300% Impotent!
A woman went to her doctor and complained that her husband was 300% impotent.
The doctor replied ,"I 'm not sure I understand what you mean ."
She answered , "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition he burned his tongue and broke his fingers".
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Some More
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Q:) why dont men make hissing sound when they pass urine as women?
A:) Because they have a 6 inch. silencer.
Woman complaining to the doctor "I rather get pregnant than having a tooth filled"
Dentist "Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly"
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Q:) Why did all the animals laugh at tarzen when he was having a bath?
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A:) Because they saw he had a tail in the front!
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HEIGHTS!!
Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.
Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquaketo do the rest.
Height of Competition: A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.
Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.