After some explaining to my mother about tsunade who almost dies in embarrassment. I decide we should head back early to avoid an encounter with the pedo. I have some of my clones go fetch jiraiya as we start packing up to head back. Once we have everything settled we head out quickly. it's not that I don't want to kill orochimaru it's just he still has uses like sasuke. besides I don't want the little emo brat running around konoha while I'm here he can just go bug orochimaru for a few years.
Itachi thinks it's a good idea too and we can just hide the truth from him for a while as the brat is still way too weak.
We make it back to the city in record time my clones have pretty much repaired the walls. however we didn't fix the shops or anything else we broke with the excuse that I'm way too tired to care.
We head inside the hokages office and are greeted by the 3rd who instantly throws his hat on the table and yells "I fucking retire!" before breaking a window as he jumps out of it and runs. "By the way how come you never used shadow clones to help with your paperwork!" I shout after him "NOOOOOOOO!" a scream of despair resounds through the entire village knowing now he had wasted tens of years doing paperwork by himself when he could have used clones.
"Tsunade make sure you use shadow clones don't be a disappointment like the old man." I say to her and nod sagely.
"Any other tips oh mighty one?" She asks.
"Tell the civilian council to fuck off for everything. recall all squads and make them do advanced classes for jutsu and other needed skills, redo the academy courses so they all aren't fucking history and add more than 3 jutsu also make Might Guy taijutsu teacher. Next up I'll be donating some items to the village every civilian ninja is allowed to learn." I take out a bunch of stolen and copied jutsu scrolls and put them on the desk. "From now on make D rank missions include learning D and C rank jutsu. our ninja are shit. next set up some kind of small council to do bullshit paperwork you shouldn't have to worry about...." I pick up a paper on the desk and read it. "The increase need of applesauce?" what the fuck? "These guys couldn't wipe their own ass without someone signing a paper for it, fix the council or I'll simply kill them off."
Shizune is madly taking notes and tsunade is agreeing even jiraiya is nodding. "Those are what you should focus on. oh and negotiate with the sand see if we can get them into our village after all they did attack us and I may have destroyed their village and stolen all their jutsu scrolls, ninja gear, and the entire library." I say before quickly body flickering away only to hear another shout "WHAT?!?!?"
I ignore this.
Making my way downtown walking fast.
Faces pass and I'm home bound.
Staring blankly ahead just making my way.
Making a way through the crowd.
And I need you doodleydoodleydoo.
And I miss you doodleydoodleydoo.
And now I wonder *Starts humming the rest of the song as I make my way to get some BBQ.
Damn random songs popping in my head! I just want some fresh cooked BBQ rib tips mannn. I finish up a nice big meal and head on home. I make my way upstairs and slide my key into the lock opening up my door only to see ruin. my house is destroyed I'm pretty sure there's some kind of potato and what remains of my favorite potlid stuck in my roof. There standing in the middle of the room near a blown up kitchen stove is zabuza and anko.
They both look at me at the same time "He/She did it!" they shout pointing at each other. I walk over still whistling a nice tune and pick up the collapsed Karin throwing her over my shoulder and grab Haku who is on the overturned couch and tuck her under my arm before walking back to the front door closing it and locking it.
I proceed to make my way to the nearest inn and get a room where I cuddle my companions and sleep away the day. I'll have a lot of bullshit to do tomorrow and I need my sleep and mofu mofu time now. Can't let things like destroying other villages and a blown up kitchen thwart my plans. I even get more cuddle time in my mind scape by the busy redhead kurumi and warm floofy tails aww yess.