Spending too much time Online ...
He met her while browsing, She unzipped his dotcom 4 some Downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his hard disk into her hot-mail and she screamed yahoo
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
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Tid-Bits
Q:) What did one testicle say to the other?
A:) "Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for!
Q. What's the difference between women and computers?
A. Women don't accept 3 and half-inch floppies.