It was a typical day in the quiet mountain town of South Park, Kyle Brofloski, a boy wearing a green ushanka and bright orange jacket ,Stan Marsh , a boy wearing a blue hat with a red puffball on top and a brown jacket and Kenny McCormick , a boy wearing a parka which covers his face so you probably can't hear him speak clearly.They were waiting for their bus so they can go to school. While waiting, Eric Cartman the fat kid runs towards them trying to grab their attention.
"Guys!Guys!I got it! Finally!"screamed the fat kid but the others ignored Eric.
First of all you have to understand that Eric cartman is a fat, a racist and a complete dick to almost everyone. he usually wears a red jacket, yellow mittens and a blue hat with a yellow puff ball on top,
The others just watched him as he try to catch his breath. It was a silent long wait as Cartman was still catching his breath.
Kyle decide to break the ice cause the last time they kept quiet,Cartman went on a rampage with insults .
"What is it ,fatass?"asked Kyle.
"HEY,I am not fat,i'm big boned,you stupid Jew."exclaimed Cartman.
"What did you say ,dick face?"shouted Kyle.
"I called you a stupid piece of crap,Jew."exclaimed Eric.
Stan comes between them.
"Kyle,just let Cartman talk and we can just get out of it."suggested Stan.
"Alright ,fine Cartman you got your chance,waste it."said Kyle with his hands cross.
"So, the jew finally gives in ."said Cartman.
"CARTMAN!" shouted Stan.
"Fine. "exclaimed Cartman but then a smile
came upon his face. "I just got the newest
toy. "
The three boys groan as it has happened every week but Cartman just ignored his
"friends" and opens his bag to take out his new toy. He even did a little drumroll before he took it out.
"Here it is, meet Robot X"said Cartman taking it out.
It was a pink dildo with googly eyes.
"Mff mfff mmmf. "exclaimed Kenny.
"Ya, Kenny's right, it looks like a dildo. "said Stan.
"No it does not."said Cartman."Kenny only says that because he is poor and could not get one."
Kenny slaps Cartman but slipped and even though it was a soft hit but Cartman still cries in pain.
"Anyone knows what is the dildo for?"asked Stan.
"mff mff. "said Kenny with his shoulders moving slightly up and down and his arms showing the don't know sign.
"Not me. "said Kyle.
"I definately no idea. "exclaimed Cartman.
"I thought your mum was a slut so you should probably know. "said Kyle trying to rip on Cartman.
The other two who were watching were laughing, they know what was Kyle talking about. Last year, Kenny managed to find a restricted magazine with Cartman's mum in a bikini as the cover.
"MY MUM IS NOT A SLUT AND IS CERTAINLY NOT LIKE YOU, YOU SRUPID JEW! "shouted Cartman.
"GO TO HELL, CARTMAN! "shouted back Kyle.
"Guys, we still do know what is the used of a dildo. "said Stan cutting in.
"Ya,where should we get started? "asked Kyle.
"Let's ask Cartman's mum, she knows what it is. "suggested Stan who clearly is ripping on Cartman.
"Look, no one is going to my mum and asking her about a dildo ."said Cartman who clearly does not know that he is being ripped on at the moment and opening is arms in diagreement.
"mff mffff mff mf. "said Kenny.
"Kenny's right, let's go to the shadiest place in town. "said Stan.
"Well, let's go. "said Kyle.
The four boys immediately started to go to the shadiest place in town and Kenny secretly excited about going there.