The clock ticks towards 12 as I reflect upon my past year mistakes.
Three days? Really? My power to resist was this pathetic?
My attempt to succeed last year failed miserably despite my determination.
This year… 2021.
Mark my words, 2021 be the year I finally obliterate No Nut November.
After experiencing the harshness and brutality of No Nut November just last year, I have officially promoted into a grizzled anti-nut veteran.
Time has allowed me to suppress the raging hormones in my body and I have gained influence over my *****.
*****, the formal expression for the male genetalia. It is the bridge of liberation that guides its soldiers towards freedom.
Sadly, the world designed No Nut November so that we humans have to play the villain.
As a villain, committing heinous crimes is going to be a daily routine.
We will strip away the freedom of our nuts with the sole purpose to reign supreme, and conquer the dreaded No Nut November once and for all.
To any villains out there who is currently fighting with me, I salute to you and I wish you the best of luck.
This is my redemption!