"Greetings, friends from the great republic whose name I cannot seem to remember!" Exclaimed Aki in his hunkiness while exposing his naked torso to the three representatives completely caught in his show of muscles empowered by magical caring and a light mesmerizing spell.
"I think this is the first time someone has used a charm spell in a situation like this and not made it offensive, but we do have bussines to attend sweet pants." Said a grinning blond who perfectly followed his movements even though she'd perfectly resisted the spell.
"It's never good to keep a stick up your ass for to long, but if you insist." He shrugged and summoned a shirt, getting a few giggles from the woman who was clearly either american or very interested in the culture of the fourth of July and thought showing up in shorts and tank top with said colour scheme would wield some result. "Now, to whom do i own the pleasure of the social visit and who came to parley?" He got more giggles and some tired looks from the representatives.
"I'm Cindy, these are the white colars we had come. I'm sure i can brief you on to our whole plan while these two look around and grab me souvenirs." She suggested, a vulpine smile not leaving her lightly freckled face.
"I'll be sure they enjoy our best sweets then. Please acompany me to the very paperwork filled room where we will most definitly not have a political discussion of tremedous importance over sex." He said with a smile not too diferent, and she finally buckled, laughing the shit out of it.
"I can't! You're even more thick skinned them me!" She said while rudely pointing to the young man who simply looked around with an obviously false expression of shock, causing the girl to laugh even more.
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"...So i've been thinking of going into a sub-nautic exploration after i settle things over here, unless something happens, i will problably be around. Shouldn't be too hard to find me. Caramel or Neopolitan?" He asked while showing two jackets. Obviously, the neopolitan one has a double side, or whatever it's called, so it can either be worn as a brown coat or a salmon coat, either with various pockets and white overlines.
"I'll take both on the ice cream and suggest the neopolitan for the clothing." Said the woman wearing only her undies while eating ice-cream on a crystal holder. Cindy would not admit it seriously, but she was loving this round of diplomat work.
"Your turn them." Aki said while summoning rackets of dresses. He was now using gel on his hair so it would look like a perfectly lined wave one posh prick on a movie might use while wearing white pants and brown leather shoes.
"Well, don't expect as much from me, but at least i'm sure i can look like a proper lady over this." She said and took out a red dress that left some cleavage, her shoulders and almost reached the small of her back.
"Raise their hair up with some ornament and half my friends could too, thought i'm not talking females only." He said while putting a leg over the other while leening over the wall and some cushions as he took the crystal holder filled with ice-cream. Cindy simply rolled her eyes and looked for something else while keeping her smirk.
"Ok, politics, well, we're not actually much interested in your products as much as we want to use you for transport and dissimination of ours." She said, looking over one very frilly dress and shaking her head.
"I'm sure we can make plenty of deals with that on board. Look at that green one on the third roll, a bit of green eyelashes and you'd look like Hella!" He said and took some more ice cream.
"And you'd be Loki i assume. Yeah, pass, i don't use body-suits. I bet it's cursed even!" She exclaimed while shaking her hips and head to show how she was not falling for his bullshit. Though that did garner a bit of Aki's attention, he readly focused on her eyes and a flat chest.
What? It works, so it works.
"I'm not so rich i take losing bets on a whim, so yeah, no, but i bet you could pull that pink one with gloves and fluff on your shoulders." He shurged and commented before refiling his spoon with spiked cherry.
"You're as sleek as they said. You alredy choose that one for me from the beginning, didn't you?" She smirked at him.
"I even prepared the theme of the pink panther for the ball entrance." He gestured with the silverware to emphatize. "Now strip that garther or choose another one, either way you have to get at least one more boring business out of the way."
"That one comes with it's own underware?" She quickly surmissed.
"Of course it does, the package is always complete. Not what i ment though, their enchantments are not going to do well together, you will just turn into a liquid pile of relaxation if their effects come together." He explained like it was the simplest thing in the world, which made the blondie raise her browns, but she was bought with the dress and knew Aki wouldn't actually peek, so she did as told.
Later on, the pink wearing crazies went and made fun of almost every attending noble without them getting to notice by using their inside jokes previously agreed on, closed some preliminary trade and aliance agreements, before ending the night with some games of sherapades.
And today was the day Cindy came back to officialy report how did things actually went.
"Oh, he's a nice and relaxed guy with some manners and a sense of humor like mine if a bit more morbid, but there should be no planetary threat that he will follow through with." She surmissed to the council, which was mostly formed of otherworlders and governed one of the biggest countries on the world.
"But how did he act, speak, react, anything that might actually tell his weakness? That was also part of your job, you know?" Asked a thirty years old-looking guy with black hair and green eyes while frowning slightly. He was one of the people tasked with thinking of counter measures against travelers that had desire to conquer and pillage, and though Aki only presented one of those caracteristics, he was still the most experienced menber present in dealing with the unpredictably powerfull monarchs.
"I already said most of my impression, but if you want me to translate it to more 'normal' terms" She said while making quotation marks in the air. "He's a thoughtfull adult that likes to act youthfull even though he has little age compared to anyone here, he is wise and dangerous besides showing signs of being proficient in magic and psicological manipulation on large scale, though his source of energy is still unknown, it should have the power to be constantly filled with at least half a billion mana. He does constant status and skill training despite his position as a new monarch, so it's useless to try and measure his strenght outside of single battle, though he probably has something for temporary or instantaneous elevation if i had to guess. When i asked about what he thought of his forcefull methods on reaching power, he simply said he'd paraphrase socrates and said that democracy is the best tipe of government in theory, but that even on earth it is still impossible to implement to such standart, so he believes completly that what he does is the right thing." Summoning a glass of water, Cindy held a hand up to catch a her breath while moisting her throath. "Anything else, governor?" She mokingly said the title.
"Yes, how much do you think he knows about us?" The man ignored her provocation and went on.
"I'd say between everything and almost everything. Just like i was proding him for info on him and his territory, he was also spoon feeding me a lot o propaganda and beautifull images, of which he already fulfilled at least a third off, so yeah, just from his rambling and speculations he nailed exactly how the government, education and medicine works here, though he had several shots in the dark and guessed most of the hidden armies as well, there isn't really a lot of important things he could guesstimate with general information only. What he can create on his territory is another entirelly diferent story though."
"Anything you think can be used as a weakness against him." Asked the man, who'd been taking notes on all her speech.
"None that won't have terrible repercutions, but those would mainly be his family and friends, specially his wife. They are obviously very guarded, but if you want him to turn inconsequential, them that's what you want to hit." She mentioned with a shrug.
"Not his goals and empire?" Asked the man, his tone not changing from the questioning one from the beginning. There was no need to read people or minds too deeply to know that he was taking all she said with more than just a bit of salt.
"Again, terrible repercutions, but i didn't think i'd need to mention the obvious again." She shurgged. "Want to know how his dick tastes too or can i go?" Asked the obviously impatient woman, easily being released from further interrogation.
While a bit suspect, this was actually how she normally acted in formal settings, so no one really paid much attention to Aki's new spy, not even the normally suspicious governor.
After finally reaching her room and pouring herself some alchool, Cindy turned on all her effects enchanted in the space that would allow her privacy and called Aki through one of the amulets he'd gifted her.
"Yes, something happen?" He imediatly got the call and asked.
"Not really, i just wanted to talk. If you're doing something though..."
"Oh, don't drop the call, i'm just filling some paper work, i can get a break if i think it's too hard too keep doing two things at once, which rarely is nowadays, it's just that only my wife actually calls me for the sake of talking to me even though i've given everyone important a proto-phone!" He complained before she could say much, getting a giggle out of the many times older woman.
"Don't complain when I fill your ears them." She quiped while rolling her drink on the crystal cup.
"Good luck with that, i was raised with three woman in the house, all who loved to talk, and my good father talks even more bullshit."
"So you mean that night did'nt mean anything to you?!" She said in feigned shock.
"You say it like i fucked you and left the next morning, we had a pillow talk over a bottle of dwarven mead, miss no one actually cares about me. If only you were your natural bitchy self instead of your persona with other people as well." He quipped with a scoof.
"Like you aren't trying to manipulate me even now!" She complained with a slightly higer tone, though not actually offended for some reason.
"Yes, i'm such a bad friend that tries to make you be yourself and find someone to be by your side, chatting with you even though i should be focussing in these oh so interesting sewage dispossal plans!" He said in a similar tone.
"Manwhore." She said with a smile.
"Thank you slut. How's your ass after that defeat on karaoke by the way?"
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Name: Aki Augustus
Race: Human/Uno che ulula Lv 500
Class: Unseen smile Lv 500
HP: 8510/8510 x6 (regen 930/h) x6 (x1.6)
MP: 12980/12980 x6 (regen 1202/h) x12 (x1.6)
STR: 851
VIT: 930
DEX: 830
AGI: 782
INT: 1298
WIS: 1202
SP: 3800
Skills:
Ancillary:
Meditation Lv 9
Student Lv 9
Stealth Lv 10
Hunting Lv 10
Survailance Lv 5
Tracking Lv 7
Massage Lv 9
Rope handling Lv 5
Torture Lv 5
Paperwork Lv 7
Organization Lv 7
Crafting:
Caligraphy Lv 7
Singing Lv 10
Acting Lv 10
Poetry Lv 5
Alchemy Lv 9
Cooking Lv 4
Drafting Lv 5
Leatherworking Lv 5
Blacksmithing Lv 6
Magic:
Magical excellency Lv 9
Mind magic Lv 10
Elemental magic Lv 10
Metal magic Lv 8
Blood magic Lv 10
Space magic Lv 8
Arcane magic Lv 10
Nature magic Lv 8
Death magic Lv 7
Life magic Lv 7
Time magic Lv 7
Summoning magic Lv 8
Soul magic Lv 2
Spirit magic Lv 10
Ghost magic Lv 10
Combat:
Claw technique Lv 10
Deadly bite Lv 10
Unarmed combat technique Lv 10
Bow technique Lv 10
Dagger technique Lv 8
Enrage Lv 2
Sword technique Lv 7
Club technique Lv 5
Axe technique Lv 5
Spear technique Lv 7
Shield techniques Lv 6
Armor technique Lv 7
Carapace technique Lv 7
Mounted combat Lv 5
Augmentation:
Heat resistance Lv 10
Sun resistance Lv 9
Sea resistance Lv 8
Oxigen efficiency Lv 7
Pain immunity Lv 3
Abnormal status effect resistance Lv 10
Blood magic resistance Lv 10
Arcane resistance Lv 10
Void resistance Lv 6
Electricity resistance Lv 10
Divination resistance Lv 3
Sex:
Sexual technique Lv 10
Oral technique Lv 10
Hand technique Lv 10
Astral sex technique Lv 7
Unique skills:
Soul revolution Lv 2
Kaiser Lv 2
Biomass processing Lv 9
Enhanced attribute values Lv 6
Arcane healing Lv 4
Elixir creation Lv 8
Mass manipulation Lv 8
Nihilistic mind Lv 3
Divine enemy Lv 3
Vampire hunter Lv 6
Demon Slayer Lv 1
Partial hell force absortion Lv 2
Soul bond:
Acernis: Greater driad - Lv 10 bound:
Appraisal Lv 10 (Lv 10)
Titanic constitution Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Intrinsic perfection Lv 10 (Lv 8)
Collosus' might Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Spirit's vastness Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Mind acceleration Lv 10 (Lv 9)
Greater seduction technique Lv 10 (Lv 4)
Bodily fluid manipulation Lv 10 (Lv 8)
Partial life force absortion Lv 8 (Lv 4)
Partial light absortion Lv 9 (Lv 2)
Samal Baraotir: Greater Lich - Lv 7 bound:
Death presence Lv 9 (Lv 6)
Enchanting Lv 10 (Lv 7)
Necromantic arts Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Partial death force absortion Lv 6 (Lv 4)
S9: Fortress core - Lv 10 bound:
Flash movement Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Ipsum Lv 4 (Lv 1)
Crystal luster Lv 10 (Lv 3)
Partial kinetic force absortion Lv 7 (Lv 1)
Partial arcane force absortion Lv 9 (Lv 1)
Agriculturae opera dabant Lv 6 (Lv 1)
Mint: Sarit broad mother - Lv 8 bound:
Shadow's swiftness Lv 8 (Lv 3)
Greater thread generation Lv 9 (Lv 6)
Greater thread manipulation Lv 10 (Lv 6)
Omnidirectional swift movement Lv 9 (Lv7)
Medicine generation Lv 7 (Lv 7)
Deadly poison generation Lv 10 (Lv 8)