Phil Delpha and the lemur population chart were not together, they were as far apart as 2 peas in a pod, they had been eaten were the Shoefish, and were looking for the big sad to enslave them so that they could be free.
Jon Bouche was not there, but he had found his brush scrubbing brush in the frabhole.
The author did not like Jon Bouche, so Jon Bouche was dead, but then the author remembered the title and realised that Jon Bouche can't die.
Phil Delpha couldn't find the big sad, so he was happy and free.
The author did not want this to be a short story since they are not gaining views right now.
Jon Bouche was not in this story.
The end.