As I leave the place I place I first appeared in this fantasy world
(It's Night)
Looking around in my surroundings,the only thing I can see are tall weird trees and plants. Trying to learn to control my roots I slowly crawl to the nearest tree that look like a coconut pineapple hybrid that got smacked by a Durian,Yeah I know it look weird and creepy ,but it might contain a strong and unusual trait that I need.While trying to store it inside the space as the system says is telling me how to store it an unusual ans delicious smell of blood reaches me.Ohh wait why do I take blood as something attractive?
"System,check the perimeter.make sure no other beasts is attracted by the smell of blood and make sure that when you sensed a sneak attack or a one hit kill attack quickly teleport me "I said to the system as I cautiously crawl to the source of the bloody scent
Reaching the source of the smell all I can say is "Ohhh my god it's so beautiful!!"as I look at the scene of a corpse with it's body smashed together exposing all of it's internal organs and bones that you can't recognize it anymore and stood just near it a huge white bear with blood flowing out of it's body as it tear of it's mangled arm
"System can you save this scene in your memory??,cause it's absolutely amazing.just look at that amazingly smashed body.It's an absolute piece of art"Yeah I know it,my sense of beauty is screwed,yeah I get that a lot
"Yeah host "While slowly creeping near the the unaware bear I got the reply from the system
I only nob to the reply of the system as I slowly arrived at the back of the bear while using concealment as I activated The traits I gained other than the blood domain cause I don't want to attract any unwanted attentions
"Hahhhh!!!!"suddenly noticing my presence the bear charge at me destroying all tree and plants in it's path.It got near me raising it's foot to stomp on me while using the momentum it gained from charging to make the strength of it's feet
But before it's attack reaches me I instantly activate Blood thorns and blood sucking,Growing incredibly long and sharp blood sucking thorns .Unable to stop it's attack,it impaled it's own feet on my thorns as I suck it's blood out of it's body .
"ROOAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"The bear roared in pain as it tried to remove me from it's foot by using it's remaining arm to tear me out of it's body,but it only make the matter worse as it's only remaining arm got impaled in my thorns.
"BOOMMM!!!!!"Loosing all of it's blood coupled with the injury it received from it's battle with the unknown beast it slowly fall to the ground making a small earthquake which scare every small animals in the vicinity.
Smiling while still sucking the tasty blood out of it's body before moving to the another corpse to absorb the tasty traits of the unknown beauty,whilst giving me some notifications but I just ignore it for a while as I need to live this place before any other beasts arrive.
Storing the dried bear in my inventory I hurriedly left the ruined place while gathering some unusual stuffs I found on my way.
Soon enough I arrived on a lake with crystal clear water that reflects the moon above.You could say that it's a really beautiful sight
"Let's make this place our base!!!"I shouted in excitement as I make my unusual triangle pose as some imaginary lights shine in my surrounding making it an extremely glorious scene as deep inside me a passionate red flame of shame shine brightly threatening to swallow me whole.
I already decided no one can change it anymore I will make this place my base to spread the glorious image of our almighty loli!!!!! *Cough!! Cough!! Cough!!*What the hell am I even doing!?!?!.
I can only laugh awkwardly at myself as all the fishes on the lake look at me.
Fishes and system though(My eyes have sinned!!)
Well fine!!
"I think we need to secure this place before turning it into our base"I said as I continued to crawl towards the lake and arrived near it in no time,then I took samples of some new weird stuffs i saw and quickly finished securing the perimeters of the lake only leaving the lake itself to be secured and I also secured a lot of unusual things,mostly plants
Then suddenly the system told me to return to the space quickly as miku have a present for me.Ahh how sweet but why do I feel that something is fishy??
"Well miku is more important so who cares!!"And so I returned (and I saw something that make me want to beat the system if he have a body )
Returning to the house I saw a sweet little loli(miku) running towards me as she have a big smile on her face.
Soon enough she reached me and jumped into me as she says"Master I have a present for you"
"Ohh my my.What could my sweet little lol-*cough*princess have for me?"I said as I pinch her cute little nose while carrying her to the house
"Secret!"She shouted as she jumped out of my embrace and run inside the house.Seeing this I can only laugh at her antics.'What a cute girl'I though as I entered the house surprised me
A small stage full of leeks and stood in the center of it is miku.Then she make a weird pose,ehh?? isn't that my pose!?!?!.But it isn't finished yet,she then looked upwards with a proud look on her face before shouting
"Let the MADNESS begins!!!"Then she ran into me looking to my face with a face that says 'praise me,praise me' then she asked with a face full of expectation"Master is it good?"
"Yes,of course how can it be not good"Then I continued to praise and spoil her for an hour while the system laugh like mad inside my head as I swear that I will beat that system someday
After hours of pampering.She Finally got tired and hungry and of course I brought her a food from the hateful system with the remaining points making it zero.Well I wonder what she brought with the system points
(A few minutes after dinner)
"Well little sweety it's time to sleep "I said as I carry the sleepy princess to her room,but when I tried to open the door
"Hmmm Why is it so hard?"I said as I tried to open the door with my unoccupied arm but when I opened it a fuck ton of leek smashed me in the head and is about to hi miku but I hurriedly turned around,preventing it from hitting her as Leeks continued to pour out of her room
"Mashter,ish everything alright"Miku slightly opened her eyes sleepily but quickly went to sleep again.
"It's look like she will sleep in my room,ahh I will sleep in the sofa then"I said as I went to my room and pit her on the bed and i went back to her room cleaning the mess.
a few minutes later
Back to the living room I ordered the system to show me what I gained from that bear(level) and unknown piece of art(traits)
"Show me what I gained from that bear and piece of art"
And then a list of notifications appeared before nothing special about the levels and traits but a particular message caught my eyes
to be continued...
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BONUS
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"Host I have a question"system
"Yes"mc
"Are you a lolicon?"system
"No"mc
"Then do you like loli's"system
"Yes!"mc
"How can you not be called a lolicon then?!?!?!"system
"I'm not a lolicon!!!"Me
"Give me a proof you are not a lolicon!!!!"system
"Why are you always asking if I'm a lolicon?!?!?!Why not ask the author!?!?!!?"mc
"Why did you included me in this quarrel of you two?!!??"author
"You are the sources of all of this!!!!,making such a cute character and not calling yourself a lolicon!!!!"mc/system
Then suddenly the space reap apart revealing a cute lol-
"It's the narrator!!!!!!"mc/system/author/lo- ahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH help me !!!!!!
(run away)
"there's no way we will let you go!!!!!!!!!!!"everyone
"What wrong have I done !?!?!?! I'm just narrating a freaking story!!!!!!!!the freaking author wrote!!!!!!!!!!"narrator
everyone looks at the author
"whaah-what a-a-re you lo-looking at?!?!"author
"hehehehehehe"everyone(smile with evil laughs)
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"author
"You won't escape!!!"everyone
ahh what a fun scene ehh what why is someone grabbing my hair!?
"hehehehehehe you won't escape"?????
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!