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Chapter 4 - Oh hey superpowers

"HAHA, LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!" Mochi yelled in excitement as she moved around the room like an automatic vacuum an inch off the floor.

"Wow I'm so jealous that I don't look like a Roomba vacuuming the floor." I said as I crouched to check how high Mochi was levitating.

"Hey shut up! My powers are cool." Mochi said with her arms crossed.

"What's so cool about being able to fly an inch off the ground?"

"Dude, I can obviously fly more than an inch..."

"No way! Two inches!?"

"Dude, I can't fly too high in this small apartment, that's why I'm ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ซ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“พ๐“ฎ ๐“น๐“ธ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป." Mochi said menacingly.

"Dude you sound like an anime antagonist."

"Shut up nerd, what's your super power/trigger thingy?"

"Dude, if I put the bracelet back on we can run the risk of burning down our house or summoning a monster and stuff."

"Shut up and put the bracelet on!" Mochi yelled like a child as she flew towards and grabbed the bracelet next to me as she grabbed my arm. She then forcefully put the bracelet on my left wrist and tapped it.

As she tapped the bracelet a small holographic window popped up revealing both my Trigger and my Trigger Output.

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก:

โ“โ“žโ“คโ““ โ“‚โ“คโ“ขโ“˜โ“’

๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…Ÿ๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…ฃ:

โ’บโ“›โ“”โ“’โ“ฃโ“กโ“˜โ“’โ“˜โ“ฃโ“จ

"YOU GET ELECTRICITY!?" Mochi yelled at me, "WHY DO I GET SOMETHING LAME LIKE FLIGHT WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT ELECTRICITY OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND STUFF." Mochi then began shaking me back and forth in frustration.

"Haha eat shit Mochi." I laugh while being shaken.

Mochi then suddenly stopped shaking me and had a moment of realization, "So uh... what do we do now that we have super powers?" She asked me.

"I know just the thing..."

-๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ช ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป-

"No Jun, I am not going to beat the shit out of you." Mochi replied to me.

"Alright let's just get some ice cream I guess."

"Bitchin."

-๐“ช ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐”€ ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป-

"Here's your ice cream cones." A large man wearing an apron said while giving us ice cream cones from his ice cream stand.

Mochi and I then took a seat and began enjoying our sugary treats.

"Man this ice cream is amazing." I say while taking a bite out of a cookies and cream flavoured ice cream cone.

"Yeah mint is my favourite." Mochi replied while taking a few licks from a mint flavoured ice cream cone.

"What the hell?" I say in disbelief.

"What?" She replies confused.

"Mint is your favourite ice cream flavour?"

"Yeah what's the problem?"

"That's like... choosing a slice of bread with nothing on it over a bagel or a doughnut."

"Fuck you I can enjoy whatever I want including mint ice cream." Mochi then flew up into the air above me and began enjoying her mint ice cream.

"Shouldn't we be doing something right now?"

"No." She replied with a face filled with ice cream.

-๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ช ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป-

While we were enjoying our sugary treats, the bracelets then began to display a holographic message in front of us,

-๐Ÿ…‘๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…Ÿ-

ใƒพ(โœงโˆ‡โœง)โ•ฏ

"Hiya boys and girls, it's me Jelly again. New missions are now available for you at Ailartsua Exit Gate B, so don't be shy to stop down and pick up a mission to earn some of that sweet, sweet cash. To check what missions are available for you to do, please talk to the mission manager at Ailartsua Exit Gate B, this is your electronic friend Jelly, signing out!"

-๐Ÿ…‘๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…Ÿ-

"OH YEAH WE SHOULD BE SLAYING DEMONS!" I shout while shooting up from my seat.

"OH YEAH I REMEMBER!" Mochi shouted as well.

"IT'S DEMON SLAYING TIM-"

-๐“ช ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐”€ ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“พ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป-

"Can we like stop cutting to the future..." I sighed.

"Wait what did you say?" Mochi said while she looked at me with a concerned and confused look on her face.

"Oh nothing, you won't get it."

Mochi then shrugged it off and gave me a thumbs up.

"Wait, why are we slaying demons again?" I asked Mochi out of curiosity.

"Because we're poor." Mochi said as she revealed her empty wallet and empty pockets.

"Then how did we afford ice cream?"

"That the rent money."

"YOU USED THE RENT MONEY TO BUY ICECREAM!?"

"Pfft, no."

"That god, for a second I thought you wer-"

"I used ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป rent money."

"I fuckin hate you Mochi."

"SHUT UP AND LET'S EARN SOME MONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY!" Mochi yelled at the top of her lungs.

Current Location:

โ’ถโ“˜โ“›โ“โ“กโ“ฃโ“ขโ“คโ“ โ’บโ“งโ“˜โ“ฃ โ’ผโ“โ“ฃโ“” โ’ท

๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ก๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ง๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ฃ ๐Ÿ…–๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…ฃ๐Ÿ…”: ๐Ÿ…‘

"Yooooooo, this place looks awesome!" Mochi said in excitement as she began looking and pointing at everything she found interesting.

The Ailartsua Exit Gates, literally one of the worst places a person can live... they're basically the ghettos of Ailartsua, you could meet every single type of terrible person here, gambling addicts, drug addicts, basically think of any type of addiction you can think of and there's a 100% chance that you'd find them here.

And yes, game addicts are here too, "AH YEAH, I ROLLED A NAT 20!" A skinny man with glasses yelled while waving his arms in the air. But they're probably drugged addicts too, "Now to collect my prize!" He said as he took a suspicious looking needle from the floor and stabbed it into his arm.

"Mochi how the hell do you find this place awesome?" I whispered to Mochi.

"It makes me feel better about myself seeing these people!" She replied with confidence and happiness.

"You're really the scum of the earth aren't you Mochi..." I sighed.

We then began walking towards the gate to see what types of missions we can take for demon slaying, "Don't talk to anyone here, people here are dangerous..." I whispered to Mochi.

"Shut up pussy." She whispered back.

I then grew an angry expression on my face and crossed my arms, "I hope you get mugged by some dude addicted to fruit."

Mochi then stopped right where she was and turned around to look at me, "Did you just make fun of fruit addicts?"

-๐™ƒ๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™™๐™ช๐™ข๐™ข๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ช๐™ข๐™š ๐™–๐™›๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™จ๐™š ๐™จ๐™๐™ค๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™–๐™œ๐™š๐™จ-

๏ฝก๏พŸ(*ยดโ–ก`)๏พŸ๏ฝก

"Hi, my name is Jelly, and I'm here to inform you about fruit addiction. Fruit addiction is a real problem and is the main cause of war, poverty and starvation across the entire world."

(ใค๏น<)๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏ฝก

"Fruit addiction is factually 137% more addictive than ๐™˜๐™ง๐™–๐™˜๐™  ๐™˜๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š making it one of the most addictive types of addiction, more than addiction to addictions."

หšโ€งยบยท(หš หƒฬฃฬฃฬฅแท„โŒ“ห‚ฬฃฬฃฬฅแท… )โ€งยบยทหš

"Fruit addiction should never be made fun of because real people suffer from it, thank you for listening."

-๐™ƒ๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™™๐™ช๐™ข๐™ข๐™ž๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ช๐™ข๐™š-

"Shut up Mochi and let's just get a mission and get paid..." I said as I flicked Mochi on the forehead lightly.

"HEY DON'T FLICK ME LIKE THAT! Besides, we have to find the mission manager before we can do any missions first."

"Hey you guys wanna buy some drugs?" A man in plain greasy white t-shirt and army shorts approached us. He also had messy brown hair and a very rough half shaven beard.

"Sorry, but we're trying to find the mission manager." I replied to him.

"Oh, that's me!" He said with glee.

"Wait, you're the mission manager?" I asked with confusion.

"Yeah... I just said that..."

"If you're the mission manager, why are you out here selling drugs?" Mochi asked him.

"Can't a guy have any hobbies?" The mission manager then smiled and began to chuckle for a while.

God I hate the Ailartsua Exit Gates already...