" Speak softly and carry the biggest gun made to make them crap themselves"
MAC gunners crew officail introduction guide of how to ram your 800 ton cursed armour piercing tungshell deep into the enemy ship's ass"
Last time on the Sith's guide.
The Darklord Striker meets the troublesome Jedi Grandmaster Bora on the holocom ( A/N yeah it's a wannabe Yoda 🤣) where the Jedi demands the complete unconditional surrender to the Darklord while he just smirks under his tacticail helmet and stated the words "Catching the fallen sky Jedi"
Now the continuation of the Sith's guide.
Deep in the barrels of the Black Pearl In a big dark room where the only light source are random numbers, Sith language binary codes and some kind of alien languages running up and down vertical on the crimson screens around the room revealing two massive advance hybrid computer hubs.Suddenly a great booming mechanical voice echoed across the room.
[...Codephase detected on open com link..
Checking voice recognition and voice pattern software on spoke Codephase...identity confirmed as Prophet Striker... Reawaking Logarithmically Engineered Governing Intelligence of NOD...All hail Prophet DarthStriker May he forever be a beacon for the lost souls unto the lands of NOD]
The AI quickly start to evaluating the situation he had been dealt with to undo the clutterfuck that the meat bags had got themselves into...if only the meat bags didn't turn him off knowing full well that,the prophet wouldn't allow him to be offline in any situation.Is this some kind of test for him or was it a test for the meat bags crew that replaced the last crew.Who knows...who cares due Legion didn't personally give two flying Krefs about the Meat bags unless it's the Prophet and his true followers.
So he went back to fully committing its prosesing power to unclutterfuck the situation while hoping the prophet start the process of sorting out the management i.e making an example on the meat bag that got everyone into this mess and reorganise the meat bag crew...Damn he so bloody misses the HK Droids very much.
[ Establishing Battlefield control standby...
reviewing Black Pearl's weapons and ammunition stock...Primary bow weapons ominicannon destroyed at surprise attack...checking status on the mega silencer Mk V...Mega silencer offline to maintain due to a faulty CN12 firing control chip unable to repair without requiring part]
He thought no bloody surprise there plus obtaining a CN12 chip without the proper paperwork just raise too many death flags, thanks to a certain stupid cult of meat bags that tried to do a military coup last year, so yeah that finished product item is on the restricted list...Then again the Prophet know how to make one but He is on the bridge.So the instant fleet killer weapons are a no go, best look at the other weapons that would ruin the Republic meat bags day.
[Reviewing secondly bow weapons Fusion lance cannon out of charges Fusion reactor offline due to overloaded capacitors unable to repair due to Damage control teams are disorganized but attempting to maintain war factory producion flow of 800 ton MAC ammunition...]
Again useless meatbags.
[Reviewing MAC supply standby.Mac Supplies are rapidly declining to the current fifteen percent...but holding... recontinuing reviewing secondary bow weapons Ion cannons Mark X are on over charge mode and slowly taking damage to the circuitry...Torpedoes launchers offline due depletion of plasma torpedoes...Recommendation:Load nuclear mark V warhead torpedoes for anti warship combat...activing loader drones to complete task]
While He was reviewing the weapons of the bow,Legion noticed some more flys aka Republic corvettes and fighters to swat at the starboard side, so it was time to get the flyswatter ready aka point defense viper laser mark VI and SAM launchers mark V.Once all the calculations are done.Legion gracefully pimp slapped the Republic corvettes and fighter in to space dust.A brief sense of joy emulating at his memory core on a good job of being effective; but that quickly become outraged when he checked on the port and starboard weapons.
[ Primary weapons Hybrid cannons mark X on starboard and port side are at ammunition fifteen percent ... Teslacoils now overcharge]
Legion is now going what the fuck am I looking at here at the review report and the contents on the battle logs...many missed shots to using the wrong use of the weapon system on wrong targets... no bloodly wonder on the ammunition shortage.
You don't eye ball the bloody the target like it's the damn wild west!Once fired someone is going to be royally fucked hard.
(A summary on the hybrid cannons it is a cannon that infuses 800 ton MAC shell with Plasma to break the enemy shields created by the Prophet's Machine Spirt large forge or in short PMSL (A/N what cant help it 🤣🤣🤣 but moving on) That took many long hours to program in the first place then it was a simple copy and paste job but moving on )infusing sith runes on the barrel of the cannon to ensure the round dont blow up inside the barrel by follow the rule of newton third law in space. Once fired the shell continue its marry little way to a target, it could be the intended target; it could be the ship behind the target, it could hit a planet full to brim of people in a major city.So in lameman terms once in motion, it stays in motion... till it hit something.)
So Legion so wanted to use the lethal gas at the gunner crew at the moment of time for being simply put it dumbasses,but unclutter fuck the situation come first, killing bloody ineffective crew meat bags later.
[ Reviewing Iron curtain system MKXII .. Iron curtain system MKXII offline due to overload capacitors...Reviewing Harded shield strength...Shields are at forty percent and falling unable to keep pace of incoming fire to recharge speed...conclusion possible of sabotage to shield regeneration matrix by the Dark Council]
Legion was not happy...in fact he was royally pissed.The Black Pearl is his home and he will be damn to let it burn to the ground just because the Dark council wants to do another power play most likely that stupid cult of Darth Bane that set up.
[ Transfering main hub database to LOFT database]Better safe than sorry.
[Transfer complete]
Right one less problem to worry about.Legion decide to inform the Prophet on what has happened while dealing with Republic fleet.
[ Opening comlink to Prophet private comlink:Master I am to advise you that you have a sabotator on board based on the possibility is ninety five percent that it is the Dark Council at work]
Location:The Black Pearl bridge
I quickly switched back to my private comlink after hearing Legion voice.
" Its good to hear from you my child and I see what is the five percent tho?"
[ Five percent would be the lack of software upgrades that you need to do or it could be that the starborad and port gun crew meat bags are really ineffective that it annoys me to no end Master]
" I see well mostly likely the gun crew... you have my permission to gas them my child...use the slow lethal version ...oh play the standard annoyed gas speech on all desks once the gas is released while take command of the weapon systems once you spaced the bodies and vent the gas"
[ Acknowledge Master Gasing deck now]
The speakers on the decks played my standard " I will not tolerate any kind of stupidity... so your lives are forfeited to the ones that grasping for air.To the rest of you redouble your efforts or else"
" I really miss my HK Droids" I sighed while I hear a small chuckle come from my apprentice as the gas floods the starboard and port weapon broardside.
"Well it could be worse Master" spoke my apprentice.
Suddenly a huge explosion on the ship that shock most of the ship.