After we dig tsunade out of the building and book it before guards come. we take tsunade back to the inn to check on her situation.
she's pretty messed up. dislocated shoulder broken arm in multiple places and her body is starting to look like one big bruise however her internals are safe we just have to set her arm and speed up the healing a bit with medical ninjutsu.
Looking over I see jiraiya giving me a praising look "Hahaha you really showed her I've never seen anyone overpower her like that it's the greatest feeling ever to see her on the receiving end of one of those punches hahahah!" he's laughing super hard at tsunade right now not noticing she already woke up until he's being punched in the face. "Shut up you idiot!" she shouts pummeling him into the ground. But he's still laughing "Hahaha you should see your face you look like a bloated grape ahaha!" *pummeling intensifies* "Aaaaaaaah!"
"be careful wife you don't want to beat him to death just yet we might need him." I say behind her causing her to stumble "YOUUU!" she shouts pointing at me. I just kiss her finger. "Yep me now get back in bed and heal you have wife duties and hokage problems to worry about in the future or are you not going to honor your debt?" I ask raiding an eyebrow.
She sputters but reluctantly gets back in bed with a pout. I only chuckle and start running medical ninjutsu over her wounds. As she secretly watches me out of the corner of her eye. "Your quite good but you could use some improvement, who taught you medical ninjutsu?" she asks curiously. "Noone taught me I learned it myself so it may be a bit lacking to you but it's better than nothing to me. plus my Chakra is like 1000x more dense than yours being a jinchuriki. so I'm still fine tuning it." I tell her much to her shock. "Your welcome to be a helpful wife and give me training though." I poke fun at her as she pouts again. The pulp that is jiraiya just continues to lay on the ground and chuckle.
We might want to rest up I have no doubt that orochimaru will probably be seeking you out to fix his arms the old 3rd injured during the konoha invasion.
Jiraiya starts to fill her in on everything that happened recently as soon she's going to be leading the village anyway might as well let her know what mess she's walking in on.
I catch tsunade staring at me with a blush and remember I have no shirt on. "Don't look at me with such lustful eyes, your wounded and we can't have you getting so worked up with your body in that condition." I'm hit in the face with a pillow "Whose lustful you little brat!?!?!" I just chuckle and finish healing her letting jiraiya continue talking.
I head back to my room to shower and change clothes and shoes I also have to replace my glove as it was destroyed. I Check my gear to make sure nothing else is damaged before heading off to sleep.
I wake up in the morning and head down to get myself some breakfast. I see shizune and the little pig tonton waiting for food as well and just plop down across from them calling the waitress over to order some bacon, eggs, sausages and toast.
I start talking to shizune about what her life has been like with tsunade. poor girl always having their money lost or on the run from debt collectors having to try and stop tsunades from drinking away anything that's left. Such a sad time.
After her tearful story and many pity shoulder pats we get our breakfast and finally tsunade makes her way down looking much better. jiraiya had already snuck off to the hotsprings when I stopped paying attention to him. I'll probably make up some story and tell mom he left me alone in a town of gambling and prostitutes to go and get girls. yes that sounds good. (Jiraiya in the distance felt a sense of impending doom and shudders)
"Good morning aren't you looking more beautiful, how are you feeling?" I ask tsunade as she sits down a hint of pink on her cheeks. "I'm doing fine thank you for asking. what were you two talking about?"
"oh I was just asking all about your adventures and seeing what kind of woman you are from shizunes point of view." picking up my bacon and eating it on toast, ignoring the horrified look on tsunades face as she looked at shizune who ignored her and looked away.
I call the waitress over again and order tsunade some food as she just sits there with a lifeless expression on her face. "Ah don't worry about it I mean I have some much worse people in my harem thank a broke, deadbeat, gambling drunk." light refills her eyes "Really?!" then it clicks. "What do you mean deadbeat gambling drunk. Also what's this about a harem?!" she shouts.
"Ah you'll fine out about it later and don't worry even if you are those things I'll still introduce you to my parents." I smile as I watch the tick mark appear on her forhead. Then I summon out kushina "Mother meet your new daughter in law I won her in a bet you might recognize her as one of the legendary sannin tsunade the slug princess." Tsunade goes even more horrified and shocked and starts sputtering out excuses and greetings as I just watch the chaos evolve.