Author-sama: Hello! Hi there! Is everything going all right with you readers out there? No COVID-19 problems??
Mirabelle: *scoffs* Hah... what did you think?
Author-sama: What do you mean by 'what do you think?'
Mirabelle: Isn't it obvious? The readers obviously hate your work. There are no comments or encouragement in the comment section below. You see, it's because there is actually no one reading this...
Author-sama: Doesn't it mean they hate you??
Mirabelle: ¯\_(-_-)_/¯ Why does that matter? They can hate me if they want. Why should I bother? It's my life that matters here.
Author-sama: Is there anyone out there?? HELLO!! Readers??
Mirabelle: Can you stop screaming for God's sake? *pokes her middle finger down her ears*
Author-sama: Sigh... can't be helped.
Mirabelle: This is the exact reason why I told you to not write this story... Tch... did you actually listen to me?
Author-sama: So... now... what do we do... *exchange glances with Mirabelle in a frustrated manner*
Mirabelle: ��\_(-_-)_/¯ Why are you looking at me?
Author-sama: We need to make you act more like Evil Queen.
Mirabelle: That won't change anything. You see... my face is too perfect and beautiful to be called Evil Queen. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Author-sama: Lies. ╰（‵□′）╯
Mirabelle: Try me...
Author-sama: Do you want to join a delinquent gang club and be the mafia leader or something?
Mirabelle: (¬_¬) Would anything change? Tch... just leave my life alone. You always put me in a hard situation. Can't you leave my life alone or something?
Author-sama: Then it won't be fun!! {{{(>_<)}}}
Mirabelle: I am not entertainment. We, the characters also have a life too you know. ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
Author-sama: But I care about you!
Mirabelle: Lies.
Author-sama: You try me!
Mirabelle: Tch... (¬_¬)
Author-sama: I am going to make you go through a life-death situation in which you'll be accused for murder***
Mirabelle: Witch... ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) How much are you going to bet that you actually have readers?
Author-sama: 2 pennies!
Mirabelle:... da fuq... [-_-]
Reader: Um... Hello... I am reading this... it's not a bad novel...
Author-sama: See I do have fans!! *Looks at Mirabelle victoriously* So how much are you going to put on the table?
Mirabelle: *pulls out her hand and show her...*
Author-sama: Where is it... I don't see it! *stares at the empty hand*
Mirabelle: (¬_¬) Of course you don't... you're blind. You have to special to see it. Tch... what a pity. ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
Author-sama: Yo- there is nothing on it! Stop lying!
Mirabelle: You see... this is a blessed hand-
Author-sama *cuts* *COUGH* You mean cursed...
Mirabelle: *stares at Author-sama...* -mutters: I see... *glares*
Author-sama: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
Mirabelle: Haha... you think it's funny... don't you think?? *glares* just you wait till I kill off your hubby Archduke***
Author-sama: eeeeek!
Mirabelle: I'll assassinate him...
Reader: Um... please don't fight... I don't think it will solve everything. The readers won't be having fun.
Mirabelle: *stares at Reader 1* Yo- don't lie. You think this novel is trash right?
Reader: *looks between Author and Mirabelle* No... um...
Author-sama: *looks pleadingly at Reader 1*
Mirabelle: *glares at Reader 1*
Reader 1: !! （>﹏<）No! I just.!!