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Chapter 18 - Battle over booty

Soul bond:

Acernis: Greater driad - Lv 10 bound:

Appraisal Lv 10 (Lv 8)

Titanic constitution Lv 10 (Lv 2)

Intrinsic perfection Lv 10 (Lv 6)

Collosus' might Lv 10 (Lv 2)

Spirit's vastness Lv 10 (Lv 2)

Mind acceleration Lv 10 (Lv 5)

Greater seduction technique Lv 10 (Lv 1)

Bodily fluid manipulation Lv 10 (Lv 5)

Partial life force absortion Lv 8 (Lv 2)

Partial light absortion Lv 9 (Lv 2)

Samal Baraotir: Greater Lich - Lv 7 bound:

Death presence Lv 9 (Lv 3)

Shadow's swiftness Lv 5 (Lv 1)

Enchanting Lv 10 (Lv 6)

Necromantic arts Lv 10 (Lv 1)

Partial death force absortion Lv 6 (Lv 1)

S9: Fortress core - Lv 10 bound:

Flash movement Lv 10 (Lv 1)

Ipsum Lv 4 (Lv 1)

Crystal luster Lv 10 (Lv 1)

Partial kinetic force absortion Lv 7 (Lv 1)

Partial arcane force absortion Lv 9 (Lv 1)

Agriculturae opera dabant Lv 6 (Lv 1)

Aki passed a hand over his hair while staring at the hand mirror. He was lustrous. All of the hair in his body seemed to have gained a new shine, so he even considered getting a beard again. Just for a bit. Just to feel the soft thing not knotting over itself.

The moment passed when he looked at his eyes. They'd somehow turned black from their original dark brown.

"Be honest, did I get more than ten percent prettier, ten percent cooler or ten percent more handsome?" He asked in all seriousness.

"Meh." Arcenis shurged.

"I mean, it looks kind of creepy to me..." Ela said while scratching her cheek.

"I'm not into man, but you certainly seem more intimidating. Can I get back to this paperwork now?" Said Samal, behind the smoke coming out of his face holes. He had been shoved to stand next to the window, but still kept smoking.

"Sho sho." Said Alma before she went back to drinking the elixir at hand with a pink straw Aki had spent some time making for her. Both her and her brother had grown plenty this past month.

Aki had even spent some time trying to bribe her first world to be magic, but it was mama. From there on she begun baby speech. Her stats were quite low still, but she had at least 20 points at each stat. The rest would come later.

"You got more handsome dear." Said Anna, who kissed his cheek, making him smile and hug her.

"See everyone, this is why you are all single. None can compare to the cuteness of the woman I love." He profused his love while holding the blonde woman against his chest. Silence governed the room for a moment as all stared at the shameless man releasing his lover.

"Allow me. Master, why did you call us?" Said the floating crystal representing S9.

"Oh, nothing much. I wanted to warn you guys that there is an army coming. Anyone wants dibs on the XP?" He said, dropping the bomb and sneaking another kiss at Anna.

*****

"They are still flying in pattern around the south passage sir." Said the awkward soldier reporting in.

*BANG*

"Dammed demon! This way it will be impossible to reach the city with any considerable force." The general hit the table in front of him with enough force to split it in half. Aki had used a flock of birds to completely stop the army's movement. Each bird had very special plumage, not really, that made it so that whoever looked at then would continue to receive a mental order until eye contact stopped.

As each bird was able to adjust said message, anyone looking at then right now would start to reveal their true self. Act upon their desires.

Aki didn't need to open an agency with a gluttonous jap, be a consultant to the police, not even being hailed as demon King was necessary, no, he just needed to give these guys weed.

At first they were all punk after loosing even with their combined mental might, but they turned into docile puppies after sniffing a puff of smoke.

Where did he get weed from?

Both Samal and Arcenis had a whole farm's wield of it.

"Did any infiltrator or scouting party report? At all?" The commander asked while pinching the bridge of his nose. The soldier shook his head and just stood there as his superior looked so helpless.

*BOOOOM*

Suddenly, there was a big explosion in the distance. The direction was the same as the bishop's tent. Both man quickly left the tent, and focused their gazes on the battle between the winged woman throwing spears made of light and the wolfish man throwing dark balls of energy that hit the spears he didn't dodge and quickly feel to the camp, causing explosions of light and heat much like the first.

Five more of such exchanges happened in quick succesion and the saintess suddenly flapped her angel-like wings and charged at her opponent.

The commander had already gotten his axe out, his right feet on a platform barrier. He wasn't just going to watch.

His jump was so powerful that he almost instantly reached the blue eyed man, but when he was about to reach his disgusting smiling figure, a portal opened and he almost crushed against the saintess, needing to sidestep each other, their momentum stopped dead in comparison to their previous charge.

'A space magician of this aptitude was certainly not reported!' The commander cursed in his mind.

Suddenly the temperature rose by several degrees.

Looking up, there was a net of fire balls falling for the camp and the magician conjured a small purple flame that seemed to rotate and condense over his finger. His instincts screamed the thing was dangerous.

But it was angled in such a way that if he dodged it would hit the center of the encampment. And probably set the storage in fire. Just like the net of fire balls.

Throwing himself in front of the attack fearlessly, the commander charged again.

This was no proof of undying loyalty though. One of the best healers of the continent, hell, maybe of the whole world, was right besides him, so he should be fine as long as he didn't die imediatly.

When Aki launched the fire, he'd already prepared to let his Axe shield him and activated all his skills and magical items. The commander wasn't expecting for the condensed flame to suddenly teleport right in front of his midriff.

The explosion came first, it was pure energy and kinetic force, he was pretty sure of that, but then came the destroying and all consuming fire.

It burned through his defenses like a child eating candy and hardly seemed to weaken. His brain could hardly notice the intrusion of the fire before his receptors were consumed.

For a moment he suddenly felt cold on his neck despite everything ravaging his body, so he launched himself to the side, barely avoiding a water blade that seemed awfully ominous.

Suddenly being touched by soft hands, the commander was surprised, but happy to find their local bishop a little burned but otherwise fine.

The look of surprise forming on her face after examining him wasn't a good sign though. He still felt the warm and gentle feeling of healing magic on his system quickly after despite that.

The flame had been stopped and was even regressing by the second.

Unfortunely, what would have been a very fast treatment in any other circunstance turned into a very slow and ineficient solution in their superhuman battle. Barely a minute has passed since Aki started to attack after all.

"Get several people to treat it and throw a potion before coming back. I'll hold him." She said in an icy tone that was completely different from her normal one, another reason the commander hesitated for a bit before following with her command.

A moment passed before Aki seemingly materialized in front of the bishop. She was sure this was him too.

"We're alone now. Do your worst." She told him.

"Gosh, just because you're a nympho doesn't mean you have to be a bitch all the time you know?" He said while rolling his eyes in a lackadaysical way. Both the insult and him knowing about her skill caused the saintess to frown.

"Who are you?" Her tone was somehow frostier.

"Hit a sore spot, did i? Well, I'm Aki, bringer of sin and seed for future skooma cat. Also the guy you were sent to defeat." He said, as if those titles were actually real, before pushing his hair back from his forehead and looking seriously at the bishop. "I'm here to send this army back on it's boots and capture a beautifull new companion who will teach me everything she knows about healing and become one of my public agents. What do you say? Any chance i don't have to knock you down before getting to that part? I'm cleary a better boss than the hipocrital bitch who asks you to never have sex." That made a vein pop in her forehead. All her frustations were quite literally bubling up as several spheres of hard light prepared to launch at her enemy. "Oh, face it. A normal selibate doesn't stop women laying with women nor doing anal!" The spheres imediatly popped out of existence.

"What?" She asked in an almost inaudible tone. Aki had very sharp senses though.

"Yeah, unless your vow consists on something like 'never pleasure myself with other's hand', the vote of chastity only stops you from reproducing, and only some very over eager monk apprentices take votes like that." Aki didn't need those super sharp senses to see the expression of uther rage the woman had nor his very advanced mastery of mind magic to invision the seal on her mind breaking. Those were his objectives after all.

*****

In the divine realm of justice and light, A bombshell blonde was staring down at this exact same battle field. One of her candidates for divine spirit (That's an angel) had just broken from her faith almost completely all of a sudden.

The girl was very literraly looking at the sky with a murderous gaze she couldn't help but feel a bit treatened by. Her oponent now respectfully nodded with a much more charming smile.

Suddenly she couldn't see from her faithfull's eyes on that area anymore.

It had been centuries since something like this happened, but...

"Well, fuck me." She couldn't help but curse.

*****

End result:

Thousands of soldiers dead.

Army supplies half burned.

Several skill levels.

One very anally intense threesome with a crazy ex-bishop. (NOTE: Never suggest making an ice dildo to a first timer again.)

*****

"Not her ass! Kekekekekeke, HAHAHAHAHA..." Believe it or not, that's not Aki. The newly rebaptized Elize, I leave the ceremony to the degenerates in the crowd, actually had a sense of humor very similar to Aki's.

"See, I told you I was only funny to my country man and peverts." Said Aki with a grin. At the moment none of them could move much though.

"My crotch feels worse than in my first time, and I was very drugged then." Complained Anna with a groan. "What time is it?" She asked while turning her neck from her pillow and eyeing the two peverts.

"Four in the morning." Aki told her. His lover frowned. "Its been thirty two hours." He explained further, getting a giggle out of Elize.

Aki and Anna exchanged a tired gaze before simultaneously spanking the idiot's ass cheeks, getting a girlish scream out of the sex fiend

"No moooore..." Anna said with another groan before getting the woman between her bosom as Aki imediatly sandwiched her.

"Let's just cuddle." Aki yawned out, getting a pout out of the embraced priestess. "Slow down cupcake, if you do everything at once there will not be anything good left. Be happy you don't have to listen about my feelings, I love to talk." He said, already closing his eyes and activating the sleep array.

"You're right. It's just... " The woman calmed down as the woziness hit her, trying to find the right words.

"Magical?" Asked both people hugging her at the same time. Anna was already quite drowsy and didn't really wait for an answer before she began to snore softly snore, but Aki always had trouble sleeping, so he heard her muther a almost silent "Yeah.", while pulling him closer and falling over his lover instead of the pillow.

*****

"Yes Ela, is there something on my face?" He asked over breakfast, which he insisted everyone should attend even if they would slump down on bed after it.

"You three were in there for a whole day. That is kind off..." She tried to find a less offensive way to say it, but Aki beat her to it.

"Inhuman? Yeah. Well, have you tried sleeping with our resident driad yet? Her skill has already evolved and has been grinded, so whatever she can do is much worse, nevermind Samal here." He said, pointing at the two monsters near him.

Arcemis just shrugged and bit down on the 'mutton' on her plate while Samal pleaded guilty and kept munching some herbs releasing vapor out of his nose.

"Wait, undead can have sex? How?" Asked a wide eyed Elize, who hadn't even met a councious undead before, nevermind a friendly one.

"You're not teaching her that Samy. Too dangerous, too soon." Aki raised a hand and interrupted the man. The undead shrugged and the priestess gave him the stinky eye. "Remember, control over quality and quality over quantity. If you're going to do something than you have to do it through and through." He told her in all seriousness and bit his sandwich filled with magical proteins.