Zhou Tian woke up in the middle of the night. "I must have drank too much water before I slept. Now I feel like peeing." Zhou Tian sighed, as he dragged his weary body to the toilet.
Naturally, the whole house was blanketed in darkness. Zhou Tian did not want to wake up his family, so he used a mental image in his head to guide himself to the toilet. The toilet was directly opposite his room, so he arrived there in a few steps.
"Ahhh..." Zhou Tian let out a moan as he released the pee stored in his bladder. It was always comfortable to get rid of burdens in his body.
"Boop!" Ss Zhou Tian zipped up his pants, he heard the sound of a phone's notification. Turning his eyes to the bathtub, there was now a phone inside of it.
"Why is there a phone here? So careless." Zhou Tian picked up the phone. It was covered in a rose gold coating, and looked like the latest iPeach model. The notification on the phone had some words.
"Welcome to the Waste Farming System. Please pee on the phone to bind your urea to it."
"..." Zhou Tian's mental facilities seemed to have shut down after reading the notification. A few moments later, he was rebooted, and his face contorted in disgust.
"Pee on the phone? Pee on the phone? Pee on the phone?" Zhou Tian could not believe the content that was displayed on the phone. It was so vulgar that it went against every moral that had been instilled in him. He would have even preferred it if he just needed to sacrifice some blood like in the webnovel Let Me Game in Peace.
Another notification appeared. "If you don't want to do it, just dump me in the toilet. It works too."
"This damned phone can read my thoughts too? Forget it, might as well pee on it. I don't want to fish it out of the toilet." Zhou Tian decided to trust the phone. It could read his thoughts, so there might be some benefits for him.
After all, this was a mythical period of time. There were beasts wandering around in the world and humans had suppressed some of them to become pets. These pets were called Goblins. They could be converted into special items called Fingers.
The mythical period began recently, when a random author invited several Webnovel authors to a imagination party and used all of their powers to invoke a dimensional rift. Through a Wheel of Fortune, the needle landed in the Pet Apocalypse section, causing the Earth to have a revolutionary change.
Zhou Tian peed on the phone in the bathtub. The phone then blacked out, before Zhou Tian's pee was entirely absorbed by the phone. There was no remnant smells in the air.
Zhou Tian took the phone out and turned it on. There was no lock screen, and it went to the home screen instantly. There was only one app called, "Waste Dungeons".
Clicking on the app, there was a gaming interface. A "play" button appeared with cartoony graphics in the background. After that, there was a dungeon called, "Heaven City's Waste."
"It's a game? I can work with that." Zhou Tian licked his lips in excitement. He wanted to see what type of game this was. As he entered the dungeon, a yellow avatar formed. It looked like a fatty with a greasy face, which exactly matched how Zhou Tian looked like.
"Can't I change it to a more handsome avatar? I don't want to reflect on my own appearance." Zhou Tian complained, but the phone did not notify him of anything. By now, Zhou Tian was fully awake, as he started playing the game.
There was a brown coloured lizard that was in the vicinity of the yellow avatar. Zhou Tian experimented with the controls. The avatar used a slider to move it, and whenever he tapped on the screen, it attacked with a fist move. Double taps allowed him to do a limited kick.
"Oooooh." Zhou Tian set his sights on the brown lizard. He moved the avatar close to the lizard, then did a surprise kick on the lizard's legs!
The lizard stumbled to the ground, as Zhou Tian shifted his avatar to execute a fist punch on the lizard's head. The head was often the most vulnerable part of a body, so the lizard was left disoriented. However, it whipped its tail toward the avatar.
As an experienced mobile gamer, Zhou Tian easily dodged the attack pre-emptively by dodging towards the floor. Following that, he punched the lizard several times in the underbelly, until brown liquid spewed out!
"Whoa. That was surprisingly... easy." Zhou Tian did not even break a sweat while gaming. He had only spent 2 minutes to kill the lizard. Then, a mysterious liquid replaced the lizard's body.
As the avatar laid its hands on it, it merged directly with the hands. Zhou Tian then felt a burning sensation in his heart. He removed all his clothes, and jumped into the bathtub.
Brown liquid of all smells began to excrete out of Zhou Tian's body, but the bathtub quickly drained all of them away. The liquid continued to flow for quite some time, but soon enough, it was gone.
Zhou Tian showered to get rid of the brown liquid that had formed a crust on his body. He had nearly suffocated from the intense smells brought on, so he added more soap and threw in some bleach along with his shower. His whole skin became red and irritated, but Zhou Tian was pleased that no smell remained.
"You have gained the bloodline, Poop Lizard. Bloodline Tier: 0.00000001% Tier 9 Poop Devil Dragon, 99.99999999% Poop Slime." A notification had appeared for the phone. It was a death screen counting his achievements. Apparently, the avatar had died while he was showering.
Zhou Tian wore his clothes and stuffed the phone in his pocket. Even though he was not sure if the phone was beneficial, it had actually affected him in real life. It was something special at least.
"I'm tired. Going to sleep now." Zhou Tian did not want to play the game any longer, after such an incident had happened to him. He headed for his bed, which he slumped on as soon as he reached it. He slept soundly until morning.