Astral self was able to make tattoos that acts very much like semblances from RWBY other than that this place is a mess I don't even want to touch at this point.
Even Artoria gave up and shut Avalons access to the New World.
*Opens the Becoming a God For Dummies*
[FAQ-234: My humans destroyed themselves and there are mutations and stuff what to do?
1- Destroy everything and try again.(God version of turning it of and on
2- Personally intervene.
3- Reincarnate a modern human. (Truck CO. Phone number: ***********)]
*Picks up the phone*
Alex: I need a reincartator, it would be better if it's a engineer, gender doesn't matter.
Truck-Kun: Vroom vroom.
Alex: Why is that so expensive?
Truck-Kun: Vroom! Vroooom!!!
Alex: I see, then just send some highschool student with good alignment, I already sent the payment.
Truck-Kun: Beep beep!
Closing my phone I looked over to the soul Truck-Kun just send, it's not an engineer like I wanted but it would do for now.
Just to be sure he will be successful I gave him a Crescent shaped tattoo with an eye in it, it's one of those cool eye power thingy and he will have his own tattoo depending on his soul, let's hope he can tidy the place.
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I opened my eyes to find myself walking in the class with Rin.
Rin: You finished your business, devils were rather got scared you had this scary expression on your face.
Alex: Humanity of the New World destroyed themselves back to stone age...
Rin was giving me a look that said "What did you expect". I guess I got my hopes up too soon. After I oriented myself I enjoyed the embarrassing moments of Rias, Akeno and Rin due to their Parents while giving a thumbs up to Recorder Iri who got all of that on tape.
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After the classes I directly went to the Gym while ignoring Sirzechs and Zeotu whatever the hell that guys name is.
I have a Satan to catch...
Getting to the Gym even before Saji I spotted her since I wasn't hiding my signature she spotted me as well.
Meanwhile every supernatural in the school was following me from Rias's group to Sirzechs and I even spotted Azazel watching from a tree.
A quick spell dispersed the annoying crowd and I was face to face with Serafall... Wait what.(MC is 1.79M Serafall is around 1.60M)
Ahh she's flying.
Serafall: Hmm, so you're the one bewitching my So tan.
I have forgotten this quirk of hers but I didn't let it to get me and just got my case from my necklace in it is my "Master Ball"
I presented the case to Serafall and she took it.
Serafall: If you think you can bribe me into giving away So tan you're dead...
Serafall stopped speaking as she opened the case and it was as if the whole creation stopped as she gazed into the stick inside the case.
Alex: Her name is Ruby but I took the liberty to paint her pink, it's physically on the level of Excalibur before getting broken and she will aid you in your magic.
I made Kaleidostick Magical Ruby but it's pink and attuned to water and ice magic.
Serafall: This... This...
As she was about to talk I hit her with the following.
Alex: She also has a real magical girl transformation.
That finished it off Serafall went blank while even Sirzechs was looking at Ruby like it's a treasure.
After some tense moments Serafall made some mist around her body and once the mist was gone she was in a office type clothing.
After that she got a document binder from her inventory.
During that Sona catched up to us and she was relieved to see her sister coming here with "regular clothing" but after she was filled in on o the situation she went extremely silent.
A few moments later Serafall gave me a form...
Alex: Date registration ?
Serafall: I would have given the marriage one but I have to talk to my sister....
Sona: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! how did this turn into that.
This didn't discourage Serafall but she had a glint of sadness in her eyes. So I presented Kaleidostick Magical Sapphire.
Alex: It also comes in blue I was thinking of giving it to Sona.
Serafalls expression turned bubbly then she grabbed Ruby and initiated Magical Girl transformation in front of all of us.
Once her transformation has finished she had marriage registration for herself and Sona in her hands.
Serafall: Quickly filled them up I want this over before the treaty.
Sona ran away while Sapphire went after her, she won't be able to run since Sapphire already registered her as master.
Seeing Sona run Serafall followed after her after giving me a kiss.
Irisviel: When you said it would be easy I wasn't expecting this.
Alex: I told you she won't be able to resist the Magical Girl transformation.
Irisviel nodded solemnly and we left the school under the shocked gazes of everyone else.
I kissed Akeno and Grayfia on my way out.
I can hear Sirzechs muttering how dangerous I am.
To him I just conquered 4 devils in one day 2 of them either at Satan class or above, Grayfia was Super Devil when MC was 5 years old now she's the strongest devil but she's still a maid under my order.
It would be fun to order her to freeze Sirzechs but I have other plans for devils involving Lucifer.
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On our way back I stopped at ORC to check up on Valerie who was trying to "Erase the fear" out of Gasper with her Sacred Gear.
They're fine... I think.
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Today is the day I am meeting Michael, so I have arrived at the shrine Akeno and Shuri is living, to my luck Issei has arrived at the same time.
He's strangely calm, I would have expected him to tell me to explode and die or something but he's calm.
As I was thinking this Alaya poofed at my side. Drawing Issei's attention.
Alaya: Daddy can I come to meet Michael?
Alex: If you promise not to kill him I know you feel vindictive against Heaven.
She pouted and left, trouble solved I guess ?
Issei: Wait Ddraig, isn't that Alaya you talked about?
Ddraig [Indeed and that man is her father meaning he's the creator of this world, in summary he's the single most powerful being you can hope to meet even more so than biblical god]
I let Ddraig talk and answered him.
Alex: You praise me too much, I didn't create this place I am just the owner.
It's good to see Issei is getting smart it seems dragon blood is helping is head too.
Getting to the top of the stairs we were greeted by Shuri.
Shuri: Ahh, When Akeno said you were coming I didn't believe welcome son in law and Red Dragon Emperor too come in.
Issei: Psst when did you meet with Akeno san's mother?
Alex: I saved her life 7-8 years ago, me and Akeno have been seeing each other ever since.
Issei got shocked since Rias told him that Akeno just started seeing Alex and realized something.
Issei: Then Grayfia san?
Alex: I met her during the Great War original Lucifer gave her to me.
I don't have anything to hide at this point, I will finish everything at the Youth Devil Gathering.
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Getting in we met Michael who gave me a furious glare, I can see that his halo kept flickering.
I didn't even do anything...
After Issei got his sword and literally thrown out by Shuri Michael moved to grab me by the collar but he couldn't move.
Alex: Sheesh what's up with Angels and daddy issues if you want to see him come to treaty little dove and brig Gabriel as well it's been a while since I saw her.
Saying this I slowly slapped Michael and forcefully teleported him out.
Alex: What's up with you Angel types and daddy issues.
Akeno didn't answer, now I am sad.
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Getting home I found Serafall chatting with the rest of the harem, at least the ones that's staying with me and Sona was bounded on a chair sitting in her newest magical girl outfit.
Sona: Alex help!
Alex: My you look cute in that outfit Sona I approve.
Sona: That's not the issue here take these ropes off!
I freed her she's not like Rossweisse, she will hold a grudge with me if I don't free her.
Sona: We need to talk my sister may have agreed to marry but I haven't yet.
Off to the Avalon she goes... Somehow it's easier for me to have the wood clones do the job and give me the memories.
I guess my lazy side is acting up.
Serafall: Ahem I learned what I need to know let's go I want to do it in my new outfit.
Ruby: Nooo! I don't want to watch it.
Serafall made Ruby record her first time.
Poor thing got traumatized.
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