2 hours later
"huh!!!"I lay flatly in the ground when I'm done eating and selling those weird things I gathered including that weird coconut-pineapple amalgamation.but I did keep some of the most interesting things.
Yup I decided to keep some of them and this time they won't die just like my pets and the plants of my older sister in my previous world
Your asking why they died right?Well,one of my birds got eaten by a dog and the other die for some unknown reason and as for the plants of my older sister they died because I decided to use them as experimental subject on all sorts of liquid mixture I created and I really want to remember the poison that killed the plant of my sister as it slowly corrodes the body from inside out and it won't leave no matter how much infected branch you cut.
Well back to the business.I already sold all the things that should be sold and at everything that will give me some useful traits
I gained a total of 5000 points and lot of traits,But not all of them is useful for now so I sealed some of them thanks to the system as I don't have the capability to seal traits unlike the system.
I will just check those traits later as I'm too tired
As for the things I decided to keep,well they are a duck that curse all the time(descendant of lord 5th lol),a glowing mushroom that miku will surely like and an albino spider with scythe like legs.
"Hey wake up you dumbass !!!!"As I am enjoying my break in my break someone suddenly kicked my shoulder.Yup it's that freackin duck that is always in my nerve just for a hours now and I don't even know how it is possible to store it in my inventory.
"Don't shout at me!!!"I got up before kicking it like a baseball throwing it far far away as it rain curses on me.
Taking a few stretch with a spider in my head.I decided to return to the house
Returning to the inside of house.Miku is just sleeping there in the stockpile of Leeks in the living room as Leeks scattered in the house.Just ignoring her as I still need to clean myself before touching her(° ͜ʖ °).Don't be green minded as I don't mean it that way plus I touched a lot of poisonous things clearly but surely I need to clean myself as I cannot let her catch any of those harmful spores from those freakin beautiful mushrooms
Going to my room I placed the spider on the bed as I really like spiders and this one is freakin glorious.
Going to the bathroom cleaning myself before buying a pare of red clothes and shorts from the system
Surely but clearly I cleaned myself thoroughly to remove the smell of those freakin mushrooms
let me describe some of them as those freakin plants is really a freakin bunch of masterpicies
A mushroom that look like a brain,a mushroom that look like intestines pulled out of your stomach and a mushroom that look like a ball of human eyes and many more,yup it's definitely beautiful right?
Finally done with cleaning myself I returned to the living room if I can even call it a living room anymore as storeroom would describe it more clearly,but well who cares.carefully storing all of the leeks away I finally got near her
"Wake up my little princess"I said as I gently wake her up from her sleep
"Why"She said as she open her eyes before reaching out here hands clearly asking me to carry her
"Cause you have to clean this mess you know and I'm going to cook"I said as I carry from her leek throne
"No!!,I don't want to clean!!"She just complained to what I said before trying to break out of my arms clearly she's trying to run away
"Be a good girl,You just have to place all of them in one place in any order and I will clean it later plus I will cook you a roasted duck if you do it"I strictly but gently said to her as she is still trying to escape but after hearing the word roasted duck she quickly jumped out of my arms before placing all the leeks in one place but after that she frowned
"Master,it's inadequate,some leeks is missing"She said before running towards me in a hurried passion with some Leeks in her hands
"No need to worry,it's inside my inventory"I said while patting her head to which she quickly hit my hand with the Leeks in her hands
"Hahahahahahaha I'm going now"I said while evading her Leeks as she chased me throughout the house before getting tired and she finally returned to his Leek throne,but I did not forgot to tell her to get some bath and wash herself after giving her some red floral dress,red so red that it look like a dress made from blood.Done doing so,I make my way to the kitchen
Finally in the kitchen,I brought some ingredients from the system for adobo(chicken version) and surely a duck as well.Overall it cost me around 200 points,Yeah I know,it's quite expensive
"Host are you really going to cook???"While I'm cutting some onions.The system suddenly asked me a question with a somehow scared voice for god who knows why
"Yes"I replied with confidence as I continue cutting the onions
"B-but host,I'm afraid y-you will burn it again based on your memories"The system replied with a more scared voice.making me choke on nothing but quickly return to normal as I son't want to cut myself
"Nahh,You don't understand.I don't want to burn them,they just want to burn themselves so I don't have any choice"I just replied with a somewhat(pretended) helpless voice while clearly evading the question with my most iconic excuse.
"What type of excuse is that!!!!"The system complained in my mind.
"Nahh you don't understand me,I don't have a choice that time"I replied casually as I continue cutting some ingredient after I'm done with the onions
"Who would believe that!!!!!"The system object to my reasonings but hell as if I care
"Just shut up,you're distracting me"I complained in a somewhat happy tone as I'm quite used to these type of things
After saying so the system just stayed quite finally giving me some peace and so I continue to cook the side dishes
1 hour laters
Finally done with the adobo and roasted duck plus a Leek soup
Buying a table from the system and placing it in the middle of the living room cause I am too lazy to place it anywhere else before storing the Leeks stockpiled in the corner of the room but for some reason Miku is not here.Well maybe she is in her room
"Miku!! come here and eat!!"I shout as I call her out and before long I hear someone running down the stair as miku appear in her red floral dress but why the heck is she carrying that freakin duck and the duck seems to be scared of her as well
"Where did you get that duck?"I asked her as I buy a pair of chairs overall it cost me 50 points together with the table
"Uhmmm I find it near the window of my room and it seems to be lonely so I played with it"She replied before sitting on the chair while wearing a somewhat scary smile while the duck have a tears in it's eye
"I think you should clean your hands first as I will prepare the dish first and leave that duck here"I said while pointing on the ground near the chair as I search for plates and spoons and fork from the system.
"Yes master"She then happily hoop out of the chair before going to her room leaving the poor duck behind
"So what did she do to you for you o be so scared of her???"I asked the poor duck as I buy 2 bowl 3 plates and 2 pair of forks and spoons
"She's a devil"The duck can only mutter while crying and covering it's eyes with it's wings
"Don't badmouth her if you don't want me to cook you"I said casually as I prepare the foods and then finally done with my preparation I sit n my chair.
"Fine,You don't know my suffering.she make me eat all of those Leeks as she says that I'm too thin and I need to fatten myself first if I want to be her dinner!!!"The poor duck cried with sorrow but our conversation was cut short as miku returned with a happy smile on her face
"Let's talk later"I said as I brought some rice from the system costing me 20 pointd
"Are you done?? if so then let's eat now"I said as I give her her share while ignoring the duck and so we have a happy lunch(in my standard as I always eat late)
After our lunch,Miku brought the duck to her room to continue playing with it
Returning to my room after cleaning the dishes(Even if I don't want to) I pet my spider that made a whole bunch of webs in my room but it's not like I hate it and so I give it some raw meat from the system for 20 points and of course I can't leave that duck starving can I,even if you don't need to eat inside this place,eating is still a way to enjoy life.Leaving my room i made my way into miku's room to feed the poor duck who become miku's toy somehow but before i could feed the poor duck miku block my way saying that it already ate too much of her Leeks that she stored inside her room.
sighing as I don't have anything to do.I made my way back to my room
"It's time to secure some tasty base"I said as I teleport out of the space as I pretty much don't have anything to do and I want to test my new traits too
To be continued................
Authors note
Sorry if the novel will get boring as time pass but I'm nothing but only an amateur so there's nothing I can do so I'm sorry
But note before you continue reading it.there will be no forced marriage,tragedy or forced separation in these novel as I hate those stuffs very much especially tragedy and this novel is supposed to be a comedy but there's turning back now,is there?
plus I will not drop these nor any hiatus nor will I even rewrite these and I will complete this novel no matter how long it will take me to complete it as it is my second novel and I will continue to write my first novel when I'm done with this novel and the first novel will just be comedy and country building as it is basically just a wish fulfilment with a very overpowered mc and if you read this far then thank you very much
and plus I don't make fake promises but I'm just too lazy
have a nice day and god bless you