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Chapter 3 - Lesson 1-3

Mochi then lied down on the carpet placed the book on the floor and turned to the first page, "Hey Jun, get over here, so we can learn how to kill demons."

"Why would I wanna kill demons?" I said as I squatted down to take a look at the book.

"We can earn a lot of money from this."

"Well, you've convinced me so how do we start?"

"Alright so let's look here..." Mochi said as she began to read the book.

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Lesson 1:

๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…

๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ฅ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…ข

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"Hello friends, my name is Jelly and I'll be your guide on your journey to becoming an expert

demon slayer. For your first lesson, I'll be telling you about Demon Danger Levels."

( ๏ผพโˆ‡๏ผพ)

"Demon Danger Levels are levels given to demons based on the demon's strength and abilities. Danger levels are given to demons so that Demon Hunters/Slayers such as yourself will have an idea on what type of demon you are dealing with and if you should engage in combat with it."

ใƒพ(๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`๏ฝก)

"There are 5 Demon Danger Levels which are A, B, C, D, E. The order would usually go something like 1 E level demon slayer to fight a level E demon, 5 E level demon slayers to fight a D level demon, 20 E level Demon slayers to fight a C level demon, 100 E level demon slayers to fight a B level demon and 1000 E level demon slayers to fight an A level demon."

๏ผผ(ยฐoยฐ;๏ผ‰

"Make sure to always try to follow this and have the right amount of people necessary to fight a demon before engaging it, because if not there's a 90% chance you will die. Talking about levels, let's move on to lesson two, demon slayer levels."

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"You can identify a demon's Demon Danger Level by using the scanner in the bracelet that came with this book."

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After reading the first lesson Mochi then searched the remains of the book's package and found a set of two tiger eye gemstone styled bracelets.

"Yo, I got one for you too," Mochi said as she tossed one to me.

Caught it in mid-air and put it on and admired it for a while. Wow, this actually looks pretty good... Wait a minute... "HOW THE HELL DID YOU AFFORD THIS?" I yelled at Mochi.

"I couldn't afford something like this, that's why I used your credit card," Mochi said with confidence.

"Wait a minute... THAT'S WHY IT WAS IN MY NAME!" I yelled angered as I began marching towards Mochi.

"HOLD UP!" Mochi put her hand up to stop me from coming closer, "Don't worry, we will make 4x as much the money back if we manage to take down a single E level demon."

"Goddammit, Mochi why am I friends with you."

"Because I'm amazing, that's why now let's see more of this guide," Mochi said like a little child.

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Lesson 2:

๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…œ๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…

๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…จ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ฅ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…ข

( ๏ผพโˆ‡๏ผพ)

"Next up is Demon Slayer Levels. Demon Slayer Levels are basically like Demon Danger Levels but given to Demon Slayers like you."

ใƒพ(๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`๏ฝก)

"The bracelets that came with this book will scan your brain and body to determine what Demon Slayer level you will be assigned. Don't get your hopes up, everyone usually starts at E, only people built like a muscle builder manage to start off at D."

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"And as for a bonus you get paid extra depending on your rank with your total pay increasing 0.5 times the amount every rank up."

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"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! This is boooooorinnng, when do we learn how to kill demons and stuff." Mochi yelled like a little child.

"Oh hey look lesson 3 looks cool." I said with interest.

"oOoOOhHhh hHhEEeEeEYyyY lLEEeESSsSsSOoOnnN tHRRreeeEeE LooOOoKkKSsSs cCOoOoLL."

"I seriously have doubts if we're friends sometimes..."

"I'm gonna get some gummy bears from the cabinet, you can keep reading the book." Mochi said as she began to walk towards the kitchen to grab a packet of gummy bears.

"Yeah what ever..."

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Lesson 3:

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ข

๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…“

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…Ÿ๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"Alright time for the fun stuff, this lesson we're gonna learn about triggers and trigger output!"

ใƒพ(๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`๏ฝก)

"Fighting demons with your bare fists or a knife would obviously not sound reasonable, so that's why we came up with a solution. Most demon slayers use their Trigger Outputs to help slay and kill demons, what is Trigger Output? Trigger Output's are abilities that give us Demon Slayers a chance to fight against Demons. To activate your Trigger Output you will have to use what you call a Trigger."

( ๏ผพโˆ‡๏ผพ)

"Every person has their own unique Trigger and Trigger Output that can range from things like doing 5 push-ups, eating bread or pissing yourself. That last one is a real Trigger by the way, not even joking."

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"Human Trigger Outputs are usually extremely weak and do nothing so you barely notice them even if you activate them, hell you might've activated your Trigger Output earlier this morning by eating cereal and felt your cereal was very slightly less cold. Your bracelet will scan you and tell you your Trigger Output and Trigger."

(๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`๏ฝก)

"So you're probably wondering how could we use our Trigger Outputs against demons if our Trigger Output is so weak as humans. Well that's good question my friend, and that's why we gave you these bracelets. Aside from being a scanner that scans both your Demon Slayer Level and Demon Danger Levels, these bracelets also amplify your Trigger Outputs times 100, so make sure to only put it on while slaying demons."

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"Oh crap." I said to myself as I took of the bracelet quickly.

I could've started a fire, flooding or something dangerous if I kept that on.

"Hey I got the gummy bears you want some?" Mochi said as she opened the packet of gummy bears.

"Nah I'm fi-" I then stopped in mid sentence and noticed something...

๐ฐ๐š๐ข๐ญ ๐š ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ ๐จ๐ง...

"MOCHI DON'T EAT THOSE GUMMY BEARS YET."

"No." She replied quickly as she shoved a handful of gummy bears into her mouth.

๐™˜๐™ง๐™–๐™ฅ.

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก:

โ“’โ“โ“โ““โ“จ

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…Ÿ๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ:

โ’ปโ“›โ“˜โ“–โ“—โ“ฃ

Mochi then proceeded to slowly levitate an inch off the ground, "Oh hey look I'm flying..."

"That's your reaction!?" I yelled at Mochi.