Pfft--
Lu Yichen couldn't help but laugh out loud. Then, he used his finger to scratch Kang Xiaoqiao's little nose. "You little troublemaker, are you trying to get me to clean up the mess for you?"
Kang Xiaoqiao chuckled and then hugged Lu Yichen's arm She looked up at him and said, "Yichen, what kind of person is your mother? Isn't she very beautiful? Very gentle? You're so handsome. I can tell from your face that your mother is a great beauty, right?"
Kang Xiaoqiao's smile was very bright and she had a sincere look on her face. If it was anyone else, they would definitely believe her. They would have been fooled by her long ago.
And who was Lu Yichen? Looking at Kang Xiaoqiao like this, he knew what she was going to do.
So he said indifferently, "Why? Do you want to ask me about your future mother-in-law's preferences?"
Kang Xiaoqiao giggled and then glared at him. She put down her hand and said unhappily, "Hmph, I can't hide anything from you."
Lu Yichen saw the mischievous Kang Xiaoqiao, and couldn't help but feel a little warm. He gently stroked Kang Xiaoqiao's hair with an extremely gentle smile. Then, his eyes looked like the horizon.
He said in a melancholic and nostalgic tone, "She is a gentle, kind, virtuous and generous person. Her beauty was devastatingly beautiful. The worst decision she made in her life was..."
When he said this, the hand that touched Kang Xiaoqiao's head could not help but clench into a fist. The joints made cracking sounds and exploded in Kang Xiaoqiao's ears.
Kang Xiaoqiao was shocked by Lu Yichen's sudden anger. She could guess the first half of the sentence. In the hearts of all sons, the mother was the best. This was understandable. The love that a mother had for her son was everything. Even if it meant her life.
It was natural for a son to love his mother, but why was it so terrifying after that?
Kang Xiaoqiao's eyes were wide open and she didn't dare to move. She was afraid. F*ck, the ancient people weren't lying to her. The more beautiful things were, the more poisonous they were. Lu Yichen was so good-looking, so this was definitely a deadly poison.
Moreover, it was a deadly poison with super martial strength. If she wasn't careful, she would either be beaten to death or poisoned to death. She was so scared that she wanted to retreat. She didn't know if she would be able to make it in time.
Just as Kang Xiaoqiao's eyes flashed with the intention to retreat, Lu Yichen looked over. Kang Xiaoqiao hurriedly blinked her eyes. She didn't know if he could see clearly.
Then, he turned back into the cold-faced him. However, the hand on Kang Xiaoqiao's head became gentle again as she stroked her hair.
He said faintly, "Don't worry. My mother won't make things difficult for you. If I like it, she will definitely like it too."
When Kang Xiaoqiao heard that, she immediately smiled and said, "That's great, that's great."
She smiled brightly, but in her heart, she had already started to ridicule. Bah! All her sons said the same thing. Heh, it was just a superfluous question. It seemed that she wouldn't be able to get too much information from him.
However, just look at Lu Yichen. She dared to use Lu Yichen's virginity as a guarantee. His mother must be a famous beauty. Kang Xiaoqiao was still very tolerant towards beauties. Thinking about it, she didn't take it seriously.
Lu Yichen glanced at her again and saw the girl's big eyes darting around. He thought for a moment and said, "Xiaoqiao, I came to the ministry very early and have no experience with girls. I speak directly. If there's anything that you don't think is suitable, just say it."
"It's not good for your body to be angry all the time. If you don't tell me, I won't know. It's good for us to get along harmoniously."
Kang Xiaoqiao blinked her eyes when she heard that. Damn it, I was waiting for you to say that. You're telling me all kinds of things here, but this is the most pertinent one. Yes, yes, this child is worth teaching.
Kang Xiaoqiao frowned. She looked at Lu Yichen, turned her head, and then looked at Lu Yichen. She blinked her big eyes and said, "Can I really say it? You can change it if you say it? Then I'll say it!"
She didn't give Lu Yichen a chance to speak at all.
"Yichen, I think that when we're together, there needs to be a change in the way we talk. I'm not a soldier in your department. You yell at me all day long. I'm a little girl, a delicate little girl. You'll scare me with your loud voice."
Lu Yichen: "..."
You can be scared? You're braver than anyone else. Why are you pretending to be weak? I can't even teach you a lesson by putting on a straight face every day. What else do you want? Also, when did he agree to change it? He only asked her to talk about it, but in the end...
Just as Lu Yichen finished thinking about this, Kang Xiaoqiao's words came again.
"Yichen, you have to learn how to recognize beauty. For example, if I change my hairstyle, you have to praise me for my beauty. For example, if I put on some light makeup, you have to praise me for my beauty. For example, if I change into a new set of clothes, you have to praise me for my beauty..."
"Also, you have to think that everything I say is right. You have to support everything I do. You have to like the person I like, and you have to hate the person I hate..."
"In short, no matter what changes I make, you have to pay attention to and praise me. You have to agree with me. What I hate the most is criticism. This wife is used to be pampered, not used to be yell at."
...
"Do you understand?"
Kang Xiaoqiao said a whole bunch of things without taking a break for a full five minutes. Her words were so exciting that Lu Yichen's forehead started to sweat as he listened. His face could not be any darker.
After Kang Xiaoqiao finished talking for a long time, she swallowed her saliva and said, "Do you understand? You have to do it in the future."
Lu Yichen let out a sigh of relief. Then, he talked about Kang Xiaoqiao's brain.
"You stupid girl, what are you thinking about? Where did you learn it from? Hmph, you didn't learn well."
"How can I let you continue to be wrong even though I know it's wrong? I'm not spoiling you. You're a disaster."
"Where's the self-criticism letter I asked you to write yesterday?"
Kang Xiaoqiao's forehead hurt from Lu Yichen's talk. She covered her forehead with both hands and kept talking. "It hurts, it hurts. Why did you talk about my brain? Don't you know it hurts?"
"You..."
"What? A letter of remorse?"
Lu Yichen's face was dark as he looked at her and said, "Right, where's the letter of remorse? Don't think that just because I like it that you can escape punishment. Right is right, and wrong is wrong. However, when I talk to you in the future, I will be careful and try to speak as quietly as possible."
Kang Xiaoqiao's face was filled with tears. "Ah?"
"You, you said it. If I say it, you will change--"
"Huh?"
Kang Xiaoqiao turned her head angrily and glared at him. "Hmph-- "
"I forgot to bring the remorse letter. It's at home."
Lu Yichen had a look of disbelief on his face. However, he did not make things difficult for her. Suddenly, he pecked her pouty little mouth.
"Since you forgot to bring it, I'll collect some interest. Alright, I'll go down and do my work first. I'll come up for lunch."