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Fearing the predicament I am facing I took it upon myself to make a realistic type of flesh like putty that could be molded by just imagining.
The current predicament is actually not a serious one but my wives took it upon themselves to make adjustments if it can be made.
The current predicament is deciding my new and last appearance, I had three different appearances so far, the handsome British Christopher Evans, pretty boy Haru Uzumaki and standard average Japanese build Katsuo Akihiko.
Now that we're going to another world girls wanted me to choose reincarnation once more and there was something about reverse Hikaru Genji, my head somehow filtered that out.
Alas once the choice was made that I will have a final look, Tsunade asked a question that created the current situation.
Tsunade: Can we decide your looks ? You have that kind of power after all.
It was seemingly an innocent request, I have gone through three looks and they didn't give a fuss about it, accepting all of them without complaint, so I thought why not let them decide. Not like I care.
Boy, was I wrong.
First one was a blonde Madara Uchiha with emrald eyes. That made me question Tsunade's childhood... I was there she never saw him.
Rejected...
Second was a look that seemed awfully similar to a certain LN protoganist.
Irisviel: We found this look from a novel it's called SAO the main character is....
Rejected!
Third one was weird, pure black waist length hair, blood red eyes, angular face, pale af, metal parts sticking out of the midnight black outfit.
You can feel the edge just by looking. I swear I felt the cuts.
REJECTED!
Tsunade: You keep rejecting our choices.
Chris: What's up with you two's desire for edgy types ?
They remained unmoving.
I conjured Lucifer from the TV show, Yato from Noragami, Roy Mustang from FMA and Itachi Uchiha.
This caused their eyes to glitter and I was thrown out of the room, once they let me in I was pleasantly surprised to see the mix of Roy Mustang and Itachi Uchiha working out nicely.
They also choose my name but refused to tell me until we were ready to leave. They won't mess up the name right ? let's hope it won't be edgy as their desires.
Chris: Alexander Walker ?
Irisviel/Tsunade: Yes!
Chris: Did you just use random name generator ?
Irisviel/Tsunade: Yes ?
Chris: Was that a question ?
I give up. I'll fucking take it, it could have been Maxim Gaylord or something like that.
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[Dimensional Travel]
[Destination: Ishibumi Ichei/ ***-***-***
Arrival time: 30 minutes]
[Special conditions may apply due to excessive usage of fanfics!]
[Beware of Loli Dragon Gods]
Okay I can understand the last two warning but what do you mean with that plural adjective.
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We have arrived at our location, Iris and Tsuna choose to follow me through the void instead sitting back. Jumping in front, Tsunade read the first sign that's hang up on the top.
Tsunade: "Welcome to the Land of Perversion, Easy Women and Oppai" are we really at the correct place ? It looks more creepy than the novel.
Alex: Yeah...
Irisviel: Are those dead women ? and I hope that white liquid dripping out of them is milk.
Alex: It's not milk...
Tsunade: Captain Obvious to the rescue!
There are some women floating around the entrance completely naked and surrounded with some "liquids" but they are alive. I can see they're twitching.
Alex: Sensory overload due to, you know.
The two shuddered at the idea, it may sound awesome but it's not. This is one of the reasons why we came here if I limit myself to the two wives they'll end up like that. It's an annoying side effect that fits authors needs.
Actually Ace is also planing to expand his reach, he never slept with Aoi because of fear of this but he's less selective than me.
Irisviel: Dear, I think we should go inside the New World just in case.
I let them in I am not trusting the environment.
Moving in while ignoring the intoxicated (Pleasure not drugs, actually I don't know) women, I entered the place.
There was another sign at the inner entrance.
[Welcome to DxD, if you didn't start in here, I can only pray to your author to not mess this up]
Authors, our single nightmare indeed.
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Getting in I applied for a world of my own due to excessive use there may not be one.
[Ownership of DxD_352617362516647 has been transferred.]
[You only own the DxD part, ExE and FxF are not included.]
Well that's a pretty shitty special condition.
Getting in my new 1/3 world that's now sitting in the lower dantian, I entered it at the time, where Biblical God's death occurred, it's weird that rest of the Satans died at the same time as him I know they died in the same war but their times of death are too close to be in combat.
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I found myself in the underworld, I know it because the sky is purple.
In front of me is a camp fire, surrounding the fire is four men and two women.
One of the man looks old, wearing a formerly white robe that's now stained in blood, his face is pale and some of his beard is burned.
The rest of the dudes wearing some kind of armors with chest parts missing, I guess the chest plates and such got destroyed.
The lady that's awake however is dark skinned and she has purple hair, her clothes are completely shredded and she's currently wearing a bloody blanket.
The other lady is grey haired but she's unconscious and bleeding there's a rag tied to her injury but she'll live after all she's one of the best maids out there in this world. How convenient that she's here as well.
The rest of the males aren't anything eye catching except Lucifer who's standing out due to his silver hair.
Currently all of these people are sitting with drinks in their hands, that was until I popped out.
Alex: Hello there.
Biblical God: Hello young man, come sit.
Huh they're pretty easy going, I guess dying makes you humble.
Lucifer: Oi, oi old man I know we're dying and all but is it not irresponsible to let random people join.
Alex: It's kinda funny Satan himself giving a lesson on responsibility to God.
They all chuckled at that.
Knowing the identity of the grey haired "future maid", I focused the seeping energy of the four maous in her body, refining her powers and bloodline.
She's actually on our target list made by my two wives but there will be a time for that. In addition to that i focused God's seeping aura into a ball.
The rest looked horrified at my actions.
Biblical God: Oi, son when did you ever saw such precision energy control.
Lucifer: Don't ask me senile old man you're older than me!
Alex: *Cough* Gentlemen, lady, there's no need for panic you guys are dying anyway.
Lucifer: That doesn't mean we're not worried about our people.
Since they're already dying I told them about my identity, they were shocked to learn this whole world just being one small grain of sand in the endless void that doesn't even matter in the greater scheme of things(God I always wanted to say that) but they didn't really care since they're dying, they were just fine with learning I am not here to destroy their people.
Biblical God: Wait, you're going to trash this whole world once you got the people you think worthy ? Isn't that horrible ?
Alex: Says the man, who flooded the entire world just because he wasn't stoked about the general vibe of humanity and stuff.
Seriously what of it. The Elemental Nations are completely empty so I just threw it in my star of creation, it enhanced the existing worlds, why keep the trash when you can recycle.
Hearing me Biblical God shut up, so I started to talk about how this world is now connected to mine and the Throne of Heroes and stuff, the standard sale's pitch, basically I was trying to get them to sell me their souls to turn them into counter guardians, Grand Servants at the very least.
Kinda funny to whisper sweet temptations to God and Satan but if it's works it works.
I could get them as Heroic Spirits without them becoming Counter Guardians but there's a reason Counter Guardians are better, they have no chance to refuse orders from the world like EMIYA, also it's one of the reasons Alaya gave that contract to Artoria.
After my explanation including the whole eternal servitude part the three maous rejected the idea, that only left the Lucifer and Biblical God who's eyeing each other.
Lucifer: When are you going to summon us anyway ?
Alex: When there's world ending threats, for example this side of the world named as DxD and there's another one in the distance called ExE and there's one called FxF with different dominant races and to be honest this place is the weakest of them.
While talking about the two other worlds that even I don't know about, Biblical God started shuddering.
Lucifer: Oi old man are you dying already ?
Biblical God: No, to be honest I used a foot soldier's body from ExE to create the Sacred Gears, hearing them just gave me the chills, they had adaptable mechanic weapons that allowed me to create the gears and that was just the foot soldier. I agree, I want to protect my children if they get attacked by them.
Lucifer: Shit! how can i sit back down while this old man stands up sing me up fam.
While saying this, a blue circle popped out on air, that's the Mini Alaya. She's tied in to the one I have in New World, this one's going to look after here.
This place is more troublesome than Nasuverse since I can't just snap a finger to cut their powers even if I own the place the part I own isn't enough but I will rectify that later.
During the initiation of two new Grand Servants, Grayfia woke up but kept her head down due to pressure she's feeling.
After God and Satan become my servants Grand Savior and Grand Avenger respectively, I got some wheat ale from the stock and shared the barrel.
I used the body of Morgan Freeman as Saint Graph for Biblical God and i used Tom Ellis for Lucifer, just because I like imagining them in those respective looks.
Lucifer: Damn, this ale is good boss, where did you get it ?
Huh, he already started calling me boss ?
Alex: Uruk's Wheat Ale, I stole it from Gilgamesh hahaha.
Lucifer: Hahaha! I am starting to like how you operate.
Biblical God just sighed while thinking what kind of overlord he signed up for.
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Biblical God: So, what are you going to do with that girl, after what you did she'll be a terrifying force.
Alex: I needed a maid, why not have a super devil one.
Biblical God just straight gave into drinking upon realizing how reckless I am.
Lucifer: Here boss, this is the her marriage mark, her clan have always been loyal to the Lucifer, with this she wouldn't go to anyone even if she did, she would leave them for you.
Huh, that's handy although I don't think we're going to need it. Since she's awake, I might as well play along, maybe she'll fall for a man that she never even saw just because he refused to force her into marriage this is DxD after all, you know what let's do that.
Alex: Thanks but I don't think I would use such things to get women.
Lucifer: Your choice boss.
While Grayfia is playing "dead" I also decided to give subtle warning to devils.
Alex: Lucifer, you do realize that if your race gets in the way of the world they will be wiped out by the counter force.
Lucifer looked at Grayfia and noticed her state and gave an affirmative anwser.
Lucifer: If they try to destroy the world they're living in, I will be the one doing the genocide.
{I was going to have Alex whisper in Grayfia's ear about the warning then I thought that's both creepy and terrifying as hell}
Now that I realize it, I am in an adult version of this body, Grayfia is going to meet a younger version hmm... Well we'll handle that once get there.
After making Grayfia shit in reverse, the maous and god died and I took the marble made out of Biblical God's aura and threw it in Mini Alaya granting her the energy signature needed for accessing Heaven's System.
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After that I left and threw myself in the Dimensional Gap in stealth I don't need the dragon gods to know where I am going, the reason I am here is because Biblical God is a spiteful shit.
Alright history lesson!
Let me explain, you see this world was supposed to go into Age of Man and the world was supposed to split into surface and reverse sides very similar to Nasuverse but, this guy forced the split into a halt causing the current predicament where we have modern day+gods.
Alas that's not all, you see the whole "Age Freezing" is tied to Heaven's System, so if by any chance heaven fell, it would continue the split, forcing every supernatural to the newly created "reverse side" while only humans being left on the "surface". Truly ingenious, probably Ophis came after that to investigate but when she gone back to the Gap, Great Red was already there and took her spot, or they always had a dispute not sure, I can't look that much into the past due to worlds core being compromised.
Alas the world isn't all that defenseless so it sacrificed the accumulated power and it's nascent consciousness to buff up Trihexa and gave it a single mission before going down "Destroy Everything Supernatural" but due to short time and inefficient energy transfer, it caused the Trihexa to lose its intelligence like madness enchantment and the order turned into "Destroy Everything".
So here I am trying to find the core of the world so I can insert Mini Alaya instead of the now dormant core, we will have to suck the power that's in Trihexa back to the core of the world, I don't mind having a modern age of gods but we need the core on our side. The worst part is that Mini Alaya won't boot up completely until the whole power transfer deal is finished, my calculations shows that it will be finished by the time of canon. As if someone out there planned for this shit, that's right I am talking about you freaking virgin author.
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Traversing the Dimensional Gap was easy since I own this part of it, finding the core. I came across a small transparent dragon egg, it's DxD for a reason, it's all about dragons.
Inside the egg is an child like humanoid dragon with blonde hair and golden eyes looking at me with empty eyes, her body may have been staying alive but it's an empty shell.
I took out Mini Alaya (Mini Alaya is just the blue circle) and inserted her into the egg, turning the dragon's hair and eyes to multi color, one color for each energy type she's supporting.
At the same time her information filled my head, World Dragon. I smiled, she's going to be ready for any threat once she's out of her egg.
Alaya: Thank you father.
Alex: No problem little hatchling focus on your birth we have more than enough time.
Alaya: *Cutely Nods* Yes!
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