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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2

Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski ,Stan marsh and Kenny Mccormick now slowly walks towards the shadiest place in town.This place is where all the drug dealings and prostitution but they do not care.First of all ,I like to remind you this is south park so even though the boys are literally 9 years old, throughout what are they going through right now is very normal.

"I give BJs for 5 dollars ."shouted one of the prostitutes."You kids want to have some."

"Nope."shouted Stan

"What a sicko."whispered Kyle.

"Mfff mff mfff mmmf mfgf."said Kenny.

"Dude that's disgusting."said Stan in shocked.

Kenny wanted to go and accept the offer but then again he is poor so he can't get a BJ.Yet.

"Hey,why don't we ask her?"whispered Kyle.

"The jew has a point."said Cartman with an emotionless face.

Kyle ignored him and took Robot X .He brought it to the prostitutes.

"Yes,little boy,you want a BJ for 5 dollars."asked the prostitude.

"No,just here to ask you a question, maam." said Kyle.

"Sure,what is the question?"

Kyle than shows Robot X.

"We know this is a dildo but what is it for?"

The prostitute's eyes grew wide.

"Is it Robot X?" asked the prostitute

"em...yes?"said Kyle uncertainly.

"Are you sure ?"asked the prostitute.

"YES!"shouted Kyle annoyed.

"Ok ok, just calm, just give me a closer look."said the prostitude.

She took it and bought it into a toilet.Kyle and other went to the toilet and knocked on the door.

"Hey,you stole our stuff!"shouted Cartman.

"Give me a moment!"shouted back the prostitute

Cartman turns to Kyle."This is all your fault,Kahl!"

"Hey,it is not my fault okay, she just took it into the toilet.

"Mff mff mmf."said Kenny.

Kyle and Cartman stopped arguing.

"Ya I heard it too ,"said Stan

"Its coming from the toilet."said Kyle.

They walked towards. the toilet. Cartman knocked on the door.

"Dude, what the fuck is going on in there?"shouted Cartman

The moans becomes louder instead.

"Jesus christ,something is going on in there."said Stan worried now.

"We need to get in there ."said Kyle

"How?That butthole locked the door in."pointed out Cartman

"mff mff mmfffff."said Kenny.

Kenny pushed open the door ,the prostitute in excitement with the new toy forgot to lock the door.There were two stalls in there . The left one was opened but the right one was locked.

"Sweet,nice job Kenny."said Stan

They knocked on the stall .then the door opened by itself to reveal the prostitute with Robot X who is also out of breath.

"Here you go boys,"said the prostitute with a very dreamy expression.

When she handed it over to Cartman, Cartman realized something was different.it was sticky,gooier transparent stuff seem to be all over it.

"Ew,dude what the hell is on it?"asked Cartman.

"Em...nothing."said the prostitute and runs away.

"Hey....hey..you have not tell us the use of it yet!"shouted Stan

"mff mff fmmm"cursed Kenny.

"What should we do now?,"asked Stan.

"I know let's talk to Mr Slave ."said Kyle.

"Mff MMMff mmf."said Kenny.

Kenny got hit in the head by Cartman.

"Fags aren't for gays anymore Kenny and we do not call gays that anymore,only Harley bikers."said Cartman.

"mff mfff."said Kenny as he rubbed his painful head.

"Alright then, come on guys,"shouted Kyle as he started to run.The others followed behind while Cartman cursing something like this.

"Fuck you guys...puff ,why the fuck all of you buttholes .....huff have to run."

"Mff mff mff."shouted back Kenny.

"I am not fat ,I am big boned!"shouted back Cartman.

With a puff and huff, Cartman when on cursing without any sign of stopping while the others still ignored the fatass.