Little Johnny was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one.
Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man.
The man asked Little Johnny, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!"
Little Johnny replied, "My mom and dad told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone... and I think its happening I feel something hard under my pants!"
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One day a young boy and girl meet in a garden where the grass is upto their shoes.The boy asks the girl "Should we do it?".
The girl says "Not now."
They further go up where the grass comes to the knees.The boy again asks "Should we do it?".
The girl again says "Not now." They further go up where the grass reaches to their neck level. The boy impatiently asks "Now should we do it?". The girl again says "Not now."
They further go up where the grass is above their heads. The boy(losing his patience) asks "Now should we do it?".
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The girl finally says "Yes ".... And both start cutting the grass.
And what were you thinking dirty mind :-)