Q:) What did stayfree say to condom ?
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A:) Boss, if you fail, we both will be out of business for next nine months.
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Baseball Sex
The old rules (baseball sex terms)
1st base = Kissing
2nd base = Tongue kissing
3rd base = Hands down partner's pants
Home run = Sex
Here is the new standardized guide (and other terms/meanings)
On deck = Having plans for a date
Strike out = Stood up/didn't score/couldn't get it up
Walk = Kissing
Bunt = Masturbation
Single = tongue kissing
Double = Breast/chest touched, some clothes off, lots of grabbing
and feeling
Triple = Most of clothes off, genital contact, and or mutual
masturbation
Inside the park home run = Oral sex
Home run = Sex
Ground out double = Would have sex, no condom
Relief pitcher = Vibrator
Error = condom breaking during sex
Banned for life for gambling = Having sex with out a condom
Hall of fame = Marriage
Rain delay = Parents/Room mate come home early
Box seats = Water bed
Seventh inning stretch = Unusual positions
Rookie = Virgin
Minor leagues = Under 18
Grand slam = Sex 4 times in a 12 hour period.