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Chapter 18 - Life 17: 'I'm gonna kill you with my seriousness.'

As the two finished their session Aoi used her Water Magic and quickly cleansed the two off and then with that done she used some Fire Magic to dry them and Wind Magic to remove the distinctive smell.

After she did this the two of them got out of there as the whole way through she had an arm wrapped around Byakuya.

"Umm- Aoi, aren't you going to let go?"

However, as soon as he said so Aoi immediately pouted as her pretty and clean-cut face became cute for an instance removing that face of-

'I'm gonna kill you with my seriousness.'

Into - 'Aren't I cute- Aren't I...!'

"Ok I'll pretend I never asked but Aoi I've never had a partner and well you've taken my first so aren't you going to take responsibility for me and raise me?"

Hearing that Aoi began to blush as she looked at Kuya who said all that with a straight face as if she was the one wearing the pants in the relationship.

"Sure I'll take responsibility for you- Kuya-chan but it feels so surreal you know?

I never thought this would happen we got down and dirty- I never thought I would have such initiative you know, but I'm glad I did it and I hope no more cliches occur!"

Hearing that I guess she was right but then I thought of the cliche's she was right my whole life here had been cliche and cliche after another- was this how Harem Protags felt?

I knew not the answer but If it was written in stone to become a harem protag then I needed to truly accept my destiny and face the future with a dense smile- minus dense.

I never understood why a protagonist was so dense I mean a girl pouts in front of you yet you don't do anything you don't take the initiative come on- are you a eunuch she is literally throwing herself at you.

Not to mention that disgustingly dense attitude that occurs only with women that fat best friend, that random rival that almost always fails and them side characters that spread your gospels- your stories as if legend.

And the way they have such big confidence boosts as they blurt out some random wacky sh*t as if the second coming of Jesus-dono- the way they step in whenever their friends and family get in trouble they raise their voice to the skies as they defend them to the ends of the earth.

How do they do that- a socially inept character with a hidden trauma and a sometimes forgotten past turn into a Chad-

As if they've taken in some Bleach and then battle it out with a newfound purpose then they wallow in self-pity they shatter their trauma and they have an arc of just ignoring there closest of bonds.

It was all the same template all of it quite literally- as if they were discount Suppa-Man clones- righteous and fighting for justice the usual crap they get betrayed find a better purpose.

But as these things repeated themselves within my mind I noticed that all of a sudden I had tripped over someone's bag and with that trip or as I called it- 'Lucky Slip' I had fallen into Aoi's breasts unclogging my mind as I tried getting up but I couldn't it was too tight.

Finally, I tried utilising my upper body strength to remove myself like a Sausage in a bun but it didn't work and instead, I accidentally bit her nipple.

"AAAAHHHHH!"

'Sh*t'

Looking up in my predicament I noticed that Aoi's face was so damn red she looked like a tomato duckbutt would eat as he screamed his rivals name so much so he got aroused (I'm looking at you Eye Disease guy.)

Hearing her scream Kuya inwardly screamed as he knew no he could tell something incredibly annoying and traumatic was about to happen.

And the footsteps only highlighted the beginning of the end- as it came.

"Huh- Kuya-kun and Aoi-chan~~"

But as she saw the position they were in she began to heat up almost immediately as her fair cheeks dyed red whilst her fingers began to fidget as her knees began to stumble.

"Uwaaah- I'm sorry Kuya-kun I'm going now!"

Saying this she turned around as she tried to escape from the scene that she was witnessed to- 'huh Saviour-kun is going out with Aoi-chan?!'

"Noo- Luna it's not what it looks like- wait it is what it looks like- sh*t."

Finally, I was able to separate the Sausage from the bun as I moved off of Aoi- "Sorry for that Aoi- come on we have to find Luna before she gets hurt!"

Saying that Aoi nodded as she grabbed me before she said a single word- "Velocitas...!"

And boom we were gone as Aoi used the speed spell through the utilisation Mana Control she immediately zoomed towards where Luna had gone-

She was a new student and they didn't want her getting lost hence the reason they chased after her and as they did so gradually club members saw them all as Kuya was dragged around the corridor whilst Aoi- one of the School Flowers and President was using a Speed Spell in school.

"Urrgghh- Damn it that Byakuya he's corrupted another innocent maiden- by the power of Karroto I hope he's Turtle Blasted!"

Screamed a fellow otaku as he thought of this before pushing his glasses backwards as the sun's essence shined off his spectacles-

This was the same guy who had done the Fap No Jutsu about 27,000 times-

He had balls of steels surely-

And as the girls stared at this they yelled- "~~Kyaa- so romantic I wish my boyfriend allowed me to drag him!"

Actually f*ck those girls.

Finally, Luna was in target as her blonde hair was in view near one of the empty classrooms as she looked out the window opposite the door.

It seemed an air of animosity and depression was around her as she kept on repeating- "To be or not to be- Saviour-kun...!"

As if she experienced all the worlds suffering in an overdramatic way she put a hand to her head as she stared through the window with bountiful gloom- Like Naruto on episode 5 when he saw everyone's parents.

"Wait- Aoi screamed as she saw what Luna was about to do- Don't Jump!"

As she said this it looked like Luna wanted to jump out of the window- "Kuya quick help her!"

As she said that she immediately chucked me at Luna-

'This day is sh*t!'