Back in Hell, I was always hungry.äø½äø½
I would eat everything, so much so, that I was deemed a criminal by Lucifer himself. I went on the run for a while, eventually being capturedā¦
Eh? Move on?
You're a rude one, you know that?
Well, anyways, Lucifer made me one of his many servants. I was in charge of watching the grounds at night by candle.
What did I do with trespassers? Well, I ate them of course!
It was really the only thing I was allowed to eatā¦ After a while, my diet of fear, sweat, and blood made me want to vomit.
You know what that bastard said to me when I told him this?
"Ara, so my little darling has finally gained some taste buds?"
So rude my master! I can taste just fine. This one just doesn't like being picky!
I guess I made a face at this, because master laughs a bit and says "I'll find something for you to do, ok?"
So absent minded my master! Are you really a fallen angel?!
Ah? Why am I telling you this?
Hmph, kids this century really don't know a detective when they see them anymore!
I guess I should retire this stupid hatā¦
Hm? A cute girl like me is too young to be smoking a pipe?
I think it makes me mysterious! And the taste is good too.
You want some?
Kidding!~
Anyways, my master did find me a new job as a detective.
Mysteries, riddles, and puzzles truly do taste better!
Master did notice how well I was doing down in hell, so during teatime, he asks me to go to earth for even tastier mysteries!
Eh? What do the mysteries here taste like?
It's got a gentle vibrant tasteā¦ reminds me of orange tea with master...
Um, I've been dealing with little things, like missing animals, rings, and toys.
Eh?! What do you mean you're not hiring? That's what this interview request was for!!
Nnnnā¦ I'm telling you; I only look like a 5th grader!
I am a demon sent from hell! Master told me to get serious, so I am! Nothing is more serious than working for a police force!
My name? Kinoko!
You're taking you pen and paper out just now? You haven't been taking notes this entire timeā¦?
Eh? You're gonna call my parents? I'm too old for tall tales?
Mr. Police Officer, I am telling you the truth. My master forbids me from lying!
M-my age, ah, umā¦ I turn 666 this year I think.
Y-yes here's my masters phone number. Are you calling him as a reference?
"Kinokoā¦ this is not what I meant when I said to get serious."
Kinoko was scolded by the police officer until Lucifer came and picked her up. In the human world, Lucifer is known as Lucius Gennam. He is a fairly successful author, who adopted Kinoko when she was a child.
"What was I supposed to think?" Kinoko mumbled.
She was understandably very upset. Her brown cheeks were puffed out, reminding Lucifer slightly of a squirrel. He looked at her blood red hair. It was so long it was beginning to curl at her chest. She needs a haircut soon.
"Well yes," he said, "I know I wasn't quite clear..."
"You're never clear master!"
Kinoko's cheeks somehow got even bigger after her outburst.
Lucifer led the girl to their car, gently listening to her as they drove home. She mumbled things like: "So, disrespectful!" and "Unbelievable!" over and over.
Lucifer smiled. She's too cuteā¦
Lucifer remembered when they first met. Back then Kinoko's form was that of a giant slug with hundreds of mouths. The many mouthed creature was black skinned, with hand-like appendages that would grab anything around it, stuffing its many mouths. It was quite disgusting, as many of the weaker demons of hell were all those millennia ago. But Kinoko was strong, even back then, as Lucifer himself had to cut the monstrous slug down. He peeled the damned thing like an onionā¦ and a girl popped out.
"Kinoko's finally growing up, huh?" Lucifer sniffled, he felt tears in his eyes.
"Eh? Master is sad?" Kinoko's steam had fizzled out a while ago, her attention now on the passing highway scenery.
"Ah- no. Not sad. I'm happy you've changed so much. It's like you're a different person! I remember whenever you'd get frustrated like this... you would just eat!"
Lucifer saw her look away embarrassed. Kinoko pressed her forehead against the window.
"I am a bit hungry Masterā¦" she mumbled.äø½äø½