A large explosion sounded and the next moment Lin Fan felt the sensation of the floor disappearing as the world started to spin. He thought that his new attack was powerful, but it seemed that his estimation was completely wrong.
Instead, he watched the clouds appear and reappear as the inertia from the last took him towards the forest.
Putong!
The back of Lin Fan's bubble crashed hard against the tree that Ray Tang had split in half with his head. However, as Ray Tang tried to get back up, he once again got smashed into a tree in the distance. Lin Fan could only look down and count his fingers and make sure he was alive. Even with the sensation of stars spinning around his head, he was certain that due to luck he survived.
He sighed, and looked up at the health bar on his emergency protection and realized it was close to zero. If it wasn't for his emergency protection being round, he probably could have died or at least been gravely injured.
However, the real ones suffering right now were the soldiers of the Tang Sect as they looked at Ray Tang bang into another tree and break his skull. Before, at least his ass hadn't had blood coming out of it, but now all holes were completely drenched with his sanguine glory.
+ 100 sadist points
+ 300 sadist points
+ 500 sadist poitns
All of the soldiers were completely dumbfounded that Lin Fan had survived, so much so that they felt the worst pain of their entire lives. The Tang Clan had spent their entire fortune to try and acquire the system by killing Lin Fan. They already were pretty certain his system was based on something with other people's suffering. However, now he was simply getting on his feet and they were out of treasures!
"Well... I can't say that your efforts weren't in vain..." Lin Fan cracked his neck as he cheekily began to smile. "However, I think the heavens were clearly on my side. One of you missed me by accident and because of that I'm alive..."
"Well, can't say I would've missed you..." Pluck shook his head with a look of disdain... "Anyways, before you kill them... I did what you asked and scouted the wolf's den... Apparently, they are going to send everyone..."
"Hmmm, I guess that means I can finally get that treasure..." Lin Fan smiled wickedly seeing that his plans were finally falling in place... "However, should I kill them?"
Lin Fan sighed and walked over towards the soldiers as Lightning Woo, Bin Fan, and Gang Fan also surrounded them. As they walked over with extremely overbearing expressions, all the soldiers collapsed from the killing intent emitted from their three foes.
Unfortunately, they never planned to fail, and were already beginning to beg for their lives as Lin FAn got closer and closer to them. In order to cherish it, and get more points, he walked extremely slowly, which only made them more terrified...
"Mimi Fan... I think you should go inside... I don't think you're going to want to see this..." Lin Fan pet Mimi Fan on the head as she wiped back her tears. She just ran outside to make sure Lin Fan was okay, and was extremely terrified to see him spinning into the trees.
"Chicken man... Chicken man... I'm so glad you're okay... Mommy... mommy said you're the best thing that ever happened to her..."
"She did... Well, I promise to reward your mother tonight..." Lin Fan smiled as he got a few sadist points from making the Tang soldiers wait. "However, I'm trying to decide on something... What do you think sounds more painful... Burning to death or losing your head?"
"Burning to death?" Mimi Fan didn't understand her weird father in law's habits but shook her head... "Why, are you thinking of surprising me with a gift?"
"No, but someone is about to get a surprise..." Lin Fan turned slowly to the side to the soldiers who were now kowtowing over and over again trying to beg for their futures... "Hey... Bin Fan... Do we have some extra oil?"
"You little brat... You're really making a child help you decide how to torture these idiots? I like the first option... Cut off their heads one by one so the next one has to see it..."
+ 50 sadist points
+ 100 sadist points...
"What's going on... I can't see..." Su Fan face palmed her head as she walked up to Lin Fan... "What was that cracking sound... It sounded like someone died a painful and horrible death..."
"Not yet, but what do you think sound--"
"No, please don't kill us! We apologize! We'll do anything to survive! Please... you can even take our wives, but please! Please don't kill us!"
"Women aren't property..." Su Fan said with an angered expression as she tried to think of a painful death... "Ugh, how about you flog them in oil and then set them on fire? That sounds pretty painful..."
+ 15 sadist points!
+ 45 sadist points!
Two hours later.
Lin Fan was still trying to decide how to kill the men and at least 50 of the 75 soldiers had gotten knocked out from sheer fear. Luckily, in the two hours he'd been torturing them, he had earned 15,000 sadist points.
"Well, you can go... Go bring me your wives..." Lin Fan said with a kind look in his blue eyes... "Please... please go get your wives and come back after the battle... If you want to survive, I expect a wive or sister from each of you..."
"You... you can't be serious..." Gal Tang said as he bowed his head against the floor... "We... we can't just give away our wives... What do you plan on doing to them?"
"You want to give them chocolate right?" Mimi Fan nodded her head... "Just like how you give my mom chocolate every night before she goes to bed?"
"Mimi... You're so cute..." Lin Fan said as he shook his head... "Nope, It's even worse then giving them chocolate... However, I expect it's better then dying by being tossed off a sharp precipice..."
"We'll do it!" Gal Tang kowtowed and got up into a sprint. He ran so fast that even Bin Fan started to clap at the spectacle. One by one, all the soldiers then realized they should also run. However, at this moment Bin Fan had something on his mind...
"Lin Fan... I figured out your system..." Bin Fan shook his head as he pulled out a golden sword from his sheathe... "I think it's about time we have a talk... Father in law to son in law..."