After saying it, all my courage was used up immediately, blushing I covered my face.
Wu Min Jun collapsed on the bed: "wet the bed?!?! Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?!"
I replied: "There shouldn't be, the pants is wet..."
Wu Min Jun: "..."
I saw him with a dark face and quickly explained: "I don't know what is going on..."
Wu Jun said: "You... you let me see."
I panicked: "Look at what?! Although, although it is your body, it is too..."
Wu Min Jun: "Calm down, I mean let me look at the pants."
Me: "Oh..."
I first called the palace maids who were waiting outside to prepare the hot water of the bath, then I went to the bath area myself, took off my clothes and threw the trousers towards Wu Min Jun outside, and then jumped into the bath, I was shy and slowly took a shower.
I soaked in the water for a long time, I didn't dare to get up, and finally Wu Min Jun and shouted to me: "You're still not done? Are you dead inside?!" I was embarrassed, got up, and put on clean clothes and came out.
Wu Min Jun was sitting on the chair with his legs crossed, and the pants were thrown at his feet. My face is red: "Do you want to take a shower too...?"
"It's not bedwetting." Wu Min Jun's eyes fluttered as he suddenly said.
I:"..."
"It's not bedwetting..." I was embarrassed and continued to say, "Don't comfort me... Hey, or better to say, don't comfort yourself."
Wu Min Jun: "..."
He became flustered: "It's really not! Um... Um, how to explain this to you, this is just like the reaction you have sometimes when you wake up in the morning, it is normal! Just... cough, this is the evolution of that."
I:"........."
I can't say anything because it's obvious that this "evolution" is beyond all of my normal range.
Wu Min Jun agitatedly took a sip of tea and said: "Were you dreaming last night?"
I:"..."
"Did you?" Wu Min Jun looked at me.
"No, no..." I squinted and shook my head.
Wu Min Jun: "..."
"How many times have I told you that when you lie, it is very obvious! Say what you dreamt last night."
I feel like my face right now can be used as a stove: "I really didn't..."
Wu Mn Jun: "..."
"Forget it, I ask you, did you dream of a man and a woman last night?"
I looked up and was dumbfounded: "...?! You, how do you know...?"
Wu MIn Jun: "..."
I realized that I just easily outed myself, and quickly lowered my head.
Wu Min Jun replied: "Of course I know... Fortunately, what you dreamt of is a man and a woman. If you dream of two men or two women, I will..."
He paused, then continued: "In short, this is the normal reaction of men. Don't worry too much, it's not bedwetting... You are too muddleheaded, it's not easy to clear."
I argued: "It's not my fault! I can't look at it myself!"
Wu Min Jun smiled and suddenly asked me: "Who and you did you dream of? Overnight, Yun XiaoJiao you've grown up overnight..."
Yun XiaoJiao...?
**(Xiao means small, so calling her "Xiao Jiao" is treating her like a kid in this context, it's often used as an attachment to a name, as a sort of pet name, working the same as "'er")**
I turned my head: "Why are you asking... didn't I tell you that I didn't dream!"
Wu Min Jun pretended to not hear what I said: "Let me guess ~ It won't have been yourself?"
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun laughed: "Looking at your expression, you must have!"
I:"..."
"Well, who is the man..." He touched his chin. "Is it Wu Hao?"
I immediately replied: "How is it possible! Didn't you see how he looked last time..."
Realizing that I exposed myself again, I clamped my mouth shut.
Wu Min Jun raised an eyebrow: "Is it... is that Yan Yu?"
Me: "..." I chose to be silent, but my eyes stared at him silently.
Wu Min Jun continued: "It shouldn't be the TaiFu, right?"
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun started clapping and arrogantly laughing, poured himself tea and picked up the teacup and sighed slowly: "I know, it's me~ hahahaha~ Hey, I blame my charm..."
He hadn't finished talking yet, I reached over and flipped the teacup, and the tea poured towards over his face.
"It's very hot –!" Wu Min Jun jumped up and shouted. "It's your business if you disfig..."
I angrily shouted back: "I am married to you anyway, and there is no difference between leaving a scar on the face or on the hand!"
Then I stormed out with anger and shyness.
Wu Min Jun: "..."
***
I left the palace, the outside was cool, there was a nice breeze, but my face was hot and scary.
Wu Min Jun is really annoying, obviously knows that I must be embarrassed enough to die in this situation, but kept on happily guessing one after another, and even mentioned the Taifu... I really want to cry without tears.
But the most resentful thing is that he finally said it mercilessly so, "I know, it's me~", and used a such a conceited and narcissistic tone.
I kept fuming in my heart, and I walked around randomly. After a while, I finally felt a little more comfortable, but I found myself at the manmade Lake.
Going to the manmade Lake, I thought of Wu Hao, who was locked up here. It has been seven or eight days since he was locked up. I have been bringing him food and water every two days, and the pool water cannot be changed.
I had been stunned. Wu Hao disappeared, his people from Beiyuan were not worried at all, which made me feel a bit strange, and really, according to the eunuch who announced that I wanted Wu Hao to live in the palace, said Wu Hao's attendants and others in his group from Beiyuan, after hearing the edict, did not seem surprised or worried, instead they were happy and accepting.
I thought it felt very strange, but Wu Min Jun said that it must be because the Bei Emperor and Wu Hao had planned to let Wu Hao seduce "me", so Wu Hao staying in the palace, they were not surprised but were rejoicing.
I am skeptical of the IQ of the Bei Emperor and the entire Beiyuan.
Walking up to the area big iron trap, I stood near it carefully. Picked up a stone and tossed it at the tiger head, I have exceptional aim, so as expected the big iron door opened.
When the big iron block opened, I could hear Wu Hao's heartbreaking cry inside: " inside shouted the sound of Wu Xie's heartbreaking: "Quick! please let me go!!!"
The stone fell inside as well
"Ah-!!!"
It seems that my aim is really good, the stone must have hit Wu Hao, he snorted and then closed his mouth.
I found that he was no longer speaking, and was afraid that it killed him, so I carefully walked over and said, "Wu Hao?"
Wu Hao had not had time to reply, as the big iron door just happened to be in time, and closed.
I:"..."
Wu Hao: "..."
I had to take the hairpin holding my hair up, to use to block the tiger head after opening the iron doors, pull it to the side, so it would not close too quickly this time.
I looked down and found Wu Hao lit the candle. I blinked and found him faintly...
with a head full of blood...
I:"..."
Wu Hao: "..."
After a while, Wu Hao looked up and gave me a spat at me, but of course, he couldn't spurt the blood and spit it out to me as I was out of reach. Eventually, it only fell back on his own face.
Wu Hao: "......"
"Hey... let me go out..." Wu Hao pleaded.
I sighed: "Why are you suffering this..."
Wu Hao continued to cry: "Let me go out... ah..."
I really couldn't bear it, said: "You wait for a while, I will help you."
Wu Hao immediately stopped crying and looked at me incredulously: "Really?"
I nodded. "But after you come out, don't let the emper-, no... um, don't let Changyi... don't let the Empress see you."
Given the amount of the twists and turns I went through to complete that sentence, Wu Hao looked at me like I was silly, and finally, worried he said: "Xi Emperor, I have to declare beforehand, I do not like men... I will not serve you because of this. ..."
"..."
Standing aside, I took the hairband: "Oh. You think too much, really."
Wu Hao: "..."
The big iron piece rumbled and closed.
Wu Hao: "......"
I shook my head, turned and left.
Forget it, wait until Wu Min Jun comes over and releases him, I am too lazy to care about him...
I thought of Wu Min Jun, I couldn't help but get embarrassed all over again. Fortunately, I thought about it and finally thought of a way to make myself less embarrassed, that is, to push all the responsibilities to Wu Min Jun.
So I went back to the Emperor's palace in an imposing manner. When I arrived, Wu Min Jun was in the middle of examining his face in the mirror, checking for any marks. Seeing me come in, he turned and asked: "Done being shy?"
I pointed at him: "Of course! I was never shy! It is you, you should be ashamed..."
Wu Min Jun: "..."
"Oh. you explain, why?" Wu Min Jun crossed up his arms and looked at me with a sly smile.
My eyes darted around: "In fact, it is all the reaction of your body, I dreamed... I told you, it was just a very normal dream, that is, we were drinking, there is absolutely nothing strange... ...so it's true that your own body that has an issue...I was thinking that..."
Wu Min Jun: ".... You are really something, you are even blaming this on me."
He gave an "I lost" expression and then changed to the topic: "But, you said that you dreamed that we were drinking?"
I stuttered: "Yes, yes! Why?"
"Calm down, don't be so nervous..." Wu Junjun smiled, making me feel uncomfortable. "But say, is it really drinking?"
"Yes, yes! Otherwise what?!" I asked nervously.
Wu Jun touched his chin: "Oh, nothing, but... you can do other things while drinking."
My face became very hot: "You... you talk less, what is there?"
"Ha ha ha ha." Wu Min Jun looked very happy, got up, walked to the door, "Yeah, it is nothing."
I became relieved.
Wu Min Jun pushed the door open, turned and smiled back at me: "But I remember, last time we... hm?"
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun laughed and closed the door.
... Him saying this, I... was not nervous about, after all, it's impossible that he will forget.
But is he sick? Why did he open the door to speak?! Didn't he see the guards and the maids at the door standing there?! Can he think more?!!
***
... Sure enough, not long after that, the rumor that "the Empress is not as serious as she seems" is quickly spread...
Moreover, it spread to all four countries...