Probably seeing my face is too bad, Wu Min Jun smiled and said: "Okay, I know you may not understand what I am talking about, don't think about it so you don't get a headache."
"..." I yelled at him, "You talk less..."
Then I held my head and looked at him: "You, how did you think of it? Knowing to use the association to the woman, and even thinking up the possible outcomes of the situation and giving countermeasures... guessing so accurately... ...you are too scary..."
Wu Junjun said faintly: "Really? I just thought about it."
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun: "But all the guesses are right. This time, the Beiyuan will lose its vanguard, It is bound to be badly hurt. The Bei Emperor is not good, he must have been mad at the time. It is best for him to be mad. Hahahaha~"
I:"..."
Who!!!
Wu Min Jun is usually always with me, and occasionally tells me to privately pass letters to others, the rest of the time we spend reading the memorials and changing them, quarreling with me, every time with a leisurely and annoying look on his face, I never knew that what I thought was just a "send a letter" was actually so frightening, involving the life and death of tens of thousands of people, the direction of two countries, and even the entire four countries...
He quietly decides this while smiling day to day.
I suddenly felt a little chilly.
Wu Min Jun did not realize anything and continued sipping his tea and singing softly.
After a while, Wu Min Jun suddenly looked back at me: "Yun Jiao, tomorrow's a break, don't have to go Court, let's go out and play?"
I was still stuck in my own thoughts. He suddenly said this, I perked up: "Ah? Go out to play? Play what?"
Wu Min Jun: "I don't know, just play..."
Me: "...why do you suddenly want to play?"
Wu Min Jun slumped down on his chair and stretched out: "Nothing, but if the war begins, it will be busy."
"Not just 'busy', saying it so simple..." I murmured.
However, to put it bluntly, in the beginning, Wu Min Jun must have also used this lazy and leisurely attitude to push the Dongyuan step by step until they had nowhere left to go...
I touched my neck and said, "Oh... well, but I only spent two or three days outside in Xiyuan. I don't really know my way around."
**(she's referring to her time in the city before entering the palace for her assassination attempt)**
Wu Junjun said faintly: "I have not gone out before either."
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun smiled and said: "But it doesn't matter, anyway, we'll just stroll around."
I thought about it and thought that it was ok. Anyway, If we get lost, we can always use our qingqong skills to fly to a high place to look around in the distance, we'll find our way back to the palace.
In addition, I nodded at Wu Min Jun as I said: "Hm, anyway, the Imperial Palace is... very boring."
***
The next day, I and Wujunjun were ready to go, dressing in commoners clothing, we went out casually, passed the guards and quietly left the palace.
Xiyuan is far more prosperous than the Dongyuan. The crowds on the street are bustling, the streets are bustling with commerce, and the screams of the vendors calling out to customers one after another. I probed my brain and looked around. I was silently reminding myself: "Do not lose face."
I suspected: "Hm? Oh, it seems they don't recognize me."
Wu Min Jun said quietly: "Yes, you see, everyone is secretly paying attention to you."
When I saw it, it turned out that many people put their hands on their waists and watched me carefully, and they looked even a little alert.
I was shocked and nervously said: "What is going on... Is the disguise not good enough this time?"
Wu Min Jun glanced at me: "No, it's because you are sneaky, you look like a thief."
"..."
I can only walk straight ahead.
However, I found that there is a kind of noodles in Xiyuan that we did not have in the Dongyuan. It is called Changyang Noodles. It is a bowl of ordinary noodles, plus a very special egg - the egg is fried, the protein evenly distributed, with the golden egg-yolk, looking like the round sun on long summer days, therefore this name.
I am hesitant: "I don't know if I can."
Wu Min Jun said: "They don't make it in the Palace... because it is said to easily cause diarrhea."
I said: "Really? Your body is so strong, it should be okay." Then I walked into a roadside noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of Changyang noodles.
Wu Min Jun: "..."
After a while, he said: "Come, bring another bowl of Changyang!"
The store owner rejoiced.
I quickly said: "No, just one bowl!"
"..." The store owner looked at me with hateful eyes.
Wu Min Jun: "Why?"
I said, "My body is weak, what if I have a stomachache?"
Wu Min Jun sneered: "Shop keeper, another bowl!"
I:"..."
Forget it, and let him be...
After a while, the store owner came up with three bowls of fragrant Changyang noodles, and I and Wu Jun: "..."
"How come it's three bowls?" I don't understand, How do they make money if they free stuff!
The store owner said: "You ordered three bowls."
"We ordered two bowls." I patiently explained, "I have a bowl, she has a bowl."
The owner of the store said: "No, you have a bowl, but the girl ordered a bowl first, then ordered for another bowl... Isn't it two bowls?"
I and Wu Jun: "..."
The store owner is a good business man...
"Haha, thank you!" Suddenly, a small girl sat in front of the extra bowl of Changyang.
... it is Situ Youqing.
**(the little girl they met in Dongyuan, who predicted Changyi's bloody disaster)**
I and Wu Min Jun kept quiet "..." looking Situ Youqing and the little bun that seemed to have become little fat on her shoulders.
The little bun saw us looking at it, shyly extended a short hand to cover the excess fat on its waist.
I:"..."
Situ Youqing did not realize that we were speechless, but then became angry with the store owner: "Why did you put onions? I said not to onions!"
Shop owner: "..."
"Hey, little girl, you just came in, when did you tell me not to put onions!" The store owner bitterly replied, sizing her up, thinking she is probably looking for a job.
Situ Youqing carefully counted her fingers and said: "One month ago!"
Then she looked at me: "Didn't I say it? Right, I am told you!"
I suddenly thought of it. She really said something like "I don't eat onions"...
I can't help but be a bit surprised. Situ Youqing seems to have divine powers, and it turns out to be so spiritual...
I told the Shop keeper to bring a bowl without onions, he brings it and puts it down and so I asked Situ Yuqing, who was finally satisfied: "You guessed that we would come here to eat noodles?"
Situ had nodded and said, "Yeah."
I admire: "You're good."
Situ Yuqing while eating, said : "In fact, it is not that, but I knew that we will meet in Xiyuan and the best thing to eat in Xiyuan is noodles, so I thought to mention it in advance will be better."
"...oh." I looked down, picked up the chopsticks, and ate.
Look at the Wu Min Jun, he has already been eating and did not care about me and Situ Qing.
I saw Situ had a sunny personality and asked her: "Are you still looking for your master?"
Situ Yuqing said unclearly: "Found the bird, but I don't see the bird..."
Me: "Oh..."
I thought about it, and Situ had a real ability, so I whispered to her: "You say, if Beiyuan and Xiyuan are fighting, which side will win?"
Situ shook her head.
Me: "Don't know? this kind of war, it is hard to tell..."
Situ Youqing continued to shake his head.
Me: "It doesn't matter, you are already very good."
Situ continued swaying her head, and even the little bun swayed together.
I:"..."
Situ then stretched out her and grabbed the little bun by the ear: "Want to join the fun?" The little bun made a whining sound at the injustice.
Situ looked at me: "I mean, can't fight."
Wu Min Jun looked up at us leisurely.
I said, "Impossible..."
Situ Youqing said: "Hey, someone's going to die. you will cry till your eyes are swollen..."
I:"..."
Wu Min Jun: "..."