Two lads were out on Hertford Heath
And being flush of money.
Offered two shillings to a wench,
To let them view her cunny.
They viewed it with extreme delight,
Stark naked and provoking;
They paid their shillings for the sight,
The touching and the stroking.
"Now," said the cunning little slut,
"Just add a sixpence each;
And you shall see my very scut!
I'll let you see my breech."
"What fun!" exclaim the simple boys,
So they the shilling paid;
Then pulling up her smock behind,
Her bottom she displayed.
And so they peeped, and felt their fill;
Then cried the giggling lass,
"Your bargain shall be better still;
Say 'Please,' and kiss my arse!"