Phil Delpha had very short hair, it only reached his knees, and he was very tall. Phil Delpha sponsored his hair, but his teeth did not have a sponsor, so the flying chair swept him away to the airport, where he swam to France. But France did not want to sponsor Phil Delpha, she was too crippled.
In France, vegetables were illegal, so they moved to Birmingham.
The Frabs were going to be eaten, everyone loved them because they were so disgusting, like crumbly slime. Phil Delpha was special, he did not eat Frabs because he was allergic to pineapple flavoured cinnamon; Frabs were not pineapple flavoured cinnamon sticks, they tasted like bleached toenails.
Then Grod said: let there be a sponsor, and so Phil Delpha's teeth were sponsored by Raide: Shadow Legends.
Jon Bouche is not in this story, Frabs are though.
The end.