Women's bra come in 3 categories. Autocracy, Democracy & Bureaucracy.
Autocracy: Aims at 'Suppression' of the masses
Democracy: Aims at 'Upliftment' of the masses
Bureaucracy: Shows a mountain if it was a mole.
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
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Once there was a survey in USA for women that who want to have sex with Bill Clinton:
Here are the results of the Survey:
2%- No.....
3%- Yes...
95%- Not Again