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Chapter 14 - Treasure

"Now then, since everyone has introduced themselves, it's time for me to start today's class."

Onee-chan clapped her hands as she stood behind the podium and prepared to take out a textbook.

"Sensei, what are your three sizes?!"

One of the daring male students shouted.

The girls in the class turned to stare at him, making him sit back down in his seat quietly.

"Fufufufu, my three sizes? That's easy, they are ninety-five, fifty-eight and eighty-eight."

The student who asked had a bloody nose after hearing her three sizes. His face looked like he was in heaven, even with blood gushing out of both his nostrils. It seemed like it wasn't an exaggeration like in anime when perverts have a bloody nose.

"Sensei, should we bring him to the infirmary?"

"He should be fine, leave him alone and he'll recover."

Onee-chan then took out her textbook, rather than reading stuff from the textbook, she asked the class instead.

"Is there anything you guys want me to explain?"

Onee-chan is not only our homeroom teacher but also the Magic Theory teacher. Throughout the entire campus, there were only three teachers who taught magic theory, with her being the youngest but also the most knowledgeable.

A female student put up her hand.

"Sensei, please explain this."

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Just like that, the day had ended and four classes had finished for the day.

After magic theory was physical education. After that was history and magical practical class.

Even though this is a school, the only classes that were from the real world were history, physical education, language and science classes.

At the Amaterasu academy, students are even able to choose which classes they want to attend. In fact, the magical practical classes are even further separated into classes for each element.

There is even the option to not have a class for one period every day for an entire week throughout the year. Most students would use that class for self-study while some others might use it just to relax.

Of course, there is a minimum threshold that is required in order to pass each class, if one were to fail a class, they would need to repeat it over from the beginning. Even after passing, they must pass the mid and end of year exams for each class they take.

By then, they would be able to move up a year, while those who are in the third year must do their best to clear the sixtieth floor of the dungeon before the end of the year.

After class, the protagonist and I left the classroom and headed to town. It seemed like Lumiere wanted to join us so we accepted. The three of us left the school, followed by the gazes of students as we left the campus.

When we arrived in town, the three of us had some small talk.

"So, where do you want to go? I'll show you around."

"Hmm, do you have any recommendations?"

I then started thinking about some places we could visit in town, looking around, I recalled some places that the protagonist would visit back in the game.

"How about the Magical tool shop?"

Magical tools, just like the name implies, they are literally magical tools. Items such as weapons, armor, or even maps and compasses could be a form of magical tools.

They have been around for decades, and just by injecting a little bit of magical power, anyone would be able to use them.

Of course, there are weak ones and strong ones, and the more useful the magical tool, the more they cost. Even the cheaper magical tools cost thousands of yen.

In the game, particularly in the early game. The protagonist would visit the town's magical tool shop in order to buy some magical tools. Though I may say that, he's family isn't too well off so he couldn't buy any until he actually cleared parts of the dungeon to earn money.

There, he would meet one of the minor heroines of the game. Being a minor heroine, she wouldn't be seen too often making it harder for the player to go for their route.

Now I won't spoil too much about her, you all can see for yourself when we arrive at the said shop.

"Magical tools? That sounds interesting, let's go."

Seeing as Saito agreed, Lumi didn't voice her opinion, the three of us headed to the town's largest mall, where the shop would be.

"Hatsume-kun, is Lumiere-san really just your friend?"

"Of course, what else could she be?"

Saito Ren stared at Lumiere before looking at me while we talked. He then changed the topic quickly after hearing my response.

Inside the mall, the three of us headed up the escalator. After thirty seconds or so, we turned and arrived at the magical tool shop after just a few minutes of walking.

The magical tool shop, owned by the company Magical Pioneer. The president has a net worth of billions of American dollars. If we were to compare him to my past life, he would be comparable to B*ll G*ates in net worth.

With stores located all around the world, with multiple branches in every city. Every store is filled with employees that go through a harsh selection before they are hired.

Since every item is top quality, the price is justified. The Magical Pioneer company had competitors in the past, however, with their sheer wealth and power, they had brought over all their competitors and created the huge corporation it is today.

Just by standing outside the shop, we could see how luxurious it is. The shop was designed by a famous architect, which is used widely across the country.

As we entered the shop, we were greeted by an employee. The criteria to be hired by the Magical Pioneer company not only includes instilled manners and behavior but also looks. If one were not satisfying in every aspect, they would not be hired no matter what.

Since that was the case, the beautiful young woman bowed as she greeted us.

"Welcome to Magical Pioneer, would you like any help?"

"No, we will look around ourselves."

"I see, please call us if you need help."

The employee then went back to her station, while the three of us headed deeper inside.

"What sort of magical tools are you looking for?"

"Hmm, I'm not really sure, maybe something that can help me detect traps or an automatic mapping device. However, those two items are pretty high-end items, I won't be able to afford them."

"I see, well let's go have a look anyway."

Saito nodded.

"Lumi, have a look around and see if there's anything you like, I'll go with Saito-san, we'll meet up here in a bit."

Lumiere nodded her head and headed off to the accessory area, while Saito and I headed to the miscellaneous area.

Looking around, the shop was huge, easily being one of the largest in the entire mall. Just getting to the right area, took almost a minute just to walk to.

When we finally got there, I looked around for anything that I might need. After a few steps, my eyes were shining like diamonds as if I had found treasure.

In front of me, was the world's grandest, and most dazzling…

Dazzling toilet…

That's right a toilet. Now, why would it be a must-have you ask? Well, where should I even begin?

Every morning, we would all take a dump right? Well, in the dungeon where else would we let nature pass without a toilet?

It wouldn't just disappear just because we are in the dungeon. Nature's calling comes and goes.

What's so special about this toilet? Well, it's portable, it's compact, and well you can even flush it into another space just by injecting a little magic. Not only that, it comes with a bidet, and soap stands along with a sink.

All of those could somehow fit together just by pressing a button, making them unfold to this majestic sight before me.

After flushing it, the waste would automatically disappear on its own. Now I don't know exactly how it works either, maybe it gets burnt? Who knows, only the manufacturer would know.

I then looked at the price tag of the magical toilet. Saito noticed my gaze as I was staring at the toilet. When he looked at the price tag, his eyes looked like they were about to pop out its sockets.

I'm not exaggerating here, the price of the toilet really is astronomical. The toilet goes for a whole one-hundred and ten million yen! That's one-million American dollars!

Looking at the price, my heart was quite pained. Luckily for me, Futaba-san gave me some money to spend. Now let's not get to how much she gave, just know that it's enough to last me a very long time.

"Hatsume-kun, you couldn't possibly be interested in buying this right?"

Looking at Saito, I smiled and nodded my head.

"Interested? No, I'm not interested."

Just as he sighed with relief, I finished my sentence.

"I'm not interested in it, I'm definitely going to buy it for sure!"

"What?! Are you crazy? A toilet for over a hundred million yen!?"

"It's fine, trust me, the price is very worth it. There's a special feature that isn't explained. The portable toilet can be used by over ten people at once! Of course, they would all be separated, the distance of sharing is over an area of a hundred meters!"

"The toilets could even be joined together so we could chat!"

"How crazy is that? Think about it, wouldn't you prefer to do your business in a proper toilet rather than in some corner of the dungeon?"

Saito stared blankly at me as I was explaining it to him as if it were a national treasure. He sighed as he knew I was determined to buy it.