Watch Tower
A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man.
The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very pleased that there was another man to help work, both of them started on building a watchtower.
The stranger and wife wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach. So he tried to think of a plan. SO then the stranger offered to watch first from the watchtower.
While the husband and wife worked, the stranger yelled, "Hey! No fucking! Get back to work!" At this, the couple yelled back, "We're not fucking!" A little while later the man again yelled out to them. And again the couple denied it. This happened several times during his shift up in the watchtower, and when his turn was over, the husband took over.
With that, the stranger made love to the wife on the beach. The husband, watching, exclaimed, "Wow, it really does look like they're fucking from up here!"
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Hitchiking in Indian Territory
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of India when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The guy was so excited that he was yelling every few minutes the shout was so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "That Indian was riding bareback without a sadle..."