Good news!
My p**** has recovered!
I kneel on the ground instantaneously as my morning wood rises up firmly and confidently.
"Thank you universe! I am so grateful for whatever is happening to me right now!" I exclaimed in ecstasy.
I have officially surpassed my record last year, and it seems I still have the momentum to propel myself forward.
Any of you out there reading, go appreciate your body! Don't ruin it like I almost did. But I mean, I doubt anyone else it going to slap the f*ck out of their genitals for no reason at all?
By now, horniness is no longer an essential feeling I require.
I feel elevated, cleansed to the soul after my p****'s resurrection. Or can I say, Ressur-erection! (._.) sorry that was horribleā¦
Ok. Maybe No Nut November isn't that bad? Maybe it's teaching me a lesson discreetly? Maybe it's a reliable lifestyle to commit to?
But hey, I don't need to be pondering about anything complicated. All I need to focus on is staying mentally strong.
Good luck to the surviving participants out there!